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I Knew A Boy, I Knew A Man by shrekgogurt
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
18 Mar 2024
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I knew a boy, I knew a man that looked a lot like you
I knew a time, I knew a place that felt a lot like you
- Tom Misch, “Man Like You”This is a story about football, friendship, and family. It's also about two boys who grew into men and fell in love.
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Baz is coming home to Solsbury F.C.
Simon has been waiting for eight long years. -
Basilton Pitch and the Crimson Twilight by crimsonmoonlite
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
18 Mar 2024
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Tyrannus Basilton Grimm Pitch has always considered himself the perfect practicing young wizard. It just so happens his father demands it of him as well. Baz has one little drawback: being a vampire, he would be immediately expelled if anyone were to find out. After facing the worst summer in his life, he returns only to be pestered by Simon Snow.
Once Simon Snow accidentally spells Baz to 'Spill the Tea,' he knows way more about Baz than the brat ever wanted... he drives himself mad with guilt at invading Baz's person business even though they are mortal enemies... right?
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"𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘢!" 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘉𝘢𝘻 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘙𝘶𝘗𝘢𝘶𝘭'𝘴 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘺."𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘯... 𝘐 𝘭-" 𝘉𝘢𝘻 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩
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summerland by ineffable_grimm_pitch
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
15 Mar 2024
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Baz can't stop seeing the boy with the blue eyes everywhere he looks. It doesn't matter, anyway. It's the second semester of their senior year, and Baz just wants to graduate with his head down and his grades up.
Between the group project and the ice cream dates, Simon only becomes harder to ignore, and he plays that same damn playlist every time he's in Baz's car. And with prom coming up, too, there's almost too much to keep track of.
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your one-stop shop for awkward high school flirting, familial trauma, and a rocky path to found family -
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Lady Salisbury is the founder and CEO of Ruth’s Kitchen, a high-end baking and cookware company that, following 40 years of being a boutique line in the UK has exploded on the international market following a marketing deal with the Great British Bake Off.
Lady Salisbury, too busy to do her own shopping now and suddenly finding herself on breakfast tv and daytime talk shows across the UK, Europe and North America has hired a personal stylist and shopper, Basilton Pitch.
Enter her troubled grandson Simon. -
Those Glowing, Magickal Years by hushed_chorus for OnionTrash
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
12 Mar 2024
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Baz started Watford determined to hide his vampirism at almost any cost. But what if the Mage had confronted him about his secret? What if, instead of threatening to expose him, the Mage offered to help him? And what would be the consequences of accepting his enemy’s help?
A canon divergence fic looking at the ripple effects the Mage's offer would have on Watford, the wars, and Baz’s relationship with Simon Snow.
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Basil Pitch's Diary by bookish_bogwitch
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
09 Mar 2024
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Baz is determined that 2015 will be his year. His year to break free of his vampirism, his father's expectations, and most of all, his feelings for Simon Snow.
There's only one problem...
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“Okay, Baz, all you’ve got to do is believe.”
“Believe what?” I ask breathlessly.
“In yourself. In me. That there’s a place for us lost boys. A place we belong.”
This is a story about loneliness and love. A story about feeling lost and being seen, growing up and forging your own path forward.
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Voulez-Vous by ladybibliothecarius
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
27 Feb 2024
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Baz's mum is the principal, and frankly she's had enough of whatever bullshit Simon and Baz have got going on. They both land in detention for a month where Baz learns Simon's life isn't as golden and perfect as he thought it was.
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Direct Engagement of Restriction by facewithoutheart
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
24 Feb 2024
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While stuck in the coffin, Baz has a number of arousing hallucinations which bring him to a life-altering realization.
aka when dreams reveal what our heart knows.
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You Are That Place by paper_beats_writers_block
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
24 Feb 2024
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Baz is excited to go home after a long semester of teaching at Watford. He can't wait to lay back with his husband in their cosy flat with their dog and watch trashy Christmas movies for three weeks. But when Simon starts acting strange before he even gets home, he crashes his car on Christmas Eve, and he leaves the suit he planned to wear for Christmas dinner at Watford, his holiday spirit tumbles downhill. Will his holiday shape up to be the best he's had yet, or will it all crash and burn like the Jag?
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“Uh—shit.” His face reddens. “I, um, stopped taking sugar in my tea and didn’t remember to pick any up for you?”
My eyebrow raises on its own accord. “You stopped taking sugar in your tea.”
He begins to pick at the skin on one of his fingers. “Yeah.”
“Since when?” I lean my hip against the counter and cross my ankles. This should be good.
“Um.”
“Snow. Where’s the sugar.”
“Daphne sent me an article! It said something about sugar in your tea being bad for your liver!” -
I'll cry if I want to by Angel_Wings14
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
24 Feb 2024
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It’s Baz’s birthday, but it certainly doesn’t feel like it. One mishap after the other, it seems the only party Baz is getting is a pity party, thrown by himself.
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Hit Me Baby One More Time by BeanBagsAndOtherLuxuries
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
23 Feb 2024
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I open my eyes and see the Mage standing just inside the door, looking amused. No, not amused. There is something darker beneath the surface.
He is not supposed to look amused. He is not supposed to look anything. The Mage is dead.
The Mage is dead and I gave my magic away. The Mage is dead and I was home with Baz, sleeping after we watched a film on his laptop in bed.
The Mage is dead and I killed him.
(Simon Snow is granted three years worth of memory on his first day back and he does everything in his heroic power to make sure that things turn out better this way. With the power of his magic and memory on his side, he will save the day, steal the kiss and get his happy ending.)
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All of the King's Horses by shushu_yaoi_lj for TheWholeLemon
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
23 Feb 2024
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I remember the way he felt against my lips, that night when he set the woods on fire. I can still recall the way he tasted. The way I held him under the stars. The smell of smoke and the crackling sound of the fire behind us. The way nothing else mattered, only the feeling of Baz in my arms, of his mouth on mine.
He shivers, and I snap out of my reverie.
“It’s cold,” I say gruffly. “You take the bed.”
“I’m not letting you sleep on the floor, Snow,” he replies, like he always does. -
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Breaking curfew's a bad idea. Especially tonight. Simon's got no choice- if he doesn't get his affairs in order, he's going to be in big trouble with the Coven. One quick walk in the dark can't hurt, can it? Except when it does. Except when the dark comes for him, and all he can hope for is the help of a stranger as tired as he is.
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Sugar, We're Going Down Swingin by PrettyGoodOdds
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
09 Feb 2024
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Baz's dreams come true when his crush Simon Snow is traded to his hockey team. Or is it a living nightmare?
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Three years ago, Natasha Pitch ruled in favour of Nicodemus Petty having his fangs pulled, his wand snapped, and his name struck from the book, forever ostracising him from the World of Mages.
Now she awakes in her home, having survived the flames that consumed her as she killed the vampires who attacked Watford, her blood burning and her teeth sharp.
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Saving Simon Snow by Aristocratic_Otter
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
04 Feb 2024
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What if Simon had never gone to Baz's gothic manor over the Christmas holidays? What if the war between the old families and the Mage started while Simon confronted the Mage in the White Chapel?
The Mage is dead. The Humdrum defeated. The old families have control of Watford and the Coven. And nobody will tell Baz where Simon Snow is.
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A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes 2: Electric Boogaloo by nonsensicalollie
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
27 Jan 2024
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Here we go again...
The Humdrum has been defeated, the Mage conquered, and Simon... won't stop fighting with his boyfriend.
Penelope can't take another argument over misplaced dishes, especially when Baz doesn't live in their fucking flat. She thinks she has a pretty fool-proof solution, and past studies show a 100% success rate, but Shep seems to think casting her eighth year spell on them again is "immoral", "probably illegal," and "definitely going to go wrong."
How insulting. Maybe she should do it just to prove him wrong.
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in which Penny most certainly did not learn her lesson last time and has decided that her spell is basically a snowbaz get-along shirt
i can't see a flaw in this logic
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- Part 3 of ADIAWYHM & Co.
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Undredal is a charming village. Nestled among the remote fjordlands of Norway, surrounded by steep cliffs and glassy water, it’s like something out of a fairytale. (One could even call it magical.)
But Undredal has been harbouring a big secret—and it’s not the amazing goat cheese.
Baz Pitch doesn’t know it, but he’s about to find out what it is.
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An AU where Ebb got to Simon before the Mage could and ran off to Norway. The World of Mages was never the same.
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under pressure by messofthejess for BasicBathsheba
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
15 Jan 2024
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So what do you do after you become a terrible boyfriend to your not-so-evil roommate?
Simple. You save the world. And maybe yourself. All set to some pretty great music, of course.
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- Part 3 of rebel rebel, Simon Simon