14 Works in Gashlycrumb Tinies - Edward Gorey

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    For many years, the Gashleycrumb House in London served as one of the last orphanages in the United Kingdom. In recent times, children have died and disappeared due to many unexplained reasons as the staff moved to hush up any reports to continue to embezzle the government of social assistance funds. Unknown to all within the halls of the old manor home save its owner, the nimmib elder brother of the infamous Lestrange siblings serving Voldemort, many children were taken away to become slaves of the Death Eaters and other pureblood fanatics throughout Britain.

    Such could have gone on forever even with the destruction of Voldemort at the hands of his other-self Thérèse Peverell (the Thaumaturge)...save for the fact that the daughter of Sweet Valley's second-richest family had vacationed in Oxford the previous summer, meeting two of the Gashleycrumb orphans.

    Naturally, the current incarnation of the Living Nuclear Reaction gave those two girls a certain offer.

    They took it...

    ...and unleashed a large wing of the Unending League of Super-Soldiers on Britain!

    Watch what happens when the wider world finds out...!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,146
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    125
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    The death of the first child is tragic. The death of the seventh begins to seem like carelessness.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    574
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    549
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    Apologies to Gorey.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    214
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    71
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    The Gashlycrumbs—
    Those little ones—
    Died all so horribly,
    But such sad woes
    Befall not those
    Supplied with QRV.

    Or, 26 uses for the universal solvent that can save your life!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    746
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    80
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    A is for Angharad, who fell from a car
    B is for Battle, impaled on a bar

    With apologies to Edward Gorey.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    225
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    945
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    The Gashlycrumb Tinies, Hannibal-style.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    221
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    627
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    Sherlock characters find themselves in the world of Edward Gorey's Gashlycrumb Tinies -- even 221b Baker Street.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1490
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    Twenty-six drabbles on the Gashlycrumb Tinies.

    (Spoiler: it doesn't end well.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1468
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    Why is it that the Gashlycrumb Tinies must die?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    336
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    716
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    Miss Emily Lipsleigh, weekend guest at Badgers Corner, had thought it was only the grenadine. The truth, as usual, was slightly more sordid.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,870
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Naughty children and their various untimely ends. But you're not a naughty child, are you? (PLEASE HEED THE WARNING)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,713
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    452
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    The first annual Gashlycrumb Orphanage Picnic-by-the-Sea came to an abrupt end when a shriek pierced the babble of children building haphazard sand castles in the wet grey sand. Clara lifted her head from the painstaking process of lining her castle with shells, just in time to see a flash of color disappear under a wave fifty feet out to sea.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,387
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    619
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    Wednesday Addams must put together a family tree for a school project. The teacher asks for creativity, and Wednesday obliges.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,374
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    259
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    3201
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    A reimagining of the poem "Twas the Night Before Christmas" in which each of the Gashlycrumb Tinies faces a holiday-themed demise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    536
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    416

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