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“It is unangelic to act the way humans do, Aziraphale. Did the Lord not craft you to be an angel?"
When coming back from a meeting in Hell, Crowley runs into Aziraphale, who is returning from a respective meeting with Heaven. However, the demon soon realizes that something is very, very wrong, as Aziraphale is acting less like an ethereal being, and more like an innocent child whose parent had screamed in their face for no reason at all.
(A short, approx. 4-chapter story on the influences of religious trauma, likely to be updated sporadically.)Series
- Part 12 of Ineffable Multi-Chapters
- Part 41 of Tristen's Good Omens Fics
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You’ve Got Mail by SouthDrarryReturned
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale and Crowley are hereditary enemies, rival book shop owners engaged in corporate warfare. They are also pen pals that are perfect for one another. They don’t know about that bit though.
A.K.A the Good Omen’s remake of the classic romcom You’ve Got Mail that no one asked for.
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coincidences and cosmic signs by theivytree
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Mar 2024
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Everyone in Aziraphale's life was shocked when he decided to attend Nightingale University in the United States. Aziraphale, on the other hand, is excited to get out of his parents' home and find a new life away from his family. Everything seems to get even better when he meets his roommate, Anthony J. Crowley.
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Fell(in) Love by jaynygaard
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Mar 2024
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— …вот как понять, что ты влюбился?
Королёв чувствовал тяжесть на своём плече и осознал именно в тот момент, что он, судя по всему, втюрился. Просто отказывался себе в этом признаться.
— Наверное… ты просто это осознаёшь? — пробормотал Королёв, — Как лампочка над головой. «Пуф», и всё.
[русреал ау, где Кроули - Антон Королёв, который готов сделать всё, чтобы перевестись на факультет астрономии, а Азирафаэль — Серёжа Феллин, в которого Королёв так невовремя влюбился]
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Buried Treasure by IneffableToreshi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale Fell and his small team are working hard to uncover a mystery that has been discovered deep in the desert in a region with no known history of habitation...
...and they are having very little luck coming up with anything other than stone brick upon stone brick.But as their sponsorships are dwindling and Aziraphale's hopes for the project are beginning to well and truly die, he literally falls right into the site's secret, and discovers something much, much more important than he could have ever imagined.
***UPDATES MONDAYS***
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Alright Campers! (The Kids Aren't Alright) by CrookedWings
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Mar 2024
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Crowley returns to camp for another summer of enjoying the fun as a camp counselor when he notices there's a bunch of new names on the roster! Perhaps a camp merge will not only bring new faces but new friends and perhaps? A easily flustered blonde who may be the one he's been looking for all these years? Maybe! Anything can happen at Camp Half-Crest! And oh boy, a lot has.
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Forgive Me by LadyShwoopdie
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Mar 2024
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Gabriel has always despised Crowley's existence. From tempting Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, to helping that loaf Aziraphale thwart the apocalypse... The archangel has had enough of the demon's insistent meddling.
He couldn't make Crowley face retribution 6,000 years ago, but times were different. He had a plan.
And that plan involved you.
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When they were kids, the people in their neighbourhood and at school only ever referred to them as “those two”.
They were an item, the best or friends. A group, just the two of them. A constant, never to be separated. But sometimes reality can be cruel. -
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Anthony Crowley has been training his whole life to be a place guard. Only it doesn’t turn out as exciting as he’d hoped. But when meets the prince his job becomes a lot less dull. Crowley dedicates himself to protecting the prince. His effort doesn’t go unnoticed by prince Aziraphale.
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Unforgiven by TerrorandChaos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Mar 2024
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Gabriel loved Aziraphale. Aziraphale loves Crowley. Gabriel takes revenge.
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The dawn of my midnight by Riki_Holds
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Feb 2024
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Aziraphale, the owner of a bookstore in Soho, is very happy with life at the age of 48. He has a steady business, an apartment, and plans to retire quietly alone in a few years.
But as they say, when we make plans, God laughs.
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Memories - AngelStork by thewitchofhell
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Feb 2024
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Michael, an archangel with an infallible memory, faces internal conflicts during her hundred-day journey on Earth, having volunteered to undertake it in place of the supreme archangel who refused to continue. Amidst confusion and conflicts with her siblings, especially Gabriel, she shares moments of relief with Shax. In her journey filled with uncertainties, Michael finds an unexpected source of inner peace in the demon whose name she hesitates to mention.
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Centaurium tenuiflorum by Mooniesto
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Feb 2024
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Resorts and Hotels had never been on Aziraphale's lists of interests, but the job paid the bills and fueled his expensive hobbies, so he couldn't complain. It might have even been bearable, if the aggravated "Whot?" on the other end of the line didn't sound so damn familiar. Just like that, he was stuck in a long-term project with a certain someone he really hadn't planned on seeing again, and the feeling seemed to be mutual.
Crowley liked his plants, his job, nature and its little disgusting quirks. What he really didn't like was people. This dislike could be applied to most, but was especially true for Gabriel Morningstar and Aziraphale East, for very different reasons. Which didn't mean he would pass up the opportunity of a lifetime: Taking care of a one-of-a-kind piece of natural beauty around Eden's Cove, even if he had to deal with both of them to do it.
One fateful night, love for nature and hatred for Gabriel goes far enough to turn to crime.
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Something Along the Lines of 'Love' by LvndrLemonade
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Feb 2024
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Crowley has been tasked with creating the universe.
Usually quite creative, he finds himself stuck and pulling a blank, at threat of losing the entire project if he has nothing to show the archangels in a few weeks.
That is until a momentary chance encounter with a *certain* angel leaves him feeling something that they haven't quite found the words to describe yet, and he realizes that he wants to build the whole universe off that feeling: he just needs to find the word...
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The notorious Candy Heart Killer strikes again! Who could it be? And is Detective Fell in danger?
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Little Chloe Riding Hood by Blueberry_Bubbles0
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Little Red Riding Hood (Fairy Tale)
11 Feb 2024
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Little Chloe Bourgeois, a girl with golden hair, blue eyes and a bright red cape.
One day, she is sent to the town bakery to fetch some baked goods and bring them home. Having been warned by her mother to stay on the path and stray too far into the woods around, Chloe is intent on following her instructions to make sure she doesn’t worry.
However something lurks within those woods and is just as intent on luring Little Chloe off and eating her.
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All those Christian camps and it only made him gay by FluffFactory (averywiseanimatedcat)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Feb 2024
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Aziraphale Fell is a 17 year old closeted gay teenager from a religious family. He gets cornered into going to Revelations Christian summer camp with his friend Johnny. There he reunites with Crowley, an out non-binary worship band member. The two appear to be total opposites on the surface, but quickly discover they have more in common than they thought.
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But I Only Just Got You, You Can't Leave by Matsukitty
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Feb 2024
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"Well, I don’t really want to have sex with you,” he lied. God, he was lying straight though his teeth. He wanted nothing more than to be with this man, fuck, it had been so long since he’d felt anyone’s touch. But he knew himself and his anxieties; there was no way he was going to be able to go through with this.
Aziraphale smirked. God, the businessman both hated and loved how clearly this man was able to read him like a book. “Yeah, sure. Like you said, I can read you very easily, uh, Crowley, was it? You very clearly want to have sex with a man, and I’m honored I’m here to help you realize it.”
“I’d feel so dirty paying you to have sex with me.” Why the hell was he oversharing with a prostitute?
“What if you don’t have to pay me?”
Crowley is a closeted CEO, kept safe in his secret with his spouse, Muriel, an asexual/aromantic who is more than happy to cover for him from his homophobic father. But when Crowley meets a certain male prostitute, his life is turned upside down. Especially when that man is ripped from underneath him by a man desperate to turn Aziraphale into nothing more than a whore.
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Opposites Attract by Pal456
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Feb 2024
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The Eastgate family hated the Crowley family. Hated them so much, that their children were not to spend any time together. That never stopped Aziraphale and Crowley being drawn to one another time and time again even though their families would pull them apart. As years go by, Aziraphale tries to do right by his parents in order to take over the family business one day, but it seems like the Almighty might have a different, ineffable, plan that brings the two together every chance they get.