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    No one had seen Angel Dust in the last few days, and Charlie was getting worried. Husk finds him in his room, deep in his vices, and makes him a sandwich.

    It was the best goddamn sandwich Angel had ever had in his life.

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    When Astarion moves to Waterdeep in hopes of persuing a career in law, he stumbles upon a quaint little bookshop.

    Elminster’s Library is cosy and warm, stacked high with books and nicknacks, and Astarion feels instantly at ease when he steps over the threshold.

    Soon he befriends the handsome shopkeeper, and Astarion realises there might be more to life than work.

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    Lucifer kept his tail after his fight against Adam and shenanigans happen
    mostly smut without plot and a bit of angst bc it's in my pseud what did you expect lmao

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    This fic will have a prompt twin! ( a prompt I shared in a server caught the focus of another writer...) So reader! You will get TWO cakes!!!

    An early morning kitchen visit turns into a surprise for Harry. It seemed a wizard and his pup were caught amid a horrible rainstorm! Two sets of begging eyes prove too much, and Harry lets the pair inside to dry off. After all, what kind of killer carries around a purse puppy? Even if the stranger has an odd air about him and keeps switching between emotionless and sweet...

    He taught Harry how to cook! That means he has to be a good guy! ... Right? (Spoiler, Harry, no it does not.)

    (HEY RE-CHECK THE TAGS AND WARNINGS!!!) I update them every few chapters! (I write as I go/don't plan long term)

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    Минхо всего двадцать два, когда он внезапно встречает мужчину своей мечты и влюбляется. Его жизнь только начинается, он начал работать, встречаться с Крисом, но что, если мужчина его мечты вдруг окажется его суровым начальником, и всё его существование перевернётся с ног на голову?

    Или: офис ау, комедия, много любви и неловкости.

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    collection of courtier headcanons. updates are inconsistent.

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    The old man is easier to find than Hirokuni thought. His restaurant was in the station-front shopping arcade, so he had lots of good, concerned neighbors, and they remember Kai. Hirokuni emphasizes that he doesn't want to invade the old man's privacy—he's not asking for his address or anything like that—he just wants to let him know he can get in touch. He hands out his phone number and email on cards he printed up, figuring that's the best way to reach old people.
    This kind of appeal to complete strangers is embarrassing, but in just a couple weeks he gets a terse email from Koji, the guy's son, asking why Hirokuni wants to bother his dad.

    Kai and Hirokuni visit Kenji in his new home.

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    After years of dodging social interactions, Astarion decides to go out of his comfort zone and play a game of Dungeons and Dragons at the insistence of his fiancé, Cazador. When he meets the game’s charismatic, mysterious Dungeon Master, something inside him stirs—something he didn’t expect.

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    KINK FIC, mind the tags

    when ron starts to turn into something he doesn't want to be, hermione is ready to help him in any way she can.

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    Behind his dimpled smile and sugary eyes lies a past of hardships. Zee lives aimlessly, hopping from job to job, unable to keep stable employment. But when he is invited to take a position at the prestigious Haven Hotel, Zee’s life changes from a lethargic wafting gale to a tempest of passion, mystery, and blood. Zee learns that he must walk a tightrope blindfolded, navigating the search for a new heart and the mysterious secrets that follow like a dark shadow. And the only one able to guide him is the young man who seems to hate him. However, along the way, the two men discover that perhaps, there is a hunger they both feel towards one another. But the question is… hunger for what?

    Sit back, grab a snack, and follow Zee’s rediscovery of his heart and his journey of self-acceptance.

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    In a world where Ace isn’t killed, he adventures to Alabasta once again after not stepping foot in the place for years. He encounters Princess Vivi, but things between them are a bit…different.

    Rated 16+ for mild/brief suggestive content.

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    There’s a small diner in the heart of Seoul, hidden behind skyscrapers and busy streets. It was known to few as the Moonlight Diner, a place for weary hearts to find comfort in good food and quiet company.

     

    The owner of this diner was Min Yoongi, genius producer by day and chef by night– a man of few words but clearly many passions. Even though he only has a handful of regular customers, he was content with his life.

     

    It was 4:37am on a rainy Tuesday night when a familiar figure stumbled into the diner with a soft smile. It was Jimin, a regular customer of the Moonlight Diner. His silhouette illuminated by the soft flow of the neon sign outside, Jimin stood there with a shy smile, clothes drenched and hair wet.

    “Hi, hyung. Sorry I’m late.”

     

    (Or, Yoongi runs a lil restaurant and falls in love with a certain customer called Park Jimin along the way.)

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    Dean didn’t address the situation for over two years—he assumed the hunger would have dissipated by then. He’d been starving his entire life for God’s sake, you’d think he’d be used to it. And sure, Lisa and Ben had taken his mind off… things. But as soon as he was back on the road, the famine returned.

    It was the same sort of hunger that festered for your deepest inclinations. The kind Sam must’ve felt for blood.

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    Trickling from his throat, terror sounds the same as desire. In the following months, Kabru has gotten pretty good at telling the difference.

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    During their 20 adventurous years apart the BroZone brothers aren’t as forgetful of each other as they seem to think. They also try to rescue baby Branch. They try really hard.

    A collection of short stories that take place before and after Band Together.

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    Hunter’s panic is tinged with incredulity because, well, it’s water.

    It’s not boiling or acidic or contaminated with slime. This is normal, harmless, human realm water.

     

    Or: With the apocalypse averted (more or less) and nothing to do but heal, Hunter struggles with a shiny new phobia. Among other things.

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    Whether it's cake, ice cream, quiche, or something else, Alex and Henry taste a lot of things as they fall in love.

    T Rating because one drabble features the characters drunk

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    In which the moon is green, the world is Twisted Wonderland, and you will become the first person to land on the moon if it means you can blow it up.

    (Or: isekai is apparently real and very, very lonely. You manage.)

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    “Minho," Chan says, serious. "You’re absolutely sure about this?”

    Minho rolls his eyes. “God, it’s almost like you don’t want to marry a complete stranger. Are you sure?”

    He has to be sure, doesn’t he? This is his life, too.

    Chan nods, the movement gaining confidence as he goes. “Yes.”

    “Then let’s go get married.”

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    "Or what?"

    Techno laughs.

    "Or I'll carry your scrawny behind downstairs my dang self," he says.

    I believe him.

    "God. Fine, Techno."

    a short one shot about the struggles of healing and the struggles of watching someone heal.<\em>

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