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    This is my first work so enjoy. Basically, the plot comes from a generator. I post once every few days.

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    Welcome to my second multi-chapter Yandere prompts piece! This was a celebratory thing for reaching 1,500 followers on my Tumblr! These prompts and requests are already capped at 50, so just strap in and enjoy some good fucking Yandere content BOYES
    EDIT: I have added 5 chapters to this piece that are for my own self-indulgence!
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    9. "You can at least pretend to love me.”
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    I, EwNasty, do not give my permission for my work to be posted or hosted on any third-party website or app.

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    One universe reset was all it took to change the paths of twisted men. Twisted men who killed for pleasure, selfish gain, benefit, or simply for revenge. Men whose morals didn’t depend on societal standards, but depended on their own twisted desires. But these men all had their pasts stripped of them, and all were reborn anew, given another chance by fate to redeem themselves.
    A priest, a former president, a schizophrenic, a dinosaur, a serial killer, a beetle enthusiast, an aztec god, and a vampire, all fated to meet each other because one had a change of heart.
    Fate.. It’s a silly thing, really. But, everything happens for a reason.

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    The villains don't seem to be so cruel anymore, in this universe. They might be... normal people, even. Maybe friends.

    Bad Guy Day is a fairly recent band, but it's music seems to have spread like a plague. Now, they are on their first world tour, promoting their new album. With teasing, ignoring the staff rules and way too many dick jokes, they make their way into the fame world, ignoring any limits that might stop them.

    They make it work, none the less.

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    Dio "DIO" Brando is stuck in a trap of his own making and is forced to relive his various feuds with the Joestars. Whether or not it ends in amends remains to be seen.

    Or, Dio gets a redemption arc and hates every second of it.

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    Dio had always been after three things; money, power, and glory. When he meets the insanely wealthy and sweetly naive Jonathan, he believes that he is close to achieving his ambition. Until the birth of his unwanted son.

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    So basically a universe where everyone lives in a crazy bizarre world and just knows each other.
    I wrote this honestly to relieve some stress and because I wanted something fun and not serious at all
    Plus a work with Jolyne as the crackhead she is
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    It starts with Jolyne's every day routine from waking up to going to school to giving her father eventual heart attacks.

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    Story 14 of the Newborn Saga, also called the Spirit World Arc. Nolan York, now a member of the Spirit KND, must work with new comrades in the afterlife to protect the Tower of Babel from Umbra Witch, Bayonetta, and a mysterious man who plan to use Babel's power for a heinous plan that threatens the Mortal World. But as Nolan is still new to this duty, he struggles with mastering his spiritual powers. (Main story ends at Chapter 21, other chapters are Post-Soul.)

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    (注意:本文为Under the ocean surface的中文译版,原文请点击下方链接)

    内容预警:焦虑,心理操纵,情感/心理虐待,斯德哥尔摩综合症,利马综合症,法尼·瓦伦泰是个人渣,裸露色情元素,性紧张,虚构平行宇宙,不健康关系,JOJO的奇妙冒险第七部:飙马野郎内容剧透,未经双方许可发生关系,偏离史实,主从关系,虐待,kink/BDSM,营养不良,睡眠剥夺,扭曲及膨胀的情感,肛交,拳交, 尾交,昆虫叮咬性癖,感知超负荷。

     

    假如迪亚哥·布兰度没有背叛法尼·瓦伦泰总统,而乔尼·乔斯达输掉了他人生中最重要的一战;又假如,迪亚哥得到了一个曼哈顿以外的新目标:将乔尼变成他的所有物。

     

    原作者:JuhosPemmifer
    译者:时暖
    校对:梁雀姝

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    Set after the first fic in the series.
    (all characters are 18+ unless mentioned otherwise)
    (also, lots of personal headcanons for a lot of characters)

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    5/?
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    Valentine did not consider himself a violent man, but even the most gentlemanly folk had to let off steam. His peers hounded the ropes of boxing matches, screaming for blood and throwing money to gamble. It was distasteful to him, but only because the same men would never climb into the ring themselves.

    Valentine desperately wanted to climb into the ring.

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    法尼乘胜追击:“但有一件事是我可以为您做的,乔尼先生。”他庄严地用手指着心脏,允诺道,“我可以为你更换杰洛!我会去平行时空穿梭,为您寻找一个不喜欢小熊妹妹的杰洛·凯撒·齐贝林。”

    “不喜欢小熊妹妹?”乔尼心动了。

    “全心全意,只爱乔斯达先生一个。”法尼慷慨地加价。

    “你的秘密安全了。”乔尼用茶杯敲敲桌角,法尼微笑了,知道这是成交的意思。

    *127混部,乔西乔/迪乔/铁瘫/DHP

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    Just one of the many fics where all the major jojo villians live together, featuring:

    A dinosaur
    A pink tulip and his right hand man
    hand fetish disaster
    A priest
    Two men that were better left dead
    Pillars
    Gappy part 1
    A gay vampire and his subordinates
    Gappy part 2
    And on occasion, a disastrous group of assassins.

    I have an ungodly update schedule, meaning I update when I'm not too lazy or depressed and my actual schedule was determined by me tossing a dart at a calender while blindfolded. God? There is no God. He's dead. I killed him with the dart.

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    *龙生圣人遗体脑袋的故事 剖腹产 大概
    *是个r18g 有一句人外和一句DJD提及
    *曼哈顿之战还没读懂,设定和原著不符都是我的二设

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    A world for in which, Johnny and Gyro meet again.

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    2/?
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    Peek into the life of everyone's favorite family, their friends and enemies as they all try to co-exist in the same neighborhood! Enjoy a series of stories about the bizarre lives of the amazing Joestars!

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    38/?
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    What if Diego Brando didn't turn against the President Funny Valentine, and Johnny Joestar lost the most important fight in his life.

    And what if instead of Manhattan Diego got one more task to do. The task of making Johnny his.

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    Jonathan makes a discord server and shit gets out of hand cause it's jojo ... Everyone is always horny and feral, nothing makes sense, and Fugo wants to throw hands with everyone
    featuring idiot boomer dio and chaotic mista

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    Diego and Hot Pants seek a relic of immortality known as la Màscara de Piedra and the saint’s corpse as they plot to end/recreate The World. They travel through the United States, Mexico, England, and then to the East on a bizarre adventure in pursuit of their plan to create The New World. They desire to right the injustices of their lives and escape the chains of fate while exacting retribution against the current World.

    Originally started as a naked huddling for warmth one off but then it evolved into exploring their dark desires which then led to an actual story (and not just me making them have all kinds of sex, though they continue to have all kinds of sex, huhu).

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