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    Poe steals a TIE, and then it's not a TIE anymore. It's a very sexy humanoid embodiment of a TIE. (Oh no.) (Oh yes.)

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    Part Two of The Calamity is Calling main story arc. A Modern AU LoZ story. Now that the Calamity as struck, what's a burgeoning Hero to do?
    The title is an awful pun, but accurate in describing the contents. Not for the faint of heart. Please read the warnings both in the tags and at the start of every chapter, as well as Part One - Of Cake and Calamity - just to have some background characterizations and relationships in mind.

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    Shinsou Hitoshi has been trying his whole life to be a professional band manager at Logical Ruse Records, his parent's company, and he's finally been given the chance to strike out for his own. The only problem is the wild band he's been assigned to, and the very attractive guitarist. Making it to Japan's biggest music festival won't be easy, but Shinsou has never been afraid of hard work.

    A ShinKami Punk Rock AU!
    Updates weekly!

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    “I’m sorry,” North interjected. “Did you just say Gavin had pink hair?”

    “Yeah, yeah, so I dyed my hair pink the summer after we graduated. Big deal.” Gavin waved a hand.

    “Um, no. You also dyed your hair pink the summer prior.” Tina pointed out. “You’ve had it pink like four different times.”

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    "Will you be joining us for tonight's celebrations, Sensei?" Claude asked, walking over to join him.

    "Do I have a choice?" Byleth asked in a deadpan voice.

    Claude laughed. "Not at all. But it would be nice to think that you want to spend time with your favourite students, instead of being forced to."

    Byleth nodded. "I wouldn't miss it." He gestured toward the door, indicating that they should walk together, and Claude gladly followed.

    "And I hope you know," Claude continued as they left the classroom, "that it's traditional for you to dance with all the eligible young ladies."

    What if Byleth and Claude didn't just dance together on the night of the ball?

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    Taemin misses his girlfriend. Really misses his girlfriend.

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    Losing their way while on beach cleanup, Hikari Netto and Dingo kill time in a backwoods cabin, then take on their rescuer when help arrives.

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    Aziraphale learns some new things while sharing a body with Madame Tracy

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    Leonie and Felix have an arrangement to blow off steam. And they also spar.

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    I’m going to attempt to retell a story (codename: MENTAL CANCER). I’m going to tell it as clean as possible. Prepare for euphemisms and beating around the bush.

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    Pidge is the only other paladin who understands Altean. Allura takes advantage of this fact to have a little fun.

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    Going to a Halloween party with Hank was something Barry knew he would regret.

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    Hole-digging rascals Horisugi Dotarou and Mister Press retrieve a lost coin for Kosuke and help themselves to payment. Hikari Netto arrives to arrest them for levelling Densan City, only to be wrangled into a foursome on the street.

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    Tudod mi az OC, OOC, IC, AN, AU, BB, BAMF,TW, WIP, MCD és a többiek?
    Tisztában vagy azzal, milyen szabályai vannak (kellene szem előtt tartani), hogy jól ábrázolj egy gay szexet?
    Mit takar a BDSM igazából? (Még ha nem is belemélyedve a témába?)
    Ha nem, - de szeretnéd tudni -, akkor ez a lista neked készült. :)

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    Cleaing Crowley’s wings is always rewarding for both of you.

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    The mattress trembled under you. The softly lit face of your alarm clock said it was after three. You knew it must be work that had awoken him. The company was in the middle of a merger and tensions were high.

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    Quentin and Eliot have to go to Build-A-Bear for the Baba Yaga's next rent payment. And then FEELINGS happen.

    Written for The Magicians Rec Center AU Week, Day Five, Crack-fic.

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    A compilation of short things involving my Dragon Age canon/oc ships and friendships. Not in any particular order, and I'll provide a bit of context at the start of each chapter where I feel it's needed. Sift through and find your poison...

    More ships to be added!

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    1/?
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    “We all need to expand our horizons,” you said as you went to the dining room to turn off the lights.

    “Indeed we do, my love.”

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    It turns out that, despite six thousand years of unresolved sexual tension, Aziraphale and Crowley aren't actually any good at having sex.

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