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    Stan had finally pulled his life together. He’s stopped worrying about finding his soulmate and instead put everything he could into his new job. Life was good. Except it couldn’t just stay the way because fuck Stan Marsh right? And fuck soul bonds.

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    1/1
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    a sketch dump, that is

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    English
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    667
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    16/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    62
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    2
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    1158
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    The boys are in college. Friendships and relationships are sure to be tested as they navigate the adult world.

    The title may change, I just have dumb brain rn.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    20
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    2
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    A library of fics from the...*drumroll*... IMAGINATION, each chapter featuring a new story, with new POV’s and storylines, all surrounding the wild world of South Park.

    Also, it's kinda- uh (*cough* kinky? *cough*), so you've been warned...

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    English
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    86,668
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    289
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    6819
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    Eric's mom was tired of his bullshit so she sent him to a hospital that will change him, make him hate violence, and make him a better person. Nobody else knows about her ideas, and it takes two years, but it finally works, he gets to go back to south park, and accept the fact he's a homosexual, and he doesn't know how to feel about that.

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    15,281
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    15/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    565
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    It's the first Passover since Stan and Kyle started dating, and coming out is hard.
    Or, all the times they get caught.

    With Illustrations.

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    English
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    38,431
    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    8032
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    Kenny confides in a friend of a friend.

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    English
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    3,345
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    58
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    This is part of a series of stories I'm 97% sure I'll never write more for.

    Some are rough drafts, some are actual wips, a couple are just vague ideas of the plot and world of the story.

    Maybe someday I'll pick them up again but for now this is all anyone's getting...

    Series
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    English
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    6,727
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    148
  9. Ew by Anonymous

    Fandoms: South Park  

    17 Mar 2021

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    Kenny gets off a gig and goes right to a slumber party and uh. See the tags.

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    English
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    1,654
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    489
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    After losing his wife and Queen to his people and the mother of his family he found himself in a whirlpool of uncertainty, regret and malice. He took his anger out on his only child Kyle Broflovski until he turned 13. He came to realize that his title will soon be taken away from him by his son one day when he turns 15, so he had to find a way to get rid of his son entirely. With the kingdom's funds going under he only found one solution far worse than death: Make his son into a daughter and marry him off to some neighboring rich kingdom. However, he had no time to be picky, time was of the essence and so was his entire life and family blood line.
    However, Kyle will not stand for this disgraceful role to his own gender, a princess, he thought, impossible, but then he hatched an idea a clever idea that will blow his father's plan out of the water. Whatever he was planning he knew it could not fail. With this in mind he took on the role of the king's first and only daughter. Little did they know of the son that was being cared for under the same roof with them.

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    English
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    229
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    189
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    A group of kids from South Park play a game, but soon discover it is linked to the end of the world. Now they must find out what is going on in this strange game world, as well as discover the meaning of the Ultimate Riddle. Will they win the game or will they be just another null session in paradox space.
    (more characters, ships, and more to be added to tags later.

    Series
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    English
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    40,504
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1161
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    Summary

    This is part of a series of stories I'm 97% sure I'll never write more for.

    Some are rough drafts, some are actual wips, a couple are just vague ideas of the plot and world of the story.

    Maybe someday I'll pick them up again but for now this is all anyone's getting...

    Series
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    English
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    1,564
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    139
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    It's Eric Cartman's fifteenth birthday, and he's throwing a party with his friends! But a simple game of spin the bottle reveals some tucked away feelings. What will everybody think when Eric's secret gets out? What about things that were never agreed on being talked about? In short, Cartman's party doesn't exactly go as planned.

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    English
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    5,022
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    444
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    The stick of truth is the provider of the prosperous kingdom, what happens if it went missing?

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    189
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    Summary

    This is part of a series of stories I'm 97% sure I'll never write more for.

    Some are rough drafts, some are actual wips, a couple are just vague ideas of the plot and world of the story.

    Maybe someday I'll pick them up again but for now this is all anyone's getting...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,520
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    82
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    Trevor and Eric arrive at the house. Eric is holding a pistol, barely. His fat little meaty, juicy, sausage fingers, were struggling to keep hold of the heavy gun.

    “Come on,” Trevor urges, “Let’s go-“ He is interrupted by an incredibly bright light. Eric screams “ITS FUCKING JESUS!”

    ***

    this story is a never-ending collaborative WIP about characters we like

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    English
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    1,950
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    258
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    High schoolers Kenny and Cartman, in the middle of a fierce thunderstorm, take advantage of the evening as they flip off their long simmering animosity and take charge of their fervent feelings.

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    English
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    1,163
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    255
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    Toolshed, Human Kite, Mysterion, and the Coon break into Professor Chaos' lair, expecting to confront the supervillain. Instead, they find themselves separated in a strange land, surrounded by people who look familiar, but are actually strangers with their own histories and conflicts. To get back home, they'll have to work with these alternate-universe versions of selves, friends, family, and foes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,338
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3082
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    Kenny's horny and he wants a piece of the biggest tits he knows.

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    English
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    2,652
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    306
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    It was decided. Kenny had sold the family house and the dry dead land that came with it. Half for his sister to pay for college, the other half for Kenny to get the hell out of South Park and as far away from Craig Tucker as physically possible. But what's to stop him from following?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,518
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1704

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