20 Works in Erik Lehnsherr Being a Drama Queen

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    Humanity has always hated their kind. When a mouse dies, there is no grief. Humans celebrate the deaths of vermin, of pests, with smiles and declarations that their homes were “rat-free” and "clean again". Yet, dead whales or even llamas draw multitudes to jetties and farms alike. Who cries at the immolation of a mouse? 

    Or, the one in which Erik and Charles are mice.

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    "I need you to make that wretched animal stop its insistent chirping or I'm going to strangle it with a thread of barbed wire, do you understand?"

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    Peter Maximoff is suffering through his daily life a step at a time. He despises himself and slowly learns to act on his destructive impulses, those revolting thoughts, the dread he feels at the thought of waking up and starting a new day ate at him in every second of every moment. He finds someone, someone who understands, who listens... what he didn't know, was that the person he suddenly confided in, was the most powerful mutant to ever live. He meets David Haller on the streets, and there they bloom a relationship strung from substance abuse and dopamine.

    Maybe he'll be okay after all... but will the rest of the world?

    (Evan Peters & Dan Stevens)

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    “Oh, you silly man,” Charles breathed, reaching for Erik’s hand and thumbing over his wedding band, pressing it against his finger so he could not help but feel the weight of it.

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    Erik’s sword was pressed to Raven’s throat, and Charles’ chest went unbearably tight at the sight. Oh dear, but this was very much not going how Charles had wanted.

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    Basically a no-powers AU where Erik is trying to make up for lost time with his family. It goes about as well as you'd expect. Some drama, some fluff, some delicious baked goods... So something for everyone.

    Please excuse all spelling and grammar errors. I didn't have this looked over.

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    one day of every year of charles and erik's relationship.

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    Erik and Charles go on vacation with friends but along the way Erik gets jealous. Charles didn’t choose him for the kayak activity, and Erik will never admit that he might be terrible on any kind of boat.

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    Erik is pretty sure he is dying, it’s a pity really because he really wants to spend Hanukkah with the two people he loves the most: his mother and his boyfriend.

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    Erik makes assumptions about love and belongingness that make him leave the only home he has. Originated as a tumblr drabble, decided to continue it.

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    A/B/O Non-Powered Modern AU

    Alpha!Erik and omega!Charles meet and have a whirlwind romance. But mob boss Erik's secrets and bad decisions, Charles' past, as well as Raven's well-intentioned meddling threaten to tear them apart...

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    Charles and Erik are trying their best to be good parents, but when you are to overprotective it takes things like this happening to realise it.

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    尽管Erik有很华丽的姿势,这也是极少数他做过的真正有价值的事。或者,在Erik把自己的头盔留在白宫后到底发生了什么?

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    Two dorks have a little IKEA adventure.

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    As the 21st century entered its second decade, the world awakened to the existence of mutants. Thousands or even millions of individuals with superhuman powers.

    The heart and soul of the issue, for various reasons, seemed to swirl around a boarding school in upstate New York, run by Professor Charles Xavier, one of the codiscoverers of the x-factor and his good friend, Professor Erik Lehnsherr, a famous physicist. The goal was a simple one, to provide a safe place for mutants to learn about themselves and each other.

    Unfortunately, the world won't let them have that opportunity. The rise of mutants will have vast repercussions for all of humanity ... and the fate of the world may ultimately end up resting on the shoulders of a handful of teenagers.

    BONUS- I'm looking to write some one-shots, separate from the main story. Feel free to comment with suggestions/requests. No promises made, but if something tickles my fancy, you may just get it. I expect length of the one-shots to be somewhere in the neighborhood of a chapter's length (2-3,000 words).

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    These are just assorted ficlets from tumblr that weren't really part of a larger challenge, so they went uncollected until now. Warnings in the notes before each chapter, if they pertain (non-con is pretty much ch. 9)

    1. Charlotte/Erika, canon-divergent roadtrip au, 5-minute ficlet
    2. Charles/Erik, omegaverse, scenting
    3. Old mutants in love, playing Rock Band for the first time. :D
    4. Melodramatic Erik, making way for ducklings?
    5. Follow-up to The First Season, C/E, omegaverse, dehumanization
    6. 3-sentence ficlets (3 of them, C/E)
    7. Omegaverse, C/E, pizza and knotting (bless the innocent corporate twitter accounts)
    8. C/E, canon-verse, spanking
    9. C/E, satyrs & fauns AU, warning for pregnant sex, NONCON, and watersports
    10. C/E, Digital Devil Saga fusion

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    A Very Drop Bear Prequel to The Hug-A-Drop Bear Program.

    [Koala!Charles, Drop Bear!Erik AU]

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    Zookeeper Raven at Taronga Zoo keeps having ideas on how to capitalize on interest in the zoo mascots, Koala Charles and Drop Bear Erik (the only drop bear in captivity!), who have captured the hearts and minds of the public. First it was to introduce prospective mates (It’ll generate attention, Hank. People are perverts. They’d love to see koala porn.). This idea was not effective the first through fifth attempts, as Erik and Charles seemed to show at best polite interest in the newcomer before resuming whatever marsupial debate they had going. However, the resulting lesbian koala orgies did indeed generate interest. Then Raven unveiled the Hug-A-Koala program, which was successful, as the public showed great interest in hugging Charles, and Charles seemed to enjoy being hugged.

    Then Raven unveiled the Hug-A-Drop Bear program, and Hank, not for the first time, wished he had a flask handy.

    [Koala!Charles, Drop Bear!Erik AU]

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    Erik punches Charles in the face the first time they meet. There isn't anywhere their relationship can go from there but up.

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    Shaw counted to three, Erik didn't move the coin. But Shaw didn't kill Edie Eisenhardt. Instead he imprisoned her, used her to force Erik into obedience. Now Erik must work for the man he hates as his multi-purpose assassin/spy. On the run from American authorities Erik finds himself injured and at the mercy of a lonely telepath. As he gets to know the extremely powerful yet bitterly unhappy Charles Xavier, Erik begins to plot the downfall of the man who has tormented him for nearly his entire life.

    Otherwise diverges from Canon in that Charles never found Raven, so his childhood was pretty crappy. Raven will show up later though. Erik's backstory is a mix between comic and movie.

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    5/?
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