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    Quentin shook out the tension in his hands. He didn’t understand why it wasn’t getting any easier. For days on end he’d been trying to perfect the illumination spell the rest of his fellow First Years had nailed in a matter of hours. But no matter how he tried, Quentin couldn’t seem to make anything more than a spark.

    He didn’t know what was worse: that his discipline was apparently shit at magic, or that he’d been placed in the Physical Kids’ Cottage with his ex-whatever-the-hell-they’d-been-in-undergrad because the administration didn’t know what else to do with him. He couldn’t do shit about the latter, but he figured he could at least try and get the basics of magic down before Dean Fogg realized what a grave mistake he’d made in allowing Quentin into Brakebills to begin with.

    OR

    The one where Quentin and Eliot are exes who had an intense D/s relationship in undergrad.

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    2/?
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    37
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    Quentin, a student at Columbia, and Eliot, a student at CUNY, meet at a coffee shop in Harlem and find themselves incredibly drawn to each other. Despite their prior traumas, romance isn't able to escape them, and an all encompassing love blossoms. But the ghosts of Eliot's past, in particular, threaten everything that they have.

    or, ellotwaugh‘s au where Quentin and Eliot met when they were students in NYC before show canon.

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    17/23
    Comments:
    114
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    251
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    60
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    5651
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    In which everyone is a bit older and a bit wiser.

    Quentin is the successful author of a bunch of romance novels. He's searching for inspiration for his next book and maybe looking to live a little vicariously through his characters once again. He's doing his best; taking his meds, seeing his therapist (who somehow tolerates him), and feeding The Catwins every night. Everything is fine until Quentin realizes that he himself could live out some of the fantasies he's only put into writing before.

    Eliot is settling down somewhat in his thirties. While he's still as fabulous as ever, working as a costume designer. He's content as can be in his own little kingdom--really. Well, that is until Quentin comes calling and well and truly throws a complete wrench into things with one simple request. Then he begins to wonder if he was ever really content at all.

    Also, theres a colony of feral cats.

    Or the one where Quentin might just end up living happily ever after and there's lots of kinky sex.

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    120,887
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    13/?
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    491
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    277
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    60
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    A story in multiple parts.

    In the beginning, Eliot is old. His life really hasn't gone as planned, not unexpectedly--we know how Eliot is. But, as it turns out, there's a way to fix things, to revise his life. And Margo knows what's best for him; she really does. Even if he doesn't know it himself.

    When he reaches Quentin, things aren't as simple as they seem. When you're two people at once in a world that seems entirely un-magical, nothing is really ever simple.

    And Quentin, as we know is never a simple human to deal with. His protective friend has a lot of things to say when she finds out he's been seduced by Eliot Waugh, talented fashion student and total disaster human that no one should trust.

    It turns out there was a reason Eliot was able to come here, and it's just like everything in his life--completely fucking tragic and complicated. But things slowly start to shift sideways, and there's hope in the strangest of places, and perhaps, magic as well.

    This is a story with: a whole bunch of feelings, explicit sex scenes because that's how I do, lots of Queliot, all the Queliot, characters slightly OC sometimes just because it's a different universe and there are no rules.

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    124,328
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    238
    Kudos:
    217
    Bookmarks:
    50
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    4904
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    Quentin Coldwater led a relatively normal, quiet, plain life, as one would expect of an aspiring engineering student. That is, until the charismatic whirlwind of Eliot Waugh burst into his life like a flamboyant storm. The two were collective opposites; where Quentin was dorky and shy Eliot was witty and enigmatic, where Quentin held a very small circle of friends Eliot knew the majority of Manhattan. But despite the raw differences they shared, there was an undeniable connection pooling between the two that neither could seem to ignore.

    Mourning the death of his father, Quentin finds himself on Eliot's doorstep one starry spring night. He takes abiding comfort in the warmth of Eliot's skin, the ease of his touch, until what had been a simple kinship shared between close friends falls drastically into something entirely more complicated. As the lines between friendship and something vastly more become blurred, Quentin and Eliot find themselves stranded in some strange, middle place full of hidden feelings and passionate desires. They find a common ground within the horrific tales of their past, but will coming together make them whole or only break them further?

    There was a fine line between heaven and hell.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    55
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    12
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    Eliot was raised on a small farm in the state of Indiana. This was a secret he has shared with very few people. By the time he had begun his second year at Brakebills University for Magical Pedagogy, Eliot had worked very hard to become the persona he put forth for the world to see. As Eliot put it, “Becoming me was the greatest creative project of my life.” The suave, sophisticated god of hedonism that everyone knew and wished they could be was Eliot’s most elaborate charm, and he wore it well. His favorite past-times were mixing drinks at one of his elaborate parties, and tormenting the newest first-year that lived in the Physical Kids’ Cottage with him. His name was Quentin, but he never called him that.

    Isn't that a wonderful beginning?

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    31
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    2
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    611
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    Quentin is hurt, and Eliot and Margo are there in the aftermath.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    45/45
    Comments:
    334
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    324
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    59
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    10614
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    When reclusive Brakebills third year Quentin Coldwater’s secret love letters are sent without his knowledge, he finds himself swept into the dazzling world—and schemes—of recent grads Eliot Waugh and Margo Hanson.

    (Or: Oh My God, They Were Fake Dating)

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    Quentin eats spaghetti. Eliot gets a key. Covid-19 gets serious. Television is boring.

    Or...When the good Lord closes a portal, somewhere he opens a motel room.

     

    Quentin swallowed the lump in his throat. Partly because his anxiety of not being able to return to Brakebills, his safe place, without warning – of being stuck for god knows how long in a shitty motel in Jersey during a pandemic - had amped up his anxiety to eleven. And partly because the prospect of spending god knows how many nights in a shitty motel room with Eliot Fucking Waugh was just a little too exciting for his brain to fathom right now.

    COMPLETE!

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    204
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    “Did you want me to cover you in wax and blow you like a candle?”

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    1/1
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    Eliot Waugh has been maybe a little bit obsessed with the concept of soulmates ever since he discovered they were a real thing. He's also come to accept that he doesn't get one-- which fits the general pattern where his life is concerned. He's not the kind of boy anyone loves forever. He tells himself that's fine, because he's not the kind of boy who goes around falling in love with other people, either.

    Then Quentin Coldwater makes a fool and a liar out of him by getting expelled, but Quentin has a soulmate, somewhere. And Eliot doesn't.

    Right?

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    81
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    21
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    He’d never really gotten used to the impulse to den. He’s never really gotten used to having a designation at all, but he’s pretty sure he’s not going into heat. It doesn’t feel like heat. It just feels like the world is too much and he just—

    — he just wants everything to be quiet for a little while.

    5 times Quentin makes a nest + 1 time Eliot makes it for him

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    The absurdity of the whole situation is that it turns out that going crazy didn’t feel like going crazy somehow. It felt like someone kept switching the channel on his life at random intervals.

    Sometimes he’ll take a sip of water and taste champagne bubbles on his tongue, feel the urge to straighten his clothes like he hasn’t basically been wearing pajamas for a week now. Then he’ll relax back into the body cradling his own, his head resting in the lap of someone who runs fingers through his hair, twisting that one curl that refuses to bend to his will in a way that will make it stand up straight. His hand flicks up on reflex, holding onto a slender wrist to stop its movement.

    Alarmingly, one time he’s pretty sure he’s holding a gun and advancing down an alleyway in some city.

    Regardless, Midtown Mental Health Clinic is the worst possible place to start seeing impossible things and have out of body experiences.

    Alternate Season 1/Sense 8 AU that no one asked for quite frankly.

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    4/?
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    26
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    991
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    HighFashionEliot is a well-known fashion YouTuber with a huge audience and an even bigger personality. While taking a break from video editing late one night, the bleary-eyed content creator ends up finding a smaller niche channel where the cutest nerd he’d ever seen is enthusiastically rambling about a children’s fantasy series called Fillory and Further. He certainly wasn’t expecting to immediately fall for QuentinReads over the internet, but one flirty comment couldn’t hurt, right?

    A non-magic AU where Quentin and Eliot are YouTubers.

    COMPLETE

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    English
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    30,359
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    80
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    235
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    48
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    2123
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    The boys are sexting when autocorrect happens and Eliot discovers a secret fantasy of Quentin's. Hint: It involves Fillory and High King Eliot. They let things play out...

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
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    68
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1171
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    The problem with getting together two weeks before finals is that you barely have the chance to enjoy your new relationship before the semester is over.

    Set the summer between Quentin's first and second year at Brakebills, this is a story about discovering how to make space in your life for someone else. Told over the course of three months, our boys navigate distance, Ted's Illness, Eliot's thesis, and their own demons as they learn what it means to truly be together and apart.

    Sequel to: it started out with a kiss (how did it end up like this)

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    181
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    357
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    118
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    4851
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    Quentin and Eliot learn they're soulmates the first day they meet. It's a rollercoaster getting to know each other and their best friends, learning how to do magic for two, and figuring out how to navigate these new emotions as their lives change.

    This is a reimagination of the story beginning with S01E01—except in Timeline 27.

    I don't know if any of y'all noticed this, but the second time I watched S01E01, I focused on Eliot as they walked toward the test and found myself surprised at his facial expression. It looked to me like he was trying to ... suppress something—on his face and in his pants. It was never explained in canon, so I decided to do something about it.

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    19,221
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1888
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    The Physical Kids are a pop-punk band. Quentin is their reluctant producer.

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    9,388
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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    80
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    16
    Hits:
    467
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    Eliot Waugh and Quentin Coldwater have a job that doesn't exist, it's dangerous and confidential. Eliot doesn't even know how to describe their job. Spies? Assassins? Interrogators? Hit-Squad? They do what they're told, that's the job really. Someone points and they shoot, someone gives them questions and they get answers. Eight months ago Quentin disappeared. A job went bad and Quentin was just plucked from the face of the Earth and Eliot learned that he can't live without him.

    Language:
    English
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    15,332
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1270
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    They hadn’t been in the castle a day when it was announced that Eliot was expected to marry. Some superstition about an ancient curse on the throne that only marriage could break. Eliot’s High Council seemed entirely unwilling to chance it, even if it definitely sounded like bullshit. It could be anyone of his choosing, but no High King in the history of Fillory had reigned unmarried for long.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,033
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    346
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    3252

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