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    It’s a real, proper friendship, and it’s not a consolation prize, because Patrick is one of the most important people in his life. He and Patrick and Stevie are like the Three Musketeers, if two of the musketeers fucked a million years ago and one of them is now hopelessly crushing on the third. (It’s been a while since he read the book, but he has seen the Leo DiCaprio movie more than a few times, and honestly, it wouldn’t surprise him.) And if he’s jerked off thinking about his friend’s incredibly… eye-drawing Cabaret costume once or twice or a few dozen times, that’s between him and his conscience.

    It’s probably not the most healthy thing in the world, though. So if an uncomplicated, hot hookup with Jake is on the table, David is definitely going to take it.

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    The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek.
    You don't need to read the others in the series to follow this one.
    Mostly canon compliant, Patrick's POV for S6E6 The Wingman. Chapter 2 contains the three-way.

    (Title from Tina Turner's "Let's Spend the Night Together")

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    She bites down on a smirk as the meaning of David’s assumption sinks in. “Yeah, I wasn’t actually talking about your ex.” She flicks her eyes over her shoulder, where Rachel is still chatting to Steven with a beer in her hand, then looks back to see David’s jaw drop with unabashed delight at the same time Patrick’s whole expression freezes in confusion.

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    Patrick takes a shower to get ready for whiskey at Jake's.

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    After they leave Jake's impromptu massage circle, Patrick and David have a conversation about their relationship, their boundaries and expectations, and their use of condoms. Tenderness ensues.

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    "David wasn't surprised though. Patrick was such an impressive person, he was good at literally everything he tried. Makes sense that he'd be such a stable drunk person. 

    He cleared his throat to stop himself from saying something about it, and instead said something like, "Patrick, I hope you know that I love you, but I refuse to go into the bathroom with you."

    Patrick was still smiling. "Yeah, I know, it's incorrect."

    "It's--" David stopped himself to grin too. "Yeah, it's incorrect. Unless you need me to? I think I'm willing to suffer for you."

    **Basically I took the episode and ran with it - More Jake hitting on Patrick than anybody wanted, but with a protective David to save the day!**

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    Patrick had never been to a sex party, orgy, whatever was happening here, but furniture seemed important. He felt sort of bad for taking up the entire couch. There were a lot of people in the apartment. The thought pooled warm and liquid in his stomach. David’s thumb stroked slowly over the side of his neck; Patrick melted further against him. 

    David and Patrick decide to stay at Jake's for one drink.

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    A talk about boundaries becomes a talk about relationships.

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    David and Patrick have fun in the back room. Someone wants to watch. Just watch. Alternating POV which I suck at. Jake, a lot of David, a little Patrick POV. Just some word vomit about my post S6 feelings. It's my first David and Patrick story as I usually stick to rpf (come visit me in the rpf tag and read my fun stories). Anyway, it is some smut and feelings.

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    David introduces Patrick to rugby, kind of, and things happen. A missing scene for the Wingman.

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    david and patrick have a conversation after leaving jake's apartment.

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    Part of him knew it was a mistake, that he was overreacting, falling into old patterns, putting Patrick into the same columns as the ones who came before him. The rational part of his brain knew this. But the stronger part, the part that had been broken for so long, the part still covered with fragile cracks, over ruled.

    What if David wasn't so sure about everything. What if in the end, the idea of having gone through with anything at Jake's scared him so badly that he walked away?

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    You know I'd leave any party for you
    'Cause no party's so sweet as a party of two

    -Feist, Any Party

    Back at the motel after leaving Jake's, David talks to Alexis, then David talks to Patrick.

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    David and Patrick get, er, waylaid in the hallway outside Jake's apartment. Distracted. They get distracted.

    They make out.

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    Post 6x06. Spoilers in the notes.

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    David and Patrick's night after leaving Jake's. It goes well.

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    “Guess who texted me,” David said as he pulled the covers back on the bed. Patrick placed his book on the nightstand as he held his arm up to let David burrow in close to his side.

    “Who?” Patrick mouthed at David’s temple, pressing kiss after kiss into David’s skin.

    “Jake,” David announced.

    **
    What if Jake reached out to David and Patrick a few days after the party to hang out. Just the three of them.

    Slight spoilers for episode 6. But this takes place after the episode.

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    Unsurprisingly, David and Patrick still had a really good night after leaving Jake's apartment.

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    Anonymous said: D/P prompt... what happens once they get home after leaving jake's

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    Why did Patrick need to get a new coffee table? What could have POSSIBLY happened to it?

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