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    Agent Michael [REDACTED], a government agent who's main job is to cover up the numerous lawsuits and OSHA violations charged against Black Mesa. After a severe brush with cancer as a result of his former employment with Aperture Science, he's hoping Black Mesa will be a walk in the park. He'll soon learn, however, that nothing is a walk in the park when it comes to Black Mesa versus the law.

    Security Chief Calhoun, head of security at Black Mesa. He's rarely seen by anyone, much less the security team. He's considered by many to be the Administrator's right hand man--or his lapdog, to those who hate him. No one is sure of when he turned up; they've just assumed that he's always been at the job and they haven't noticed. He mans the surveillance room. If any kind of danger presented itself, Calhoun would be on the job in a heartbeat. Don't be fooled by those sleepy eyes--he's always watching.

    And Gordon Freeman, an MIT graduate who often finds himself working as a heavy lifter for the science team.

    Three individuals--caught in one resonance cascade that will change them forever.

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    A Barney/Gman Swap AU. This AU has a sideblog! Chapters posted on Saturdays and on Tumblr.

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    6/?
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    The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference. And, truly, what is a place more wrong for Gordon Freeman than Dr Breen's office?

    Well, what's a little misinformation between friends?

    [How will Gordon's life change, living in the Citadel?
    When will he put 2 and 2 together and realize something Isn't Right?
    How long can I make Barney Calhoun yearn for?
    Will my burning hatred for Ravenholme be made clear?
    These are the questions you should tune in to have answered!]

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    19/?
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    Gordon Freeman ends up being the right man in the wrong place, twice over.

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    Dr Gordon Freeman, one of Black Mesa’s weapon scientists and a sub-mercenary, got an unusual mission from The Administrator. Despite being a mission, the only info he’d got from them was more than just an ordinary attack.

    “Something has landed in New Mexico’s nearest US Military Base and whatever that is, it’s alive and it’s coming to us.”

    Nobody told him that they’re already invading the facility as soon as he walked out of the office.

    With him, his personally-assigned HEV suit, and a crowbar, his current mission is no longer to handle the threat.

    Now it’s time to survive this foreign attack in one piece and extract any survivors.

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    2/?
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    half started, half finished Half Life stuff I've done, all to be dumped here so I don't spam the tag.
    1: twenty years is a lot of missed moons.
    2: Combine Barney ideas.
    3: Barney reports in for the day.
    4: we're not real doctors, but we can try!
    5: learning ASL for your deaf crush.
    6: talk about work place drama!
    7: Gordon is easily smitten.
    8: Lamarr wasn't the first domesticated Headcrab.
    9: two Spies; one heard, one ignored.
    10: two guys involuntarily share a void train.

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    10/?
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    Another thump, then another, then another. Enormous, ground-shaking footsteps, coming closer. His body froze up, locked in place in the middle of the countertop, muscles refusing to respond, every ingrained borrower instinct screaming at him to run, to hide, to get the hell out of the open. Yet he couldn’t move as the bone-rattling steps grew louder, and louder, until finally, a colossal figure appeared in the far doorway, casting a vast shadow in the light from the other room.

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    2/?
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    This is going to be for me to just randomly post stories I make. Most will probably be song stories, which is just a story with song lyrics breaking it up and helping tell the story. It'll make more sense when I post one XD

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    Barney and Gordon's relationship throughout the years.

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    Gordon Freeman starts his new job at Black Mesa. chaos ensues.

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    3/?
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    Title makes this sound a lot more serious than it is. Gordon is actually very comfortable expressing a more feminine side, he just doesn't know it yet. Alyx is helping him figure it out somewhat by doing some make-up for him. Oh, and Barney shows up, just because he deserves to see how pretty the nerd looks.

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    Life under the Combine is hard enough without the anniversary of the day everything went to hell coming up. Now the vortigaunts are preaching the second coming but how do you prepare for a savior you thought dead? How do you let yourself hope after almost 20 years?

    Or

    Alyx has grown up under a fascist alien regime and will do what she needs to take care of her family. Hope and happy endings are a dream from a different world. Even if it means putting herself last.

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    Eli Vance has been a high priority target for a long time. Alyx Vance can do anything.

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    You shouldn't blurt your deepest wishes in the dark; something unsavory may hear. One-shot.

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    The generation that came of age during the occupation of Earth by the Combine, colloquially known as ‘The Last Generation’, was a unique assembly of soldiers, survivors, and fighters. Their childhood nursery rhymes sang the legend of their liberator Gordon Freeman; their early education was in survival instead of literacy. To a human who had not spent their childhood in warfare, they were borderline incomprehensible.

    To Gordon Freeman, their college professor, they were a headache.

    In which Gordon Freeman teaches community college, Alyx Vance has her great coming of age story, and Barney Calhoun pines like extinct vegetation. And in which everybody grows older, but nobody grows up.

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    What if Barney was a murder for hire? And what if he got a crush on his target? What would happen then? Well I'm gonna write exactly that so we'll both see what happens

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    3/?
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    65
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    Barney knew these emails were pointless. The internet shut down soon after the 7 hour war. Gordon was.. gone.. anyways. There was literally and figuratively no where for them to go… Yet he still sits and continues to write despite it all.

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    With some time to rest, Gordon’s mind starts to wander. And he realizes that the scene before him is lacking some people…

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    This is an alternative ending/outcome to Chapter 17 in the fic, You'd Finally Like to Learn. Has a lot of the same concepts, just wildly different tone and events. I was a fair fan of both drafts so I figure, why not just post what could have been?

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    What if Gordon had arrived early, when both Eli and Alyx were still in City 17? Sort-of AU birthed from an attempt to write the HL2 characters into AIDungeon, then I decided to take the basic elements and flesh them out into an actual fic.

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    32
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    1
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    339
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    Gordon Freeman lives happily with his family in the neighborhood of housing provided by Black Mesa for employees and their families. It's all he could ever hope for and he wants to stay there for as long as he can, but something won't stop bothering him, and he knows he's forgetting something. He just can't remember what.

    His perfect world can't last forever.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    13
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    56
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    2
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