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    A Motherfucker should never have threatened the only troll that kept the rainbow intact. A motherfucker would have been thought to know better than to attack the glue that keeps half the Clade from rampaging over half the planet's surface and the other half from gleefully facilitating their FLARPing partner's survival(or demise, depending).

    A Motherfucker did not know better, but from the mistake of a stranger who doesn't deserve to be remembered, something painfully beautiful and soft and paler than starshine grows between a troll of the Messiahs and one grey-texted troll who cares too much.

    Or: Gamzee and Karkat fall stupid in pale after someone is dumb enough to threaten Karkat's family.

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    Karkat’s going to die in a limousine because he touched a bleeding clown named Gamzee. It’s stupid, it's arcanely bizarre, and it’s nobody’s fault but his own.

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    Dave and Karkat are sent on their first quest, the new adventure allowing them to get to know each other as never before. Through their journey and with their new deepening relationships; can they save the kingdom as their destiny requires?

    (I'm horrible at summaries sorry. Rated M for later Violence)

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    Karkat is the only reasonable one in his entire friend group and it is SO HARD

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    As holy avatar of the twin gods, Gamzee lives a pampered but lonely life imprisoned at the center of the highblood church. His lowblood servants fear and avoid him, and how can he blame them? He never knows when he'll lose himself to god-driven rage and wake with their blood on his hands.

    Then a new servant is pushed into his life, one with mutant blood the same bright red favored by the angry god. One Gamzee desperately wants not to hate him like all the rest.

    One who might change everything.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and two of your cagiest troll friends have just fled halfway across the continent to take shelter in your home. You are more than okay with this. You're determined to keep them safe and happy, no matter what you have to do. That's your responsibility as friendleader, right? (Unfortunately, keeping Karkat and Gamzee safe and alive is proving to be far more challenging than it should be.)

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    Sequel to "My Child".
    After escaping Alternia, Signless and company meet their Beforan alternates. In another timeline, Dirk must come to terms with his own flaws in order to help his new companion. What secrets will Signless discover about his alternate's past? Will Dirk be able to push past his own shitty personality? Read and find out.

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    Ashen Romance For Idiots: Twelve Tips & Tricks to Help Teen Trolls Survive To Adulthood

    auspisticism is key to social stability whenever trolls are forced to live in close proximity to one another, but when there’s only five of you, forming stable ashen triads is impossible. even if the aliens get involved. maybe especially if the aliens get involved. and don’t get me started on the ghosts!

    the world needs more messy meteorstuck blackromcoms, ok

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    These are ongoing oneshots with Homestuck themes, most likely not plot-centric, and with occasional musical recommendations.

    Including (these being the troll titles):
    Ch. 1 - The secondhand embarrassment involved in having your moirail read your pitch letters
    Ch. 2 - Successfully killing off your conditionally immortal Seer and being forced to rely on a snarky broad
    Ch. 3 & 4 - The mystery behind several scenes of gratuitous pale prophecy and a blatant self-insert-relationship (connection to You, Me, and Your Moirail)
    Ch. 5 - How two rather broken beings in a non quadrant-sanctioned relationship can find peace at the end of the universe

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    karkat has worked for where he is. he’s at the top of the top. of course “the top” may be fucking idiots, but it works in his favor, he’s in control.

     

    *****before you read this, this story has just as much abuse and mentions of eating disorders as it does plot, i like to make karkat go through a bunch of bullshit because i love him. please don’t trigger yourself, get help, you may think it’s under control but you reach a point where it doesn’t stop. get help, no matter your cw. i love you:)
    https://www.mentalhealth.gov/get-help/immediate-help

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    Gamzee went insane. Nepeta sacrificed herself for Equius’ safety. When the humans arrive, something is odd. There’s no angry, nubby horned troll to cuss them out.

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    An early memory you have of Gamzee Makara is the very first time you went to church with him. You had to be about ten because at the time your dad had no fucking clue all the shit that was happening in that hellhouse ran by a patriarch straight from Satan’s asshole. You so distinctly remember being at church together because you didn’t go with Gamzee. Sure, his body was there, you were definitely standing beside a ten year old Gamzee Makara body, but a body isn’t just a person. Beside you, as you sat straight back on a wood pew that had nothing for spinal support and listening to a sermon full of words you never have and never will understand, sat an empty husk of a best friend. He didn’t move, he didn’t speak, all he did was stare right ahead as his father screamed about wicked designs and mirthful machinations. Gamzee looked so nervous, you remember. Hands sinking into the suit pants you remember being his brother’s, you were forced into a dress despite the fact that you tried to refuse, but it was refuse or never see Gamzee again, and even at ten you knew that there was something about that threat you just couldn’t take.

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    Karkat's goal was always to be the first mutant threshcutioner, but he's alright being discovered by the Empress instead.

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    Homestuck AU where game never happened. Gamzee and the troll squad decide to go to Earth to join the first troll/human university. Plus they get to hang out with their human pals, fun! Except, the university won’t accept Gamzee unless he takes steps to get clean, aka off the sopor. Some things go not great for Gamzee, but then it gets better, then worse again.

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    It hurts.

    Every single fucking day hurts like a steamroller crushing over whatever microscopic pieces are left of your idiot fucking self worth as you smell and see and hear and taste the remnants if what was. You haven’t left your bed for shit except for class and basic necessities in nine fucking months. Dave dumped you two hundred seventy one days ago.

    Not that you’ve been keeping count. That would be cliche and completely ridiculous of you. You aren’t some girl in some romcom, despite the fact that you just got dumped by the love of your life-your fiance-your now ex-boyfriend of five wonderful fucking years. No, you’re just some stupid university student suffering through the existential dread of knowing nobody will ever love you like he did because you’re a shithead who doesn’t know how to not ruin things.

    You feel thirteen again, all self loathing and a depressive episode that has become more of a too long series than just an episode. It hurts. It hurts and you miss him.

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    This is the story of Eleven fucking idiots and their grouchy rebellion leader
    This is also the story of three freedom fighting celebrities and their super cool dude friend

    In other words, the Beforean Ancestors and the Alpha Guardians and how all their shit went down

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    Karkat and growing pains, both literal and metaphorical and those named Dave Strider and Gamzee Makara.

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    Sometimes you settle down for movie night and it's suddenly moirail cuddlepile night instead.

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    The sound of the waves crashing against the shore was usually all Eridan needed to be able to get to sleep, but there was something about tonight that wasn’t allowing him to sleep. He left the window open, listening to the now louder crashing of the waves and shut his eyes, as he listened he could have sworn he heard someone singing- too quiet to hear their words, too far off to properly hear them, but he swore he could hear someone singing amongst the waves.

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    A short fix it what if:
    What If Karkat found Gamzee before he found Lil' Cal and went all murdery? What if he saw support instead of being ignored?

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