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    I know exterminators are expected to take care of insects, but isn't it supposed to be in killing, not in sex?

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    Ben no longer had a chorus of people validating everything he did—everything Master Luke told him to do.

    Master Luke.

    He hated that he still tripped up and called him that in the privacy of his own mind. While his uncle continued to be Master of Lucifer’s Order, he wasn’t Ben’s master anymore. He’d broken free from the cult he was raised in eighteen months ago.

    (Or: Having escaped the satanic cult he grew up in, Ben's life is safe and dull. Or it was safe and dull until he met Rey.)

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    The book is quite thick, and one can tell that there are alternating pages of one language, and Teyvatian. Most likely the original text and the translation. It has a leather cover, but seems to have some sort of elemental protection around it. It looks as though it's only been there for a few years, when it's clearly been there for a few decades (at least). There are some warped spots from water touching it, though it must have happened early on, as the ink had not run off the page. The first page is unreadable, with many harsh lines and scratches. It's in a different language with a few Teyvatian words appearing throughout. Next to it is much cleaner and easier to read, and is quite clearly the translation. Each page seems to start the same.
    Dear Aether,

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    Toss Boy has a new friend, and he likes the water as much as TB does.

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    Three days after visiting the bookshop, Raphael sends a package.

    CW for references to panic attacks and a brief mention of infant abandonment.


    “It says the package contains a list of Principality of the Month Awards, ei—oh, good Lord. Eighty-four Principality of the Month certificates—”

    Crowley snickered.

    “Thirty-six Principality of the Month Award catalogues—”

    “How long do you think they’ve been giving Principality of the Month Awards?” Crowley asked.

    “I have no idea. And—oh, this can’t be right.” Aziraphale furrowed his brow as he studied the paper. “One hundred and sixteen medals of commendation?”

    He held the paper up for Crowley to look at. The demon let out a low whistle. “Good luck fitting all that on a uniform.” He looked around at the shop. “Think you have room for a big enough display case?”

    Aziraphale rolled his eyes. “Honestly,” he muttered.

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    There is a creature in the middle of the woods that cries for its mother; a faery bound to a tree in a clearing.

    There is a man who can see beyond glamour and beyond lie.

    There is a prophecy of a boy with hair like moss and a prince with a crown of horns and the time is running low.

    This ends one way or another and the man that wanders the woods is the one to decide.

     

    This work is finished. Updates every Friday.

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    Some questions were bound to be asked eventually. It shouldn't be that surprising that Warlock eventually grew curious about his guardians' wings. Which of course gives Crowley some ideas.

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    Science marches on as magic and science mix in the most dangerous way.

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    Six thousand years is a long time to pine for someone. Two thousand years is a long time to have sex with someone. Seven hundred years is a long time to be friends with someone. Eternity is a long time to love someone. It's worth the wait.
    Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages, as we've seen them - and some years we haven't - having lots and lots of emotionally fraught sex. Following from Rome to post-canon in 177K words.

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    Linette definitely didn't want to summon a demon, and Crowley definitely didn't want to be summoned. Nevertheless, that's what happened. Blame Linette's uncle, who is Not A Good Person.

    Other significant players include a potted fern, a bucket of holy water, and a concerned Aziraphale.

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    Every year, the White Fang has a Congress of delegates from all chapters to determine their objectives, policies, and methods. Far from being a simple formality, the Congress ends up being the manifestation of the White Fang's deeply rich inner political arena, wherein groups of different tendencies fight to achieve representation, policy wins, or leadership of the entire organization.

    For the last five years, Ghira Belladonna's reformist faction has held on to most of the seats, but time has not been kind to his methods, and Sienna Khan's faction is quickly gaining supporters. However, everything comes down to the two week long Congress which elects the leadership and decides on all resolutions proposed.

    An in-depth look at a more intelligent and coherent White Fang, since the writers decided to make them into glorified anarchists at best and terrorists at worse. Some dense political theories here, but I'm sure you can read it!

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    The tail is fully penned to the mass of the tale.

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    In the outskirts of N’Hal, the city surrounding the N’Hal hall — the first location in the Space that was created — there rests a calm, intimate commune of lovers. They rejected the concept of soulmates, and chose to love one another in an intricate system of relationships. They were not destined for each other; instead they fell in love on purpose, believing that, while soulmates may be important to others, getting to know someone and falling in love in a way that breaks destiny is a more elegant story.

    It was Alto Zova who first introduced the idea of procreating to the others.

    The result of this unrivaled amalgam was Keeg Bovo.

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    A Negative Spirit worldbuilding/backstory fic told in snippets of Negative Spirit literature interspersed with lore explanation and introspection on behalf of Keeg. Literally no one asked for this but I wrote it anyway.

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    When PJO fanboy and fanfic sporker, Peter Johnson, finds himself at Camp Half-Blood, he’s thrilled until he realizes that he’s stuck in a bad fanfic with a Mary Sue called Andromeda Sunshine. When Andi Sunshine finds a boy who swears in her face and claims he wants nothing to do with her, she recognizes it as a cry for help and commits herself to becoming Peter’s bestest “friend”. Will Peter be able to resist Andi’s sueish wiles, complete the Titan’s Curse quest, and get home? Or will Andi breeze through all her problems, drive Peter insane, and make him her newest “friend”?

    All bets are off in this strange meta fic from the past.

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    It is approximately the time when, in the old days, Aziraphale would have reluctantly ended the evening. It’s getting rather late, don’t you think? he'd have said. And I do have quite the pile of work to get on with, I really do… I’ve no doubt you do too.

    And Crowley would nod once, face momentarily twisting, expression phasing through a quick series of emotions — disappointment, melancholy, resignation — and then he’d sigh, clear his throat, and say, “Guess I’ll be going.”

    That is what Aziraphale would have done, back in the old days. It is a long-practiced routine, each of them painfully, painstakingly familiar with their role and their lines.

    But now, Crowley sleeps in Aziraphale’s lap. And Aziraphale has no need to avoid looking at the clock, because the lateness (or earliness) of the hour holds no threat.

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    Tommy goes on his first real hero patrol as a mysterious shipment comes into the Brighton.

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    Zhongli has spent six thousand years as an alpha protecting Liyue, being the picture perfect example of what it means to defend his home. Is it really that wrong that now, retired and assured he has people who care for him, who adore him as he adores them, he'd like to build something for himself?

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    Gladiator Gideon Nav is summoned after her victory by patrician Senator (and childhood rival) Harrowhark Nonagesimus. Kink meme fill: "heads, you top; tails, I bottom."

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    On the dawn of the 25th of January 1536, after a particularly nasty fall from his horse during a joust, Henry VIII, King of England, breathes his last. So starts the tumultuous rise and reign of Mary, the first of her name, Queen of England.

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    She'd been invisible all her life. This was what it meant to be seen.

    Or, what happens to Alina when her dream comes true?

    (and how the heck is Nina getting out of this mess?)

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