19 Works in Episode: s01e04 Saturday Morning Funtime

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    Crowley is tired. It had been an objectively bad week in general, and any hope he had of stopping (or at least escaping) The Apocalypse had vanished in the bandstand, just like his hope of ever being able to get his shit together and exist with his angel the way he really wanted to.

    A little heart-to-heart with Her was due.

    Or:

    Crowley has a breakdown and yells at God. After, the story progresses like canon and both angel and demon are dining at The Ritz. Was God as absent as they thought? Her Plan is ineffable, after all... ;)

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    It happened like this: “I quit, guys.”

     

    No, it actually happened like this: “You’ve grown too zzzoft. You have been deemed unfit.” “Wot?”

     

    Whose side are you on, Aziraphale?

     

    If a story contradicts the facts, it’s not much of a side at all.

     

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    my take on the Crowley-is-Satan AU, in which he fucks off much, much earlier

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    Aziraphale knew how to keep his emotions buried better than anyone, certainly when it came to anger. But he wasn’t prepared for the end of the world to put a stop to that vaunt in the erupt manner that it did.
    Crowley certainly had not the faintest clue what had overcome his Angel, but he couldn’t say he was complaining.

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    Gabriel liked to visit Theo, a clockmaker in London, and his workshop. Theo thought of him as a fairy prince, and Gabriel liked to humour Theo by playing along. It was a shame that Theo and this workshop would be no more after Armageddon.

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    “So we’re agreed then. No giving up. Work together. Prevent the end of the world.”

    This story takes place within cannon, but with some added scenes and material along the way.

    So, basically this is me thinking about what could of happened between scenes in a show that has taken over my life. Mainly written for my benefit but you guys can read too if you like!

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    The world might (or might not) be ending elsewhere, but right here it's just Warlock and a pair of terrifyingly bizarre archaeologists. Warlock didn’t know who these weirdos were or what they wanted, but he did know one or two things for sure.

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    After Marc finds Steven in The room, instead of immediately running out- they hide and talk.

    Or: Steven provides Marc with some life-changing conversation in a little white room of a psych ward.

    A Post Episode 4 fic of Steven being Marc's Emotional Support Person. Much to Marc's surprise, Steven actually doesn't want him to disappear.

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    Beneath the thunders of the upper deep, as Aziraphale and Tennyson both knew, Far, far beneath in the abyssal sea, The kraken sleepeth. And now it’s waking up.

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    Crowley finds Aziraphale's bookshop burning and truly thinks the love of his eternity is gone.

    Fictober Day #10 Prompt: "It's so quiet"

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    As Madame Tracy, Shadwell and Aziraphale attempt to reach Tadfield on time, the scooter needs all the help it can get.

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    Additional scene where Crowley tries one more time to get Aziraphale to run away with him, based on a verse from All Eyes On Me by Bo Burnham.

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    Demon Azira(fell) uses Holy Water to get out of a tight spot with Hastur and Ligur, and the angel Crowley has a run in with the Archangels... and, now Shadwell is here, trying to exorcise him...

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the scene with Ligur's death to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the unholy water plan & the ‘successful’ angel exorcism

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    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the beginning to when Azira(fell) (Or, Crowley) tries to convince him to leave to Alpha Centauri.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Ida and Christine kiss, and then talk about it

    During episode 4

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    “Crowley? Where are you?” he tried again as he opened the door all the way.

    His foot nudged something on the floor as he entered the room and Aziraphale looked down. What he saw befuddled him. It looked a lot like a slightly melted version of his friend’s black leather jacket. It was wet and in some sort of puddle.

    Why would-?

    Oh, God.

    The smell.

    The angel’s chest hitched, his breath becoming ragged as his eyes began darting around the room. There was an overturned bucket just a few feet away. As he went to investigate, something else caught his attention in the corner of his eye.

    There, on a table nearby, lay a thermos with a tartan pattern on it.

     

    ~In which, instead of getting discorporated via the summoning circle, a determined Aziraphale rushes to his demon's aid, to only then be brought to his knees by what he finds.

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    Crowley doesn't know Aziraphale's holy water was made with the best of intentions and the purest of love.

    Over the years, the angel's prayer proves vital: "If nothing else God, I ask that if he makes to use this on himself, to destroy his own existence, please... please stay his hand."

    [This is a response fic to N0nb1narydemon's fic HOLY WATER. I highly rec you read that but this can be read on its own.]

    There were an infinite number of places that the demon Crowley could have set out to run a heist. But he had chosen Soho.

    His motivation was partly one of practicality: after seeing an unguarded fount of holy water, it had taken him two decades to recollect his thoughts enough to make a retrieval plan; moving said plan outside of England seemed a fair way to grow distracted for yet another two. If he kept the operation in London, it would be over with quick enough. He already knew which strip clubs and bars attracted the appropriate rapscallions, so why mess with good intel?

    His second motivation was purely personal: secretly, buried so deeply that even Crowley wasn’t sure if it was real or a shadow in the corners of his amber eyes, he hoped that Aziraphale would hear about him.

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    After the war in Heaven, God didn't just cast out the Fallen Angels, they erased the memories of all those who remained loyal. If they don't remember what, or who, they lost then there's no chance of fraternization. Meanwhile, as part of their punishment, all the Fallen remember exactly what they lost. Crowley hopes he can help Aziraphale remember who they were to each other, however long that takes.

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    Instead of ambushing Aziraphale in the middle of the street, the angels are waiting for him at the bookshop. Confronted with the evidence of his lies and disobedience, Aziraphale is asked to prove his loyalty to Heaven once and for all.

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    They have been running out of time since the beginning, but now, so close to the end, everything seems to be happening faster and all at once. They’ve been found out, Hastur and all the fury of hell is falling down on them. Even if they’re able to thwart the wrath of hell, there’s no stopping the impending apocalypse. Crowley just wants to take Aziraphale somewhere heaven nor hell can hurt him, somewhere he can keep him safe.

    A retelling of the scene in episode four in which Crowley asks Aziraphale to leave with him for the last time.

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