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    He considered if it was worth it, so many times. It had been months since he had returned, and at least half a year since his disappearance before Edward had returned to a world that no longer remembered him.

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    Edward Elric had many regrets in life; Nina Tucker, Maes Hughes and the attempted human transmutation. But there were also things he didn't regret, giving up his alchemy and starting a family with Winry.

    So, yeah, he was doing pretty fucking amazing, thank you very much.

    And he certainly didn't need to accept any offer a certain no face white silhouette had to give him.

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    Edward starts a group chat. what could go wrong? :)

    no plot just them kinda screwing around on a group chat and being generally vibey
    also Ling Yao is still a homestuck

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    Once upon a time over 400 years ago. one former slave got a clue and prevented the biggest genocide the world would have ever seen. Now that former slave's descendants are about to find out exactly what it means to be related to one Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim. And how much trouble that can bring with it. A story about the big what if Xerxes had never been destroyed. How would that have changed everything you think you know about our hero's. And what would stay exactly the same, no matter how much trouble they get in to.

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    “Hello.” Hohenheim deliberately avoided using a name— a small mercy Ed wasn’t happy to be thankful for. “You appear to have grown some.” An understatement. The boy standing in front of him was entirely unlike the child Hohenheim remembered. He was all hard lines and angles, almost a spitting image of Hohenheim at his age. His eyes were aflame with anger, golden as the hair on his head.

    An exploration of Ed and Hohenhiem's relationship under the lens of Ed being trans

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    Tout le monde naît avec la capacité de ne voir que la couleur des yeux de leur âme-sœur. Ce n’est qu’après avoir touché leur âme-sœur que les gens peuvent voir le reste des couleurs du monde.
    Edward Elric fera tout ce qu’il faut pour récupérer le corps de son frère et s’assurer qu’il puisse avoir sa fin heureuse avec son âme-sœur, même si cela signifie ne jamais trouver sa propre âme-sœur.

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    How will Edward recover from trauma that he doesn't even remember?

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    a lack of activity, growth, or development

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    Envy has hated humans for a long, long time. This miniature gold human is certainly scrappy. How will they be soulmates when Envy only just realized they have a soul?

     

    (Ed and Envy's growing relationship. They threatened to take over. Begins in chapter 4 of "Just Enough Heart to Break".)

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    Everybody deals with trauma differently, and for Ed, it's just as convenient to fuck people as it is to do anything else. It doesn't hurt anybody, and besides, it's fun. But there's a difference between enjoying sex and hypersexuality, and Roy watches in concern as things start to spiral out of control.

    Then Ed's obsession finds a focus in Roy, and it's time to get creative.

    Lots of sex/smut, lots of angst/darker content, Ed fucks/fucks around with plenty of people who aren't Roy so if that bothers you, not the fic for you. No Ed/Win or Roy/Ai tho, not my jam. Not all darkness, either - I'm a big believer in humour jam with my angst salad and smut sirloin.

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    Edward is a Five, a caste that sits right at the poverty line and can only work in the artist and musician line of work. This wouldn't be a problem if his mom wasn't so sick, and in desperate need of real medicine; Real medicine that neither he nor Alphonse can afford.
    Then there's the Selection, an 'equalizer of the caste system', as it collects 36 candidates of males and females to fight over the hand of Roy Mustang, the prince of Amestris. The winner becomes royalty, in other words, a One. Edward wants no part in the prince's harem, even if it might serve a chance to let him finally afford the medicine Trisha needs, and he's determine to save enough money on his own. It's not like he has a chance of being chosen anyway... but it seems that the universe has other plans in store for him.
    Plans that include falling for a prince, fighting for the media's approval, and eliminating the competition through means of alliances, manipulation, and seduction.

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    After the Promised Day messes things up a little, Fuhrer Grumman and his new government decide to reach out to the United Nations in order to establish relations with other countries and leave Amestris' bloody past behind. Unfortunately, the UN refuses to work with a country that has a well known child soldier, who has not even finished school, working for them. At the same time, some Heroes in Japan realize, that the noumus could be somehow linked to chimeras, products of cruel alchemy.

    With a move that kills all the birds with one stone, Amestris sends their child soldier to school, Japan gets a State Alchemist to help with the noumus, and UA class 1-A gets a transfer student.

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    A man condemned to suffer for his sins in the war, who had lost himself to climb the ladder to the very top, becomes what he is inside. The only way to right what has been wronged is if he learns to care of another person, and protect them at the cost of everything he has. To let go of his Pride, his Wrath, and his Greed in order to care for another human. For that is all they really are. Tiny, insignificant humans.

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    Regular food doesn't do much for Greed- he's hungry for something else.

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    Madame Christmas meets a blonde brat with a fondness for drinking all her whiskey and giving her more headaches than Roy ever did.

    AU in which Ed fakes his death at the end of episode 26 and uses it as a means to stop Father's plans from the sidelines.

    "I'm slowly, painfully, fangirling, feelingly, dying, Thank you, now FMA fanfics will be the reason for my death. The fluff is klling me, the angst is suffocating me, the feels are being bitchy while stabbing me, and Ed is just huge goofball. Hahahaha absolute chaos. How is it possible for a fanfic to be this good and painful at the same time :'-)" - Awesome_Fangirl33, chp 9

    "I'm effing in love with this fic. You capture everyone's characters so well, it's like watching the show without actually watching it. Thank you for this gem!!! 💕😊 Please update as soon as you can ;D" - AlgorythmicGalaxy, chp 9

    "Just read through every chapter! This is a great fic. I love your world building. And the constant angst Ed has... and everyone else... I like how you fleshed out Trisha! I always felt that the anime/manga never told us enough about her." - Tzipporah, chp 12

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    Edward's been teaching at a Central university for a while, and finals week is still the worst.

    These students have been in his class for at least three years, and now they're taking the written portion of the final in his highest level alchemy course. He has confidence in them, but that doesn't make finals any less of drag.

    This fic isn't about any relationships, and they aren't a focus, but they do exist.

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    Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.

    “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”

     

    Podfic & Chinese translation available! See notes

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    In the middle of the night, Edward and Alphonse pay a visit to Shou Tucker, and discover the Sewing Life Alchemist in the middle of preparing a transmutation that would permanently fuse his daughter Nina with Alexander, her big tabby cat. Ed's decision in that moment will irrevocably change the path of his life.

    (tags will be updated as new chapters are posted)

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    “Have you tested yourself against anyone?”

    His brow furrowed. “No.” He’d had no need to hunt, or…well, train, he supposed she was implying. Even if the act of doing either of those things might take the edge off of this restlessness, this feeling of emptiness steadily blooming in his chest. “Why would I?”

    She lifted one shoulder in an elegant shrug, popping a strawberry into her mouth. “You were resurrected by all seven High Ladies offering you a drop of their power. It would be interesting if anything had…transferred over.”

    Seven High Ladies—Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter, Dawn, Day, and Night. Each with a specific set of powers tied to their bloodline, their Court, their crown. Ed knew that Rose’s was shapeshifting, that Winry’s were those terrifying mind-powers…Autumn, he assumed, was fire, but he didn’t know the rest. It didn’t stop him from snapping, “Nothing transferred to me.”

    Except—something had changed. Something was clawing under his skin, writhing to be let out. Was it—

    Or:

    After being kidnapped from his own wedding, Ed has breakfast with the High Lady of the Night Court. Neither the place nor the person are anything like what he expects.

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    Seven years after the Promised Day, Edward Elric shows up at Roy Mustang's apartment to ask for help with a mission. He breaks in to find Roy blind drunk and lying on the floor, miserable and bored. When Ed asks for his help, it's easy for Roy to agree.

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