1 - 20 of 116 Works in Fíli and Kíli Are Little Shits

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    What could you do if you were born with memories of the life you had yet to live?

    Belladonna’s child had never been what could be considered a normal faunt by Shire standards. A Took could never be considered normal even if a Baggins was respectable. However, Bilbo did not play pranks like the Took children or garden like the Baggins children. He was a quiet and introspective boy who seemed to know what would happen before it even occurred. And that was not respectable at all.

    After the Fell Winter took Bungo Baggins from them, Bilbo told Belladonna he wanted to buy a caravan and trade with the dwarves of the Blue Mountains. She could not think of a better way to escape the fearful judgment and gossip of the Shire. Newly scarred from their trauma, they set out the Blue Mountains to meet the dwarves Bilbo already knew.

    Her faunt would accomplish big things, she just knew it.

    What she did know was how large a feat he would actually accomplish...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    103,711
    Chapters:
    37/51
    Comments:
    1378
    Kudos:
    2317
    Bookmarks:
    708
    Hits:
    37451
  2. Tags
    Summary

    "I must say, I am rather pleased that you remember me,” said Gandalf.
    “I never forget a face,” Bilbo joked, still entirely at ease. After several moment of silence, Bilbo opened his eyes to find Gandalf eyeing him quizzically. “Is something the matter?” he asked with a hint of annoyance. Why is it that he had not been dead for five minutes and this damned wizard was already causing a fuss.
    “That remains to be seen. I am looking for someone to share in an adventure.”
    “My dear friend, I am much too old now for adventures," Bilbo said with a laugh.

    OR:

    Yet another Time Travel fic in which Bilbo is very sad and a bit of a dick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,898
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1066
  3. Tags
    Summary

    During the fight with the trolls Bilbo is deeply wounded in the head, when he wakes up the dwarves discover with surprise and concern that their burglar is no longer the same .... after a car accident Sara finds herself in the middle of a forest and has no idea how she got there .... but basically, Bilbo and Sara have never really belonged to their world, although they do not know this, at least not yet

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,889
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    5787
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Kíli and Tauriel have been dancing around their feelings for a while now, neither ready to make the first move. Luckily - or unluckily - for them, the first move is thrust upon them in a completely unexpected way

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,823
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    478
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Sometimes we need to face our problems in order to get over them

    But what if the problem would be better off not being faced?

    Sequel to "Battle of the mind and the heart"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,040
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    510
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Story request by Maya_Iyoku

     

    Bilbo always knew he was different, but now perhaps, he could use that to save not only himself but others as well...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,206
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    210
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    6946
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Erebor never fell. The Shire was attacked. Belladonna Baggins appears in Erebor covered in blood, burns, and bruises. She must travel back to The Shire and fight for her home. She'll do anything to give Hobbits hope and a place to call home again. Even if reveals her secrets and costs her her life.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,004
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    4946
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Billa Baggins had taken after her mother in more ways than one, though her perchance for adventure had certainly made her and outsider within the Shire. Dubbed Mad Baggins by the greater population of the Shire the 36-year-old Hobbit-lass was more than happy when Gandalf the Grey came a' knocking to spirit her away on a quest to take back the Home of Durin’s Folk from the Dragon Smaug. Through trials and tribulations, the Quest ended with Erebor retaken and Thorin Oakenshield Crowned King. As the rebuilding starts Billa is swept up in political intrigue and Assassination Attempts all while trying to keep her feelings for the younger prince a secret. Though when the subject of an arranged marriage crops up and Kíli comes running to her to fix it, what is a Hobbit-lass to do? Propose of course.

    Story starts from the beginning of the Quest for Eerebor, and continues on after the Battle of Five Armies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    89,040
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    380
    Bookmarks:
    187
    Hits:
    7541
  9. Tags
    Summary

    What could any of them have done to deserve a death so cruel? One that was not even permanent; their bodies rose and reanimated into something that wasn't quite right. Something that didn't know anything beyond ceaseless hunger.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,298
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    234
  10. Tags
    Summary

    The Battle has been won and what Violet Baggins had thought would be a lovely reunion ended up being a nightmare that ended with her being banished from Erebor! The Burglar for the Company of Thorin Oakenshield fled the Lonely Mountain with her heart in pieces and a bit more treasure than anyone thought possible.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,568
    Chapters:
    5/8
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    368
    Bookmarks:
    161
    Hits:
    5980
  11. Tags
    Summary

    When the hobbits of The Shire are attacked by the White Wolves, there is nothing but death. Most luckily, the wandering wizard Gandalf shows up, and pleads with the dwarven prince—who’d been passing through on his way to Erebor—to help Bilbo’s people. Three months later, a letter arrives explaining the situation. Half of the hobbits would live with the dwarves, in Erebor. The other half would live with the elves of Mirkwood.
    .
    .
    .
    Bilbo wants to be angry. Thranduil is essentially selling him—trading him like livestock—just for some long lost jewels. He wants to argue and fight—but he’s smart, just as Thranduil had acknowledged, and knows he does not have a choice. At least, not with the child he must care for now. Before, Bilbo might have been able to escape Mirkwood. Travel far, far away, and start from scratch. But he doesn’t have that option. Not anymore. So, instead of refusing, he asks, “What is his name?”

    Thraunduil regards him with the blank carelessness that only comes from hundreds of years alone.

    “Thorin Oakenshield.”

    //

    basically: an arranged marriage!au with some little hobbits thrown in, some angst, loads of friendship, some slow burn, and lots of mishaps.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,761
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    345
    Bookmarks:
    125
    Hits:
    4672
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Arathelle, AKA Huntress, Ranger of the North and sister of Arathorn, joins the company of Thorin Oakenshield per Gandalf's request and soon discovers that the Dwarven King is not at all who she expected him to be. Her drive to get revenge for her brother's death may be the very thing that causes her demise, or will Thorin save her just as she saves him?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,159
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    172
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Chaque jour de décembre, une histoire sera postée. Un jour, une histoire, un ship (ou pas), une image et un mot mystère. Certaines histoires seront en rating M, du coup l'ensemble de la fanfiction a ce rating, mais certaines histoires ne le seront pas.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    31,419
    Chapters:
    20/26
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    318
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Dwalin has never seen anything so delicate and perfect as the sweet thing in front of him. Bluebell came in a close second, right after the tray of cookies she was holding.

    Dwalin falls for Blue's cookies first and Blue shortly there after. He is firmly in denial that his Heart Lode is a feisty, courageous, sarcastic, kind, loyal Hobbit. Once everyone finds out though they do their damnedest to make him admit it and that the little Hobbit is head over heels for him even if she won't admit it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    117,460
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    436
    Bookmarks:
    180
    Hits:
    15654
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Briar Baggins hadn't meant to become a Burglar, it just happened. She never took anything that would be missed or wasn't hers to begin with. She's not sure she's up to stealing an entire Mountain from a DRAGON! That is until she meets a face from her past when he waltzes into her smial with the rest of the Company.
    Nori draws her like a moth to the flame and every time they come together they swear it's the last. When the others catch on they swear it's purely physical nothing more.
    Will they figure out they've stolen each other hearts before it's too late?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,840
    Chapters:
    7/12
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    216
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    3081
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Fíli and Kíli go on a quest. To Erebor. The house of their fathers. Where a giant, fire breathing lizard now resides, sitting on the throne of the king under the mountain. Oh, and, in the meantime, the princes try to sneak in some... learning by doing experience.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,503
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1228
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Thorin is placed under a mysterious sleeping curse while on the quest to Erebor and the company has to figure out how to wake him with an act of twoo wuv.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,560
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    936
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Reader is a human on the quest to Erebor with the company
    Based on the imagine by thorins-magnificent-ass on tumblr: Imagine having to borrow a shirt and Thorin lends you one of his, but the shirt won’t button properly over your breasts so you sit there with massive amounts of cleavage showing and Thorin loves and hates it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,210
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2342
  19. Tags
    Summary

    In a house, in the Shire, there lives a young Hobbit, Lady of the manor by day, thief by night. Well, until she retired.

    She had become respectable, if strange, but was perfectly content.

    Until her Godfather had to come along and ruin everything, bringing with him a merry band of Pirates!

    She wanted no part of it, no, thank you very much! But... Maybe she'd just... Listen to their story, and their Captain was rather nice...

    Oh, fine! She'd go, if only to save these sorry fools from themselves! And a dragon...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,853
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1270
  20. Tags
    Summary

    For a long time now, life in the Shire hasn't been enough for Brianna Took-Baggins. She is longing for something more, something to satisfy the Took inside of her, and so when Gandalf appears and asks her to come along on an adventure, she doesn't hesitate. Little does she know that a stubborn dwarven king will be the least of her problems…

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,891
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    1862

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation