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    Kenny sighed, another day with his immortal curse. He stared at his brown gloves. And sighed.

    Then, a familiar face came running up to him, bushy tail slightly dragging on the rough pavement.

    What the fuck?

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    1/1
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    2
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    After Kyle confesses he begins to realize just how much he's been missing.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
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    10
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    2
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    226
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    Stan ultimately just does Kenny wrong.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    6
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    1
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    49
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    A letter for someone who wont get the chance to read it.

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    150
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    It's been years since Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman got out of school and ever since then, they've been living together in the nearly abandoned town of South Park. Nearly everyone else has moved on to better things, but those two..? They might just be the sole reason for the strange tragedies that happened before everybody else had left... and the reason for the flood of old classmates randomly coming back.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    63
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    Kenny glanced over at Craig with a tiny smile on his face. Even thought he never really understood Romeo and Juliet he felt as though five months of play rehearsal wouldn’t be so bad as long as Craig was there. But after the Tucker and McCormick family rivalry starts, and Kenny and Craig are not aloud to talk to each other outside of reciting their lines, Kenny feels he understands how Romeo feels more.

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    English
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    1,908
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    21
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    They thought it was over. It has only just begun.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    18
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    2
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    167
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    The only thing more awful than waking up to bad news is walking into bad news, because the punchline’s always worse.

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    11,357
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    53
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    Tweek Tweak.

    What a weird name.

    Not that he really questioned his parents about it, it was perfect.

    And he had always wanted a perfect life.

    Even when perfect meant not-so perfect.

    Can you tell I’m rambling? Oh well.

    Nothing ever goes my way...

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    English
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    1,249
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    116
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    A scandal breaks out in Canada. Desperate to end it, the Prime Minister of Canada calls the aid of Canada's Mounties, members of the Canadian Royal Force, and their knights, including Ike Broflovski. Caught in the middle, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny return to Canada to save him, unaware that a hidden agenda is taking place. The sequel to "Friends With Benefits."

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    English
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    3,042
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Kenny laughs crazily, looking over at Eric with wide eyes. When Eric gives him a look like he’s insane, he shakes his head and manages to calm his giggles. “It’s just—I thought you’d be meaner.”

    “Meaner?”

    “That’s a real diplomatic way to ask me if I’m a crossdresser, man.”

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    English
    Words:
    4,160
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    50
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    When a new threat, one bigger than the usual case of cat chase mouse that happened in the city protected by the heroes, they must partner with Professor Chaos, especially after their very own Super Craig and Wonder Tweek disappear into the hands of the mysterious "Mistress"

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    English
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    28,006
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    6055
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    Convoluted plans are Eric's specialty. But they not always go the way he wants...

    Language:
    English
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    2,855
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    85
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    Kenny McCormick embarks on a journey to become a Mormon Missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints for all the wrong reasons. And then he meets his missionary partner: Leopold Stotch.

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    English
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    34,110
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    611
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    A group of kids from South Park play a game, but soon discover it is linked to the end of the world. Now they must find out what is going on in this strange game world, as well as discover the meaning of the Ultimate Riddle. Will they win the game or will they be just another null session in paradox space.
    (more characters, ships, and more to be added to tags later.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    20,470
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    379
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    Kyle Broflovski étudie dans une université de l'Ivy League. Après quelques années sans être réellement retourné à South Park, il vient passer son dernier été étudiant dans sa ville d'origine. Entre nostalgie et inquiétudes, le jeune homme ne sait pas exactement à quoi s'attendre, mais il est sûr qu'il n'avait pas prévu de passer un tel été.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    16,670
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    113
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    Stan Marsh always thought he would present as an Alpha, it made perfect sense right? He was a football player, he had muscles, he was a man's man! But, to his shock, and his horror, he finds himself an Omega. Forced into a painful physical transformation, separated from his friends and family in an Omega facility, he is finally coming back, and finding out everything is going to be different now, especially with his Super Best Friend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    85,843
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    239
    Kudos:
    403
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    12380
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    South Park has taken a turn when a new clique rises from the shadows. A clique that will seek fame in their wake. Will the kids of South Park retaliate against them or join them to do as they please?

    Series
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    English
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    46,621
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Kudos:
    1
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    51
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    Butters was always there for the new kid. What would he do if something happened in the end of the game?

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    English
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    624
    Chapters:
    1/2
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    3
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    26
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    Cartman didn’t have what people called morals, but he was loyal to certain things, one of them being Terrance & Phillip, another possibly Kenny McCormick. But he didn’t like thinking too much about the latter.

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    English
    Words:
    2,367
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    62

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