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    When the universe called him in the middle of the night on Tuesday, Dirk Gently knew immediately what was happening

    Of course, the glowing green alien floating in front of his face was also a bit of a giveaway.

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    An alien appears in Dirk's bedroom. The next day, Dirk's office has vanished. As usual, everything is connected.

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    And of course, Tina chooses that moment to turn to her, gesturing at the crowd and yelling, "Remind you of anything?"

    Farah's breath catches. Is she that transparent? Are they really tiptoeing right up to the landmine of their months-ago, never-discussed, magic-drunk groping session?

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    A collection of ficlets tied together by the general theme of Dirk Whump. Generally Post S2 with a lot of reference to Blackwing.

    Expect to see a few themes repeated - sorry I just like some things and can't keep track of where I've used them already...

    Various trigger warnings around the various types of abuse I put Dirk through

    Quite a bit of shameless idea theft (sorry) - from authors including but not limited to the inspirational protecticarus (FKA thewrongplath), flightinflame, scarletkestrel, ToMarsAndBeyond3, electricteatime, Lynds, DontoffendTheBees et al.

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    82/?
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    58
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    Холистическое детективное агентство Дирка Джентли и сотрудники "Черного Крыла" вот уже два года мирно сосуществуют под крышей Риджли. Неожиданно на пороге появляется гостья с талантом гипноза. Тут-то и начинается самое интересное.

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    Русский
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    Farah looks like she’s about to be sick. “You’re asking me,” she says slowly, clenching the towels so tightly in her hand that Dirk thinks they might spontaneously combust, “for dating advice… with Todd… Brotzmann?”

    “Yes, I suppose I am,” says Dirk, beaming at her.

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    Todd kissed Dirk in the basement of Blackwing and hasn't spoken to him since. Dirk sets out to solve the case.

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    1
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    A collection of DGHDA ficlets, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title).

    All prompts are found at the beginning of each chapter and all chapters read as individual stories! All chapters are also now named to (hopefully) help you navigate them a little easier. So feel free to pick and choose and skip around or read in order, however you want!

    Many thanks to everyone who has been prompting, reading and liking these so far!

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    65/?
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    Что началось как дуэт двух хохмачей-агентов "Черного Крыла" где-то там на фоне основных действий в никому не известной АУ, переросло в совершенно отдельный пиздец. Об этом и поведает наш фик

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    Todd Brotzman met a guy who just went by 'Dirk' ten years ago. They meet again and it's y'know... weird.

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    1/1
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    Todd shifted from foot to foot. “I’m, uh. I’m bi.” He was sure he’d said it aloud more this week than he had in his entire college career. “A friend of mine – Farah? – she said she knew you from work and that you were looking for a roommate, but if that’s a problem or whatever –”

    “No problem at all, darling,” Dirk said, his brilliant smile returning, “I’m gay enough for both of us.” He winked and disappeared back down the hallway with his arms full of notebooks, calling over his shoulder as he went. “When are you moving in?”

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    Dirk presses you against the wall and you sigh with satisfaction, chasing his mouth when he pulls away for a second and tightening your grasp as your lips meet again.

    When he pulls again for real, it's been a full minute and his lips are red. There's an expression of triumph in his face that you cannot understand.

     

    Or: The first five times Todd and Dirk kiss.

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    In a brief respite between cases, Dirk and Mona speculate on the nature of reality.

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    Todd discovers that all the basic information Dirk has ever told him about himself (name, nationality, age) is not technically accurate.
    He can understand the first two - but why does Dirk claim to be 2 years younger than he is? Is it possible to discount 2 years entirely from your life just because you don't want them to have happened?

    As the memories force their way to the surface, his friends are there to help him manage the memories and find some way towards accepting what happened.

    While others make brief appearances, it's primarily Todd and Farah showing Dirk the love in this one.

    TW for Blackwing – it probably goes without saying that the things that happened in the 2 years Dirk refuses to acknowledge… were not good.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    "Todd? Todd Brotzman? What the hell, dude!" Before Todd can say another word, the man – Andy – steps around the table and sweeps Todd up in a back-pounding hug, then grabs him by the shoulders and looks him up and down. "You look great, man."

    "Thanks," Todd says weakly, doing the same. "You do too."

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    Fanfiction written for the Fortnightly Free-For-All Prompts Challenge, prompt: Punk

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    A bad experience on a case brings up old memories and more recent fears for Dirk.

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    1/1
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    6
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    15
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    Amity Pierce joins in on the Holistic adventures with the eccentric detective Dirk Gently and her college friend Todd Brotzman. Little do they know Amity is hiding secrets herself which could cause them more trouble than they are already in. (Adventure/Sci-fi/Mystery/Romance.)

    Originally posted on here in 2016. Re-uploaded once again.

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    15/?
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    Holistic women are perfect. And you.

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    It's been four months since Dirk solved the Oneiroi case and human existence, (yes, Dirk solved the case of human existence) and they were beginning to get used to the idea of maybe, possibly, living a normal life. Not that they wanted that, of course. But they had stopped Blackwing so maybe the universe was fixed and no more weird stuff would happen...

    Wrong!

    Get ready for a tale of goats, a boat, drugs, and lots of other random stuff. I told you this one was weird.

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    10
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    2
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    A mute coffee shop owner, an internet advertising company, fast-growing ivy, the British TV gameshow Mastermind, a zoological laboratory, automatons, and a VHS tape. Everything is connected and it all starts with the case of Jon Carlyle, who was attacked in his bookshop in a small Scottish town, and Dirk’s Detective Agency is hired to find out who.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    7
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    3
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    It's so nice to get a police badge.
    Получить полицейский жетон — это очень приятно.

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    All of the insane nonsense of the past several months felt too stupid and whimsical to even fit into her overview of inadequacies, like they didn’t even count as excuses because thinking about them made her feel… insane. Like if she talked about it, she’d actually be a weird person instead of. Super. And utterly. Normal.

    Language:
    English
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    662
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    20

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