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Family by Neurodivergent_minor_inconvenience
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
18 Mar 2024
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Ed’s guide to surviving his and Al’s ‘new (and terrible, no, horrible) family’:
-Ignore Colonel Bastard and Havoc’s weird ‘bonding attempts’
-Escape them ALL as quickly as possible.
-Thank Hawkeye for giving them rides.AKA. Ed gets hurt on a mission. When he wakes up, and finds all of a sudden he’s got a new (old) family. A team of people Ed once considered his coworkers–more of Colonel Bastard’s military dogs–are suddenly doting on him and Al in every which way. He’s not sure why they’ve decided to appoint themselves to fill the empty family-shaped hole in their lives, but now that they have, they refuse to let Ed and Al go another day alone. Edward isn’t about to take this offense lying down!
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the shinigami and the red reaper by delightfullydiscordant
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Bleach (Anime & Manga)
15 Mar 2024
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Edward Elric has been running (always running) for centuries. He’s lost everything, but he’s still got two good legs, so he keeps moving forward.
On a trip to what used to be Xing, Edward finds an alarming use of chi, a practice he had long thought had died out. Reluctant, Edward abandons his plans and decides to investigate, unaware of what he’s stumbling into.
One thing is certain, though: Ichigo Kurosaki is fucking suspicious.
Ichigo Kurosaki’s summer has been eventful. He’s still getting used to the whole soul reaper thing; stressful and exhausting, it’s picked away at his bones and unravelling him, bit by bit, inch by inch. He’s falling apart. But it’s fine. He’s fine.
But then a stranger shows up in Karakura Town, and everything about him screams strange. Wrong. There’s a heaviness in his eyes. A darkness in his soul. And his reiatsu is weird. People don’t feel like that. And after this summer, something new is the last thing Ichigo wants to deal with.
But Edward Elric is suspicious, an anomaly, and Ichigo will protect his town no matter what.
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The Chimera Conspiracy by radagastcar
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
12 Mar 2024
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On the eve of the first Democratic election Amestris has ever seen, Military Police discover a curious murder - a chimera, created through alchemy, claughtered and arranged in a strange pattern. The murder is never solved and the cold case is shelved until Inaguration Day, when a second slaughtered chimera is discovered near the Capitol in Central City. While the Military Police scramble to figure out who is behind the disturbing crimes, another body is discovered in Briggs.
Military Commander in Chief Roy Mustang charges leader of the newly-formed Alchemical Crime Investigation Unit General Edward Elric and unorthodox Military Police detective Lieutenant General Dagny Ganter with cracking an impossible case.
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Just a man by Aitirian
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
12 Mar 2024
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“Well, what I wanted to ask you is obviously your specialty: research! I want you to go to Japan, find the Metamorphosis Alchemist and bring him here so he can face justice!” he said with an innocent smile
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Edward goes to Japan, chaos ensures.(UPDATES every Tuesday)
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Edward Elric and the day Truth shoved him in another universe with little to no prior knowlege by ArtfulBok, Kleptoo
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Mar 2024
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Truth shoves Ed into another universe with no prior knowledge of what he is getting into >:D
No longer being updated - We aren't happy with it anymore.Series
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I will go down punching (but I will go down) by aceofjapan
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
11 Mar 2024
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“Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist?”, the man asked.
“Yeah. Who’s asking?”
The man didn’t reply, just gestured to the Briggs prison guard who stepped forward to unlock the door to their cell. Before Ed could feel anything like relief, though, he spoke again.
“Edward Elric, you are court-martialed under suspicion of committing human transmutation and are to be transferred to a Central prison to stand trial.”
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What if General Armstrong decided against trusting the Elric brothers? What if Ed was really court-martialed for human transmutation? What if the Military put the Fullmetal Alchemist on trial?
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- Part 1 of Vox Populi
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The author kidnaps Ed and Al for fun by HotaruBlue13
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Mar 2024
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An anomaly takes Truth's favourite Alchemists to the Harry Potter universe, mostly for fun, but they might change some things just by being there.
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Elementary School Dropout by sapphirespider
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
05 Mar 2024
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A month after the Promised Day’s anniversary, Ed receives a letter from Central University, only to find out his application was rejected…due to him not receiving any sort of proof of education. Thankfully, General Mustang is able to pull a few strings and get him enrolled into high school so he can receive his diploma and attend college, much to Ed’s dismay.
In all this uncertainty, one thing is certain: high school’s not ready to deal with Edward Elric. -
Red Friction by Lady_Lambdadelta
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
03 Mar 2024
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Three years since the fall of Fuhrer King Bradley, Ed has been reassigned to the Special Ops division of the Amestrian Military. Ed had every intention of leaving the military once he and Al were returned to their original bodies, but with Al now lost beyond the gate, Ed has no choice but to keep looking for him, and the military is the best place for him to start. After a terrorist plot reunites him with Roy Mustang, will they be able to uncover the truth of everything, and each other?
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By Way of Sorrow by Elvenstar146
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
02 Mar 2024
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This story takes place after Conqueror of Shamballa. Winry is found in Edward and Alphonse's new world. The brothers are here to help Winry adjust to being a woman in Inter War period London and Winry soon learns that this will not be an easy task because this time period is difficult for a woman to live in. Meanwhile, Edward is dealing with issues that were caused by events that happened after he returned from Amestris, including an ex-lover. But it seems that while dealing with these issues, Edward and Winry start to have old feelings resurface for each other. This is basically me trying to give Edward and Winry a better ending.
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I want more body (I want more soul) by aceofjapan
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
29 Feb 2024
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“No.”
“N—what do you mean, no?”
“I mean no. We don‘t have a deal.”
Edward took a deep breath, forcing himself to stay calm. He‘d just punched out one God, and this one was skirting the line. He was exhausted, his entire body hurt, he was dizzy with blood loss and he just wanted to take Al home.
“You‘re telling me my Gate isn‘t enough of a toll?”
Truth tilted its head, a thoughtful twist to its impression of a mouth. “It‘s enough”, it said, “but I don‘t want it.”
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Edward bargains something else for Alphonse's body, because there's nothing he wouldn't do for his brother.
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The Briefcase by boredom
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
26 Feb 2024
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It was a stupid mistake. A silly, stupid mistake. It was never supposed to escalate this much. It was never supposed to cause this much trouble.
He grabbed the wrong briefcase. That was it. That was all.
He didn't know it would be this dangerous.
And now, one by one, his entire team is going to fall. All because of one stupid, silly, little mistake.
(Or the one where Havoc goes straight up Rambo, Hawkeye gets a taste for human flesh, Fuery uses his Fuery-ness to get himself out of this situation, Falman stabs a man or two, Mustang learns a new use for flame alchemy, Ed learns about the wonderful world of torture and espionage, and Breda just wants a nap)
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Little Red Alchemist by h_p_witchcraft
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
26 Feb 2024
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Evelyn Elric, the oldest of the two Elric siblings, became the youngest state alchemist ever at just twelve years old. Now seventeen, she and her little brother Alphonse are making their way through the world in search of answers and one way or another she is determined to get her brother's body back.
A retelling of the FMAB story.
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The Lies of Pride by Vode_an_Thrawn
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Thrawn Trilogy - Timothy Zahn, Star Wars: Thrawn Series - Timothy Zahn (2017), Star Wars: Thrawn Ascendancy Trilogy - Timothy Zahn
20 Feb 2024
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Edward and Alfonse Elric brought a strange Jedi and a brutal enforcer to the past. After some confusion, the four teamed up, got chased by some Jedi, accidentally started an Empire, and now Palpatine is in hiding from both the Empire and the Republic.
Also, people from the Elric's universe are dropping into the world randomly, so there's that. Who knows, there may even be some who appeared a while ago but just went unnoticed, the galaxy is a big place after all. ;)
Unfortunately, as the Truth was dropping people in, the Dwarf in the Flask escaped, and found Palpatine. So prepare for trouble, because this tag team wants to rule the galaxy almost as much as they want to learn the other's skill and kill them.
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- Part 2 of Alchemical Forces
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when it feels like too much by CluelessOnex
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
18 Feb 2024
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After a brutal and life-altering attack against Ed, he struggles to accept and cope with the aftermath. Ed finds himself slowly coming to terms with what happened and beginning to heal with the help of his brother, Mustang's team, and...Mustang?
Parental!Roy, sibling bonding, familial hurt/comfort; additional tags will be added as updates are posted.
PLEASE read the warnings and tags! This work includes non-explicit references to sexual violence against a minor! Underage and Non-Con tags are included because it is heavily referenced; it is not explicit.
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The Golden Race by Aenid
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
18 Feb 2024
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When Mustang asks only certain members of his team to participate in a military parade, no one knows why.
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I Write Sins Not Tragedies by SuperPointless_Chicken
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
18 Feb 2024
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Ed new he got himself into another horrible situation as soon as he woke up.
How you may ask, well for starters he was a baby, and he wasn't with Alphonse.There are swear words but they're censored w/ dashes (mostly, I might've missed some...(dashes translate better when you translate the page)).
Ex. -ss, f-ck, sh-t
There are some strong words that arent censored.ONCE A MONTH UPDATES!!
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After the promised day, what does Edward's solo travels look like?
It wouldn't be an Elric brothers story without a little bit of mischief, mayhem, and fucking around some taboos. -
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Ed gradually became taciturn as Roy walked him back towards his hotel—tired, Roy thought, until they were about about a block away and Ed abruptly stopped walking. Roy stopped as well, turning to face his companion. It was hard to see Ed’s expression; the streetlight beamed down on the brim of his hat, casting a harsh shadow across his face.
“This has been kinda fun,” Ed hissed through gritted teeth. “I was thinking maybe you could come with me. Y’know. If you want.”
Roy blinked. “Come… with you? To Resembool?”
Seven years after the events of the Promised Day, alleged workaholic Roy Mustang spends the growing season returning lost property, meeting some lovely sheep, and reconnecting with an old accomplice.
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How to Solve a Murder and Incite a Rebellion by Kastaborous
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Feb 2024
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In unearthing the Nomu Factory, the Heroes and police of Japan discovered a body. This was not unexpected, but the nationality and uniform of the corpse in question… that was. Because this failed Nomu wore the uniform of Amestris, a war torn nation from the isolated continent of Atossa, where Quirks and modern electronics had never developed and never worked.
Edward Elric hoped he could retire from military service in peace, traveling Amestris while his brother Alphonse went to Xing. This is put on hold when now-Fuhrer Mustang asks him to travel to the Outside, to the world beyond that was barricaded for centuries after the development of something called ‘Quirks’. A soldier has been killed and Amestris needs to know more about the Outside.
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Or, Edward Elric and Amestris meet the greater world of Heroes and Villains. It remains to be seen who’s more traumatized by the encounter.
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- Part 1 of Of Heroes, Villains & Alchemists