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    Edward is a demon that Winry and Alphonse are trying to rein in throughout high school. Enter Roy Mustang who humors him and tried to befriend Ed.

    Yes, I can't write summaries.

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    Nothing ever good happened when his Edward smiled like that. 

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    Ed and Al are the pranksters of their year. But this one time, they took it one step too far and got caught pranking the most stern professor in Hogwarts

    Original summary by Rei, first draft by Fedz, final edits by me.

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    Edward starts a group chat. what could go wrong? :)

    no plot just them kinda screwing around on a group chat and being generally vibey
    also Ling Yao is still a homestuck

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    A man condemned to suffer for his sins in the war, who had lost himself to climb the ladder to the very top, becomes what he is inside. The only way to right what has been wronged is if he learns to care of another person, and protect them at the cost of everything he has. To let go of his Pride, his Wrath, and his Greed in order to care for another human. For that is all they really are. Tiny, insignificant humans.

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    Madame Christmas meets a blonde brat with a fondness for drinking all her whiskey and giving her more headaches than Roy ever did.

    AU in which Ed fakes his death at the end of episode 26 and uses it as a means to stop Father's plans from the sidelines.

    "I'm slowly, painfully, fangirling, feelingly, dying, Thank you, now FMA fanfics will be the reason for my death. The fluff is klling me, the angst is suffocating me, the feels are being bitchy while stabbing me, and Ed is just huge goofball. Hahahaha absolute chaos. How is it possible for a fanfic to be this good and painful at the same time :'-)" - Awesome_Fangirl33, chp 9

    "I'm effing in love with this fic. You capture everyone's characters so well, it's like watching the show without actually watching it. Thank you for this gem!!! 💕😊 Please update as soon as you can ;D" - AlgorythmicGalaxy, chp 9

    "Just read through every chapter! This is a great fic. I love your world building. And the constant angst Ed has... and everyone else... I like how you fleshed out Trisha! I always felt that the anime/manga never told us enough about her." - Tzipporah, chp 12

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    Winry Rockbell, CEO of Rockbell Industries, Iron Queen, and resident Avenger, has developed feelings for a certain ex-assassin super-soldier. She has also developed a healthy appreciation for how very attractive he is (which is, pardon her French, very fucking hot).

    Edward Elric, ex-assassin, ex-HYDRA agent, recently made Avenger and resident lonely super-soldier, happens to reciprocate those feelings, and an equally healthy appreciation for how attractive Winry is (asking, Alphonse Elric has discovered, results in hours of gushing about her eyes and her muscles and her stupid jokes and horrible dancing).

    So naturally, the Avengers and MAES (local superheroes and world's only working learning AI) scheme to put these two in...situations that'll get them to figure out that these feelings are mutual. They certainly do not expect their friends to be such horny dumbasses about it--but hey, whatever it takes to get the job done, right?

    Or:
    Ed and Winry each think that the other is ridiculously attractive--and somehow, they both end up in positions where the other's attractiveness is on full display. God help them.

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    Perfect beings had no gender. They were God’s image, the embodiment of the Truth. This was a belief of the alchemists and, therefore, a belief of the people of Xerxes. The desert society was built on the values of alchemy, and their most central value was that of equivalent exchange.

    This is what Ling was taught in his culture lessons. Well, “taught” is a loose word- more like he learned it by reading the encyclopedia volumes that Fu gruffly tossed his way every day. As a prince of Xing, he had to know as much as he possibly could about the countries that he would be dealing with when he became emperor- presuming, of course, that the twelfth in line for the throne would (could) ever secure the throne.

    Ling could. He had a plan.

    Xerxes had alchemy. Alchemy had- according to those books- Philosopher’s Stones. Philosopher’s Stones gave eternal life. Ling’s ailing father, the emperor of Xing, wanted life, more desperately than anything. And Ling? He wanted the throne.

    Ling needed a Philosopher’s Stone. So, Ling needed Xerxes.

    Simple.

    Of course, nothing ever turns out quite that simply, does it?

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    Getting that call from Central City National Hospital was the third worst thing that Ed had ever heard. The first was when his mother died. The second was when he woke up in that study and had to seal his baby brother's soul into a cold, unfeeling suit of armour.

    And now? Now Ed was in charge of the well-being of a very young and impressionable child who should in no way be under his care- but for some reason, Gracia had seen him fit enough to be named Elicia Calantha Huges godfather and sole guardian.

    This was not going to end well in any way plausible but he was going to try for the little girl who looked so much like her parents, his friends, and held the same innocence he can remember Al having once upon a time.

    For Elicia, it was worth it.

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    It’s been a year since the promised day, and everyone’s lives are starting to go back to normal.

    But with growing tension in Wizarding Britain, and free teaching positions, it’s the perfect opportunity for Mustang and Edward to jump back into the fray.

    Now they have to balance teaching, The Golden Trios shenanigans as well as the return of Voldemort and an old enemy.

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    Roy Mustang is many things and that's great, that's fine, until it isn't. Ed simply doesn't have time for anyone's bullshit.

    ::In which it boils down to a midnight conversation between someone surprisingly broken, and someone else surprisingly not.

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    The few times Ed visits Mustang's office, and one time he visits Mustang's home.
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    [or, the one where Ed is a little shit and Roy reluctantly indulges his best friend's son]

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    "Why are you doing this?" Shouta couldn't help but ask. Really, this kid couldn't be much older than his class, and he was already out his risking his life to fight... and was good at it. That was the worst part of all, that a child would act like an experienced soldier in the face of danger. "If you stop now, I won't report you. You can just go on home to your family, and maybe try to be a hero-"

    A laugh cut him off, but it was more sad than condescending. "Mr. Trash Bag, I'm doing all I can to get home. But like hell I'll be a hero. I've been used by the government too much." A slight European accent colored his words, and his Japanese was a little hesitant, but the determination was clear. "I have to admit, though, your quirk is really awesome. The ability to stop others' energies... remarkable."

    The boy tensed, and Shouta activated his quirk on reflex.

    "Too bad it doesn't work on me, then. Can't erase what you don't have, after all!"

    OR: Edward didn't want to help Truth. He didn't want to go to a different world to defeat yet another Father. He didn't want to be on the run again.

    He also wanted his brother back. The choice was obvious, even if Truth is a massive asshole.

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    Edward is clever. Actually, Edward is a genius. Roy can appreciate that, better than anyone. Sometimes, though, he doesn't want a genius. Sometimes he just wants some affection from his boyfriend.

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    “...So when some superiors got the bright idea to try and suck up to the kid, it came with unexpectedly negative results.“

    Edward Elric isn’t about to leave Mustangs command, regardless of his disagreements with the man.

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    So. This week for my health class, I had to write a skit of a character being offered some sort of drug or alcohol, and I saw an opportunity that I couldn't pass up. Enjoy this cursed and rather short school project. (Second chapter consists of a few discarded lines I didn't end up using.)

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    20 years later after saving all of Amestris, the Elric brothers may have gotten themselves into something worse than human transmutation. Only the strength of their wit and knowledge they gained through their travels can aid them in the trials to come. They'll have to do more than just save Amestris this time, and this time alchemy can do more harm than good.

    “Well this is a surprise, normally you’re not dressed till you’ve eaten. Something’s wrong, what is it? The dignitaries?” Lan Fan pondered as she took the nearest seat at a lavishly decorated table. Ling huffed in frustration at the complexity of his royal footwear that was beginning to get him flustered, but that wasn’t the sole reason.
    “Did you sense or feel anything odd last night?” he huffed, trying to keep his composure.

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    Winry comes back home before the promised day and meets up with Ed and the gang. Ling looks different though and he doesn't seem to recognize her... Something's definitely off and Winry can't help her curiosity.
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    Basically a rewrite of ep 46

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    Ed runs into trouble on the way to Briggs.

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    Roy learns to never fall asleep at work. Especially if Edward Elric is visiting.

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