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    in which Eddie sends emails to Richie after he leaves for college and gets no response.

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    Everyone knew Sonia Kaspbrak loved her son. Some would even say she loved him too much.

    They didn't even know the half of it.

    When Eddie finally confesses his secret to Richie, it's up to him to help undo the damage and show Eddie what actual love is meant to look like—and who it's supposed to come from.

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    this au is definitely not inspired by my brief but turbulent employment at sp*rit h*lloween. not at all. anyway that company owes me money and i aim to fucking collect

    richie, bill, and mike manage a pop-up halloween store. eddie is trying to spite his neighbor with increasingly horrifying halloween decorations but doesnt know shit about setting them up. he's spent so much time and money at that store. he needs help

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    Richie wants Eddie to let go and do something for himself. And, maybe, if he got lucky, score a kiss.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak never meant to throw his soda at that jaywalker, it just kind of happened. Better his drink hit him than his car, right? And at least he'll never have to see him again.

    That is, until his new client walks into their meeting--drenched from head to toe in what could only be 32 ounces worth of Diet Coke.

    “So do you always throw beverages at your clients, or do I happen to be one of the lucky ones?”

    And thus began his relationship with the one and only Richie Tozier.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak has been a loner his entire life. But it’s okay, he’s used to it. He’s used to living in routine, stuck in an endless loop of dull responsibilities and his own thoughts. He never expected that all of that would be shattered by a chance meeting (an embarrassing one) with a complete stranger.

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    Eddie and Richie meet on the subway in NYC.

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    I'll be your mirror
    Reflect what you are, in case you don't know
    I'll be the wind, the rain and the sunset
    The light on your door to show that you're home

    (Or, the Reddie bodyswap au that no one asked for, but i'm writing anyway).

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    Eddie had a look of satisfaction on his face. “So, we’ve reached a compromise.”

    “What’s that compromise?”

    “Float. Don’t sink.”

    Richie took a moment. He then nodded. “Only if you’ll do the same.”

    “It’s settled, then.”

    -

    or: he tries to kill himself in the end.

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    Whilst Eddie Kaspbrak is stuck in a hospital because 9f his mother he finally builds up the courage to text one of his favorite influencers
    TW: SELF HARM& EATING DISORDER

    I just rewrote this whole thing because i realized I was using VERY incorrect sources :/

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    Eddie bites the inside of his cheek, the corner of his lips quirking upwards as he felt a blush start to warm his cheeks.

    Honey. Richie had called him honey.

    And it was… nice.

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    5 times Richie accidentally called Eddie by a nickname and 1 time Eddie did on purpose

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    ‘Guys, are you seeing this?’
    ‘Seeing what?’
    ‘Them.'
    ‘Who are they?’
    ‘Th-they’re us.’

    Or: The one where the young Losers see a vision of their older selves after the final fight with IT, and realise that Eddie and Stan are both dead. Hell-bent on saving their friends' lives, they try and figure out how to change the future.

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    “Fuck.” I breath out. “Y/N, are you still there?” Mike asks from the other end. “Yeah, just, memories.” I respond. “Yeah, there’s a lot of those. You need to come back, okay?”

    I nod, though he can’t see me. “I’ll see you tomorrow, Mike.” I state before hanging up.

    “Y/N, are you okay? You’re crying, and you were muttering something about a baby? Do you have a kid I don’t know about?” I stand from the couch, wiping away the tears I hadn’t even realized I shed. “I have to go somewhere, Liz. Can you cover for me at work? It’s an emergency.”

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    It started as a joke. Richie and Eddie’s wedding was beautiful, and it went without a single hitch. Eddie’s vows were beautiful, and they brought tears to Bev’s eyes. Richie’s vows brought tears to her eyes for an entirely different reason, and she’d expected nothing less. She’d danced with them both before the night was over, had kissed each of their cheeks and wished them well, and had watched them ride off into the sunset with the other Losers by her side.

    One week later, she was in her office designing a unique onesie for her assistant, who was due to have her baby any day. She was just finishing the embroidery when the idea hit her. Once the gift was wrapped and sent off, she sat down with a pen and pad of paper and got to drawing. The completed product was beautiful and absolutely perfect. She left it in a box on their doorstep the morning they were set to return with a short note tucked inside.

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    You have to keep scrubbing Eddie.  Keep scrubbing until all the filth is gone.  Eddie closed his eyes, grabbing the small soap and scrubbing every inch of his body.  Every inch must be spotless, Eddie, or you'll catch someone's disease and die.  He couldn't look down at the sight of his body in fear of throwing up; he moved his arms to his chest with the soap, scratching the dirt away since he couldn't find a loofa anywhere.  Once he felt somewhat satisfied, he moved towards his left arm, then his right arm.  Slowly moving towards his ribs and stomach, he realized.  I died.   I fucking died.  I died saving Richie 'Trashmouth' 'I fucked your mom' Tozier.  

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    Three years after the events of Pennywise and the six Losers a new kid moves to town by the name of Richie Tozier. All the Losers come to love him but only one takes a special kind of liking to the lanky lad.

    (THIS IS A REWRITE/ CONTINOUATION OF MY FIC FIRST DAY OF MY LIFE)

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    "Is Stan and Bill here?", he asked looking around. He saw no one else in the room but the person who opened the door and still standing at the door looking confused. Eddie looked at the guy and realized this guy was quite hot. He guessed this was Stan's roommate and he felt a blush creep up his neck. The guy was tall, crazy tall, like probably over six feet tall. His black curly hair framed his face nicely. He wore black hipster glasses, as Eddie likes to call them, and had a silver hoop nose ring and his ears were gauged! He wore ripped black skinny jeans with a few chains, a black band tee, and oddly a brightly colored blue Hawaiian shirt over his band tee. It didn't go together and looked a little weird. His smile, oh his smile made Eddie feel butterflies in his stomach.

    "And you are?", he asked closing his room door and sat on his bed.

    "I'm Eddie, your roommate Stan went for coffee with my roommate Bill like an hour ago and I came to find Bill.", he explained hoping it didn't sound weird. He stood in the middle of the room feeling awkward and willing his feet to walk him back out but he stayed right there under the stare of this beautiful guy.

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    Eddie felt more free than he could have imagined.
    *
    Being back in his home state, even if it wasn’t quite where he grew up, was an exhilarating kind of nostalgia that opened up a world of possibilities for his future.

    Dare he think it… maybe he’d meet a guy here.

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    11/?
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    It takes a village to raise a baby. For an adult regressing to a baby, however, it takes a Losers Club.

    With Richie going on a five day business trip, the group has declared it the perfect opportunity to meet little Eddie. For one day and night each, Mike, Stan, Bill, Ben, and Bev will all get an opportunity to "babysit" a regressed Eddie. Eddie, having never taken such a massive step without Richie, is fearful. Taking place over the course of one week, these seven chapters will follow little Eddie throughout this experience.

    Perhaps this experience is just what Eddie needs to learn to trust his friends, and maybe even himself, among other lessons.

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    Richie is a thirsty sex demon who isn't as bad as it seems and Eddie is a married priest who isn't as good as it seems. That's it, that's the plot.

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    2/?
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    Richie returns to Neibolt so he can retrieve Eddie's body and give him a proper burial, and finds that Eddie is very much alive.

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    266
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