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    Crowley wasn’t much for sobriety. She thought it was a bit of a silly thing, a bit tedious to deal with when you were out and about. How were you supposed to let loose in any situation without alcohol running through your veins? She wouldn’t know, since she was always either completely intoxicated, or running on caffeine to the point where numbers were colours and people talked like Muppets.

    Unfortunately, during the raising of the antichrist, Aziraphale had convinced her to put away any alcohol that she might find herself reaching for during her shifts in the estate. Albeit reluctantly. Tonight however, the angel had pulled a bottle of whiskey from his cabinet in the garden shed and poured two glasses for them. He could tell she needed it.

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    During the raising of the antichrist, Crowley and Aziraphale get into all sorts of trouble, be it from Hell, Heaven, or simply hiding their feelings from each other- and the rest of the estate.

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    Aziraphale smiled softly and reached over, gently cupping Crowley’s chin in his palm. Crowley’s uncovered eyes widened in surprise.

     

    ”You’re so beautiful.”

     

    Just a normal day at the bookshop, nothing to see here

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    When Crowley asks for help and announces that he has kids, Aziraphale is caught completely off guard. Although upset about the idea of Crowley having a secret lover, he agrees to help.

    It turns out that there’s multiple meanings to the word “kids”.

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    When Aziraphale and Crowley are caught in an unexpected blizzard, they take shelter in an abandoned cabin. They’re both badly chilled and need to warm up, but doing so brings certain repressed feelings to light.

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    “That’s it,” Crowley growled, taking large, bold strides toward the yellow Bentley in front of him, leaving the poor cherub blankly standing behind, ostensibly stunned.

    “What’s what?” Aziraphale asked, hoping he didn’t mean that he’d drive off without him. Surely Crowley wouldn’t be that petty.

    “I’m not talking to you for the rest of the day,” Crowley whispered matter-of-factly, hissing each sibilant as he punctuated his sentence by theatrically swinging open the car door.

    Aziraphale makes the Bentley yellow. Furious, Crowley resorts to giving him the silent treatment. Of course, he misses the angel too much, and can’t help bombarding him with voicemails while locked in their bedroom.

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    “I’d like to try getting drunk,” Aziraphale stated matter-of-factly after theatrically clearing his throat, punctuating his sentence with a swallow as his Adam’s apple bobbed up and down.

    Immediately, Crowley choked on his saliva, his wet coughs soon turning into a poorly-concealed snigger, staring at the stone-faced cherub in amusement.

    “You what?” he asked incredulously, almost scoffing as bewilderment gleamed in his widened eyes.

    Aziraphale wants to experience getting drunk for the first time. Crowley helps him do exactly that. Of course, they both end up absolutely hammered, and Aziraphale can’t stop gushing over his husband. [Slight AU where they’re married and only Crowley has tried alcohol]
    Just renamed!

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    After panicking and losing his nerve trying to ask out Aziraphale, the co-worker Crowley has an enormous crush on, he tells a little white lie that ends up completely spiralling out of control since he can't seem to stop digging himself into a deeper and deeper hole. Now he's obtained plans to help him break into a school, inadvertently funded the purchase of explosives, and, knowing his luck, the fake blood will end up permanently staining the tiles. Who knows though, maybe in the end, it'll all turn out to be worth it.

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    Азирафаэль чувствует, что Кроули кого-то любит, даже если не знает кого. Естественно, он поступает так, как поступил бы любой хороший друг, и без устали поддразнивает Кроули по этому поводу.

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    “Mm,” Erosia cocked her head to the side in feigned contemplation, lustrous blonde curls bouncing on her shoulders as she wiggled her eyebrows teasingly. “Only if you tell me who you’re so obviously pining for.”

    “Yeah, okay,” Crowley gave an automatic response, body already half-turned to face his desk before he processed what she’d just said. The muscles on his face reflexively tensed up, the demon’s cool facade immediately crumbling. “Wait, what?”

    Slowly, Erosia traced the edges of the office partition between them as if she were caressing it, before her hazel eyes met Crowley’s golden yellow ones. “I can sense it, someone’s got a crussssh,” she ended the sentence emphatically, sneaking in a cheeky wink at the other demon.

    A former angel of love, now self-proclaimed demon of lust, secretly casts a love spell on Aziraphale, obviously frustrated at Crowley’s rather pathetic pining. As a result, Aziraphale can’t stop obsessing over him, getting the demon very flustered, and determined to fix this.

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    In the aftermath of the Jimbriel incident, Crowley now finds himself moving into the bookshop at Aziraphale’s request and quickly makes himself at home despite his apparent hesitation. Things between the two of them had never been better. However the demon was having an increasingly harder time hiding his feelings for the angel the more quality time they spend together. And a certain coffee shop owner is getting quite frustrated watching the two continuing to avoid the elephant in the room. Crowley begrudgingly continues to deny the fact that Aziraphale could ever feel the same, that is until he comes across a very intriguing book on the angel’s desk…

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are out for a stroll when they notice they are alone. Aziraphale gets some ideas and Crowley is just there for the ride

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    He didn't think a single thing about it in the 10, 20 minutes that passed since Aziraphale had left.

    He didn't think a damn thing of it until he heard a soft voice from behind him, a strange mix of curiosity, hesitancy, and concern all at once;

    "Crowley?"

    Suddenly, the fact that his angel's favorite pillow was almost directly next to his clicked into place, so Aziraphale would've looked for his book around that area first, and-

    He turned around faster than should've been possible and almost crumpled to the ground when he realized what his dominant was holding.

    A black adult pacifier, bold white lettering spelling 'angel' on the face.
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    Or; Crowley experiments with a specific, slightly embarrassing, stim toy, and despite finding he enjoys using it, hides it from Aziraphale. It can't stay that way forever, though.

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    Unofficial Flufftober Prompts Day 8 - Alternative Prompt: "Holding Hands"

    After a meal at the Ritz, a stubborn Crowley refuses to put on a warm coat as he and Aziraphale head back to the bookshop in the freezing cold. But what is this? It's Aziraphale's warm hand just inches away from his. He could get some of Aziraphale's warmth for himself, but would Aziraphale ever even want to touch a demon?

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    A post-S2 fic that begins with a very sad Crowley and a conflicted Aziraphale and a surprisingly not-awful Jesus.
    It's all building toward our boys reconciling, because like everyone else, my heart is broken and I need to pick up the pieces somehow.
    And they might try to like save the world again, too.

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    'That was when Aziraphale collapsed. His knees hit the floor with a thud and he looked around as though a mortal man shown the divine. He was silent for so long that Crowley started to fidget.'

    After catching Crowley surreptitiously examining the walls of his shop for what must be the hundredth time, Aziraphale forces the demon to confess he's lost something that he had hidden there for the angel.

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    Crowley always enjoyed Halloween. Aziraphale has not, but perhaps he'd always misjudged the holiday, and his demon.

    Just some angst and fluff and lots of blushing amongst halloween shenanigans, and Aziraphale making up for being a judgey pansy by getting his 'costume' sorted...

    Also Crowley being good with kids.

    Rating for some minor flirtation and slightly suggestive body/clothing descriptions.

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    “Say… How about we give dancing a try? After all, that’s one of the most important things about a masquerade, is it not?”
    Aziraphale tilts his head a bit, towards the direction of the dancers. His smile falters slightly when he hears what Crowley says next.

    “I don’t do dancing, Angel. You know that.”
    Crowley speaks with slight… almost annoyance, very obviously against the idea. Though, Aziraphale hasn’t given up quite yet.

    “Now, now. That simply won’t do. Let’s go have some fun together, shall we?”
    Aziraphale stands up, taking Crowley’s hand in his own as he begins walking in the direction of the dancefloor.

    A defeated sigh is heard coming from Crowley, and he’s forced to abandon his nearly finished glass of wine on the table.

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    Shax wants to know if Aziraphale and Crowley are together. Aziraphale locks himself out of the bookshop, providing a strange opportunity.

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    No specific time frame for this story, just a bit of fluff for the favourite duo and some highlighting of silliness on a demon's part.

    Contains hints towards sexual content, but nothing actually happens in this department (sorry or not sorry, depending on your preferences).

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    It’s in that moment Crowley realises, that while he may have more personal experience with this kind of thing, Aziraphale had read, had observed, so much more over the millennia that he’d gained a deep understanding of the finer mechanics of sex. He truly knew what it meant to want, to desire.

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    After millennia of entertaining dirty thoughts whilst watching Aziraphale eat, Crowley has developed an embarrassing kink.

    Aziraphale is happy to act it out in bed.

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