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    There are people in this life that you will love enough that you would give up anything for them. Whether you should give it up is a different matter entirely...

    (A reflection on an April Fools' prank that might have gone a teeny, weeny bit too far.)

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    Blackadder, banker, scourge of both the City of London and regulators everywhere, had thought that unhinged legal threats would be his main problem today. Thanks to Baldrick's novel, actual-kidnapping-based approach to regulatory capture, however, he's now got a significantly bigger, angrier, weaselly, currently handcuffed to his desk and swearing vengeance, problem.

    (And for Darling, the worst day of his life has only just begun...)

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    5/5
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    12
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    What a splendid twist of fate. Imagine your sworn nemesis bringing up the next generation of Blackadders.

    There is no more war, and no more Edmund, and Kevin Darling must find a way to go on. For Eddy.

    An epilogue to the epilogue of "our writers must have lied."

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    The war is over, Captain Blackadder and Captain Darling must decide what comes next but It's hard to say what you really mean outloud.

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    After being presumed dead, Blackadder seizes his chance to escape the trenches, and hopefully avoid ending up actually dead.

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    1/1
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    When Edmund Blackadder, bloodied from shrapnel and ears ringing from the shelling, stumbled over Captain Darling's body caught in a tangle of barbed wire, he did not, despite many assurances towards it over the years, laugh, clap, and dance.
    Instead, Blackadder took in the dark-wet definitely-not-mud stain spread all over Darling's uniformed chest, the pistol lax in his grip, his unseeing eyes turned up towards the overcast sky, and said, "oh, bloody buggering hell."

    "Quite," agreed Darling, squinting down at his own corpse; and, despite the unfortunate circumstances, took great pleasure in hearing Blackadder scream like a little girl.

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    The past is over, and the future's unclear. Particularly after two unrelated, but equally unsuccessful, schemes blew up in Blackadder's face. In a moonlight flit to escape the consequences of said blow-up, two cowards fled England together. An important question faces them: now what?

    The answer, after a pile of old rocks, typhoons, a bit of light treason, some glorious Chicago weather, and an earthquake, turns out to be, of course, Hollywood.

    (It also turns out that the most important thing is that they're doing it together this time.)

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    After rather successfully blowing up his own life, Kevin Darling is left picking up the pieces. Perhaps he can construct something better from them this time around. But it's hard to build a future when the past is still unfinished business. As is whatever grand scheme that Blackadder's left on the boil for so long...

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    12
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    Edmund Blackadder's never been a man prone to granting favours, but when two cowards are stuck together on no-man's land (and he can't get Darling to sod off), he doesn't have much of a choice. He'll bury the hatchet to survive, as odious as Darling might be. After all, it's not like they would ever be friends...even if a truce proves to be much, much more useful than he ever expected.

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    Kevin Darling got what he wanted: to survive, to return home, to forget the whole mess, and marry Doris. Yes, it was exactly what he wanted. So why does it feel so stifling? Why does he feel like he's made a wrong turn somewhere? And why, exactly, after their paths unexpectedly cross after six years, has he let Edmund bloody Blackadder waltz straight back into his life?

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    17/17
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    2
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    311
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    On a serene, sun-drenched day in a quiet French village, the war could not feel further away. Kevin longs for peace, and -- of all damned things -- he longs for Blackadder.

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    2/2
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    11
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    24
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    2
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    224
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    When Captain Edmund Blackadder died in combat during the first World War, he left no descendants, and his long family line came to an end.

    Maybe.

    In which Edmund reckons with the generations of Blackadder forebears who have made him who he is, and with the idea -- or, rather, the now irreversible reality -- of continuing the legacy. And maybe finds some love along the way.

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    12/12
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    39
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    21
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    4
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    509
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    A study of Blackadder as a rogue, and why people stick with him through the generations.

    "I'm a complicated person, you see. Sometimes I'm nice, and sometimes I'm nasty." ― Lord Blackadder

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    1/1
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    1
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    16
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    35
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    A dubiously merry Christmas in the trenches.

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    111
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    12
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    423
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    Much to his dislike, Darling has been fantasising lately. He wonders if they will ever come true.

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    2
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    Blackadder is summoned to the general's office, but what's wrong with Darling?

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    27
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    Blackadder schemes to take advantage of Darling's talents.

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    54
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    135
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    1,050
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    Captain Darling is, much to his displeasure, assigned to a mission with Blackadder. It's another one of the General's hare-brained notions, to investigate an aggressive tree...

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    9
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    72
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    4
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    646
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    After yet another mission where Blackadder manages to accidentally snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, the pining of one Kevin Darling comes to a deeply unexpected conclusion for both parties.

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    14
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    1,157
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    All Darling wanted was to survive. When he wakes up in a military hospital in England after going over the top, he's left with the question of what exactly he survived for. Also with the question of how Blackadder got there and why he's such an annoying git.

    A tale of second chances, insults, cowards, skiving, nurses, a fancy country house, war, paperwork, unexpected heroism and falling in love. And of England.

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    1
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    58
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    164
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    40
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