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    Beauregard can't get Jester out of her head. Can't get her out of her system. Not since Jester smacked her butt.

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    "B—oooooh… Spider… boo. Spiderboo. Yep, that's my name. You can call me Spidey too, that doesn’t sound very shitty—fuck, no cursing—sHIT FUCK SHIT."

    And that was it, apparently. That was her cool superheroine name. An attempt at being a spider. A spider-fan. Or a scary spider, apparently. Boo. What was more, a very scared spider. That one sounded about right.

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    Jester had asked her to look after Sprinkle for an hour. It wasn't her fault the weasel had never eaten anything other than pastries in its life.

    Or, Sprinkle passes to the great beyond while Beau weasel-sits. She's got about forty-five minutes to make it right.

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    Christmas is only a month away, and with the holiday spirit come all sorts of little adventures and excitements. Caleb is going through a rough time and it bleeds into his relationship with Mollymauk, Jester makes plans to land #1 in the Critical Radio Christmas Song Charts, Beau has a hopeless crush she cannot work through, Yasha and Zuala are taking their relationship to a new level, and little Luc is in love for the very first time.

    Aka. the Love Actually AU nobody asked for (but I wrote it anyway)

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    so i woke up this morning and i sat down at my laptop and about two hours later i started writing fanfiction for the first time after... well over a year
    and here we are
    so enjoy this little tidbit, it's set a few months after beau's confession to nott, the morning after a rowdy tavern night

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    Beauregard the disaster lesbian gets hit on drunkenly by Avantika, leading to a steamy sex scene in the captain's cabin of the Squall-Eater. Dirty talk, teasing, and lots of detailed sex.

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    Caleb Widogast is lost. Well, not really, he has a book store, a purring machine of a cat, and his best friend Nott, but he feeels lost. And the memories burned into him like scars only drives him further away from others.
    So when he stumbles upon a tea parlor, he doesn't realize just what adventure is. Meeting some really eclectic folk, he feels even more lost.... But what if they just want him to pull him closer? To tell him that everything will (most likely) all right? What does he do when they don't want him to feel lost anymore?

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    The only thing more miserable than moving to a new place against her will was the prospect of joining a high school in the middle of her senior year, knowing absolutely nobody. Which was, of course, going to happen a week from the present, Beau remembered. Oh, schools just about loved her. That's why she got expelled seven times in her life.

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    Beau rested her head back on the window, tuning out Jester’s prattling about how Molly was Actually The Best And Coolest Ever, watching the rolling storm clouds out at sea, whipping waves up with wind and rain. There was a strange, wild beauty about them. It made Beau long to grab her board and go out to meet them, despite knowing how dangerous it would be.

    Maybe she was a little wild herself.

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    The Mighty Nein go to college together, and Jester ropes them all into a production of The Little Mermaid. Beau just really wants to surf, but oh no she caught feelings whatever will she do.

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    On the matriarchal continent of Efoa, the two countries, Dreyos and Thaydor, have a strained relationship at best. But now, along with the newer royal family in Thaydor, the Queens come to an agreement. With their consent, their daughters will wed in order to strengthen their relations in this trying time where beasts seem to grow more bold. Those daughters just so happen to be Beau and Yasha.

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    Beau Week 2019, day 3: Modern AU

    "Beau didn’t have any customers at that moment, so she made sure her register was tightly closed and crouched down next to the blue person. A tiefling, at closer inspection. Huh, she’d never seen a blue one of those. Clad in a soft pink dress, big and frilly, her horns decorated with ribbons. It would be sort of cute, if she wasn’t faceplanted into the asphalt."

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    The classic tattoo artist/flower shop AU; Beau owns a flowershop and looks intimidating, while Jester is the bubbly, pink tattoo-artist. Their booths at the Zadash festival are next to each other, and everyone keeps thinking Jester sells the flowers and Beauregard is the tattoo artist.

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    It’s something to be grateful for. The fact that Yasha has a habit of delving too deep in her thoughts, her instincts, her feelings, and pays little attention to the world around her.

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    Beau has a not-so-little problem while in her "dude tiefling" form, and Jester offers to help out, because that's what friends are for.

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    beau and jester are soulmates

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    I've been loving you forever, But I never knew your name.

    So Yasha knew. Out of all the possibilities in front of her, Yasha knowing her secret had not entered into her musings. She wasn’t prepared.

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    Beau complains a little too loudly about her stiff back and Jester offers to give her a massage, since her mom gave her the best advice on the craft, which honestly just has Beau even more nervous.

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    Yasha looks hot in her motorcycle jacket, Beauregard thinks. Hot as in very warm, with all the bodies packed into this apartment, but mainly hot as in sexy. Beau wonders if Yasha can actually drive a motorcycle. She bets she can.

    (Beau admires Yasha while drunk at a college party. Title from Boys Wanna Be Her)

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    They are all very broken people. Caleb knows this well. It's in moments like these, right after a battle, that the full extent of it really hits him.

     

    A look at a dark!au Mighty Nein through Caleb's eyes. Contains spoilers through episode 33.

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    "Mollymauk stared into the fire, absentmindedly prodding at the bite at his neck with gentle fingers. They had done it. They had, with the help of some new friends, saved everyone. He had been unbelievably proud as Caleb had landed that killing blow on Lorenzo, flames spiraling from his fingers as Molly had crouched carefully above him on the stairs. He had been a little terrified at the time, with the alpha bleeding everywhere and still insisting on protecting his equally injured omega like he was fresh to the fight, but the entire night had also reassured him down to his bones that Caleb had been the right choice to bond with after all."

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    When Yasha decided to open up a mechanic shop she never imagined her biggest problem would be a blunt (yet attractive) Beau randomly showing up at her garage claiming maintenance problems on a bike that does not seem to have anything wrong with it. Yasha is more than a little confused.

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