1 - 20 of 47 Works in Eddie Kaspbrak is a Little Shit

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    After dying under Neibolt, Eddie wakes up in his 13-year-old body in the woods outside Hawkins, Indiana with nothing more than the clothes on his body and a message from a psychic god-turtle.

    ("Eddie Kaspbrak, saver of children...

    ...weird.")

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,644
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    133
    Kudos:
    262
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    2739
  2. Tags
    Summary

    December 24th 1914

    It’s the Western Front in Central Europe, and the German and the British army meet in no man’s land to exchange gifts, sing Christmas Carols and play football, enjoying their time with the enemy if only for a day.
    Richard is a British soldier who’s biggest regret is having enlisted in the first place. Edward is a German boy forced to join a war he had no interested in, another victim of conscription.
    It’s Christmas and they know they can enjoy each other’s presence without repercussions. They also know the day after they’re going to become enemies again, looking at each other from two opposite sides of the same battlefield. Every shot could be the last.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,724
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    387
  3. Tags
    Summary

    FEM REDDIE

    HIYA!! This is the (now) 4-shot kinky sequel of "My Knight in Shining...Braces" that i promised!!!!

    (It can be read as its own story!)

     

    It's Richie's birthday tomorrow...but Eddie is the one whose about to be surprised....

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,854
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1064
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Richie’s coworker, Mr. Uris, does not have an Instagram so Richie takes it upon himself to make sure his coworker stays up to date on all things funny.

    He also takes it upon himself to start up a trivia team.

    He also wishes he could remember Mr. Uris’s first name.

    Or where Stan likes the dumb memes Mr. Tozier leaves on his door, and does not remember Mr. Tozier’s first name.

    And the Losers find their way to each other because of trivia.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,214
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1077
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Mikey: @bigbill hasnt said anything
    Eddiek: yeah he could be some sort of creep
    Bevvy: i dont think so
    Bevvy: everyone else turned out nice
    Bigbill: what the literal fucj
    Bigbill: i have 25 notifs for somthing i didnt even knoe existed

    An IT group chat fanfiction where everyone is gay, they all just met about 3 seconds ago, and Richie was adopted, but of course, he doesn't know that yet.

    Stick around because of all the shenanigans to get into, these 7 get into the most shenani-est shenanigans to ever shanan.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,089
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    284
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    5202
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Eddie is fully hunched over, hacking his lungs out. Richie despises the sound of Eddie’s coughing. It’s so thick and wet and each individual cough sounds painful. It probably is.

    “Shit, Eds, I’m sorry.” Richie stumbles across the room to start pounding on Eddie’s back the way he’s done since they were kids. The coughs begin to subside and then Eddie is glaring up at Richie.
    ~
    Richie Tozier is one hundred percent NOT in love with his best friend. Said best friend is kinda sorta dying right in front of him, but Richie's in the pits of denial at this point. Eddie can barely breathe but he isn't interested in putting up with Richie's bullshit anymore. Bev is a lesbian disaster, Stan pretends he isn't infatuated with the ever oblivious Bill, and Mike and Ben just kind of pick up the pieces every time one of them falls apart (which is often). Sick Eddie, worried Richie, etc.

    title from breath of life from florence + the machine

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,929
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    323
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.

    Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.

    Eddie is probably not on steroids.

    Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,931
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    260
    Kudos:
    989
    Bookmarks:
    282
    Hits:
    5959
  8. Tags
    Summary

    eddie kaspbrack has the perfect friend group and he has since he was a kid. he loves them all and wouldn’t trade them for the world. but when the losers wanna add a new kid to the group, eddies jealousy overtakes him and he says some stuff he probably shouldn’t have. things pretty much go to shit from there. eddie kaspbrack should’ve just shut his mouth and maybe things would’ve be such a mess. but he didn’t.

    -

    in conclusion i suck ass at writing summaries. lowercase is intended. i will put content warnings at the begging of chapters if needed. please enjoy! kudos, constructive criticism, and comments are appreciated! love you guys! stay safe! wash ur stinky hands! wear a mask! don’t vote kayne!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,262
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    173
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Eddie Kaspbrak is afraid of being sick; Richie Tozier is afraid of giving his parents and the bullies another thing to beat him for.
    But if it feels so good, can it really be bad?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,110
    Chapters:
    11/16
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1238
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Eddie finally brings Richie to a company party. He gets bored and wine drunk. He decides to send Richie a dirty text, just to see what would happen.

    This is based off of those tik toks where you send your significant other a dirty text/nude around a bunch of people just to see their reaction.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,795
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2022
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Not really a fanfic, just a little thing I thought of that made me smile, and wanted to share to make y'all smile!

    The Losers are idiots, but they love each other nevertheless.

    (This all started because of Annie, thanks Annie-)

    Title from Annie

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    282
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    56
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Yeehaw: I live on a farm and a cannibal once waved at me with a dead childs arm and I am still not over that.

    Living mood: Wow, your town is fucked up.

    Yeehaw: tell me about it.

    The Cullens get a notification telling them that they have been added to the 'Number neighbours/ group chat. A group chat that includes all the losers club. This will be interesting!

    Sorry, I am not very good with summaries.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,734
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    283
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Soulmate AU- You get a locket that will show you your soulmate. It will get hotter when you're close to them and cold when you're far from them. When you meet your soulmate the locket opens and shows a picture of them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,153
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    531
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Barry is called into the Captain's office, he didn't expect the surprises ahead of him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,824
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    888
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Richie doesn't know how to act but...wbk

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,200
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2134
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Eddie Kaspbrak has a unique talent for scaring away every person he tries to date. Enter Richie Tozier, the infuriating bartender who, for some reason, Eddie can't seem to stay away from. Maybe it's the advice he gives Eddie about not being so uptight, or maybe it's the fact that Eddie can call him whatever stupid names pop into his head and all he gets is a laugh in return. Either way, enlisting Richie's help seems to be the only option he's got - and he feels like he might need a lot of it.

    Loosely based on the 2009 romcom He's Just Not That Into You - you don't need to have watched the movie to understand the story but it's such a fun movie you should watch it anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,129
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    405
  17. Tags
    Summary

    - Previously known as “When Shit Hits The Fan At The Hanscom House”

    - This was for the IT Fandom Exchange and I got to write for Julian!!

    The Losers gather at Ben Hanscom's house for a sleepover and night of truth-or-dare. (Stenbrough, Benverly) We have domestic fluff with all the losers and some fun stuff, with a good mix of angst and a dash of fluff. :) Enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,323
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    235
  18. Tags
    Summary

    in which three boys meet while on vacation in paris

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,785
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    225
  19. Tags
    Summary

    After the Loser's successfully defeat Pennywise at 13, Richie starts to realize something's about himself. The first thing he realizes is that he's gay. The second is he has a big ol' crush on his best friend Eddie and he's petrified by it cuz of his parents and the fact the Bower's outed him to the whole school on the first day of freshman year.
    All the Loser's are super messed up after the incident with the clown, they all have had nightmares at least once after it happened it lasted longer in some of them then the other and they were really bad.
    Eddie also starts to realize he's gay and has feeling's for Richie but is to scared to tell him because of his overbearing mother. Ben and Bev got together after IT, Bill and Stan get closer then ever and Mike stands up to Bower's getting sick of how he talks to him.
    Starts in their freshman year of high school then skips to senior year, college and then life as adults.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,939
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    525
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Eddie était en train de rire dans la cafétéria en compagnie de ses amis quand c'était arrivé.
    Il s'était soudain tût, les yeux écarquillés. Personne ne le regardait alors il avait glissé ses mains sous la table pour vérifier ce qu'il soupçonnait et rougi en comprenant que c'était en train de se produire pour de vrai.

    Richie s'était tourné vers lui pour dire quelque chose et Eddie s'était levé, comme monté sur ressorts.
    « Eds ? »

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    5,881
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    515

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation