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    “archives research & statement envestigation”
    Timothy Stoker renamed the group “drinks drinks drinks”
    Timothy Stoker changed Sasha James’s nickname to saucy sash
    Timothy Stoker changed Martin Blackwood’s nickname to martini kart
    Timothy Stoker changed his nickname to stonked

    stonked: so how bout it lads
    saucy sash: oh god.
    A TMA group chat fic where the worst problems they have to deal with start with "h" and end with "angovers"

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    Based on this tumblr post:
    "jonmartim actually presents the opportunity for a True Love Triangle, you know, one where all the parties are actually connected rather than just one person having to choose between two others. i mean obviously the resolution is the three of them together but imagine the dramatic buildup of a slow burn where martin loves jon but is sure he’s uninterested, and loves tim but is sure he’s into jon; tim loves jon but is sure he’s uninterested, and loves martin but is sure he’s into jon; they start sleeping together bc they’re friends and they love each other but they call it a no strings attached thing bc they won’t admit they love each other; and jon loves both of them but has trouble admitting it to himself, and by the time he does he’s sure they’re only into each other." - martindykewood

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    Georgie goes back to university after a year out. Here she meets Jon; quiet, polite, nice, Jon.

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    Jon is really popular on Twitter but no one besides the avatars and Georgie knows it's him.

    (Elias does not know)

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    Jon claims he is immune to any flirtation. Can he withstand the onslaught that follows?

     

    hey just wanted to let you know my writing has improved very much since chapter one, please press forward to the new and improved author in the later chapters. we're all learning and growing together, thanks for all your support!

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    Group chat has been created.

    Tim Stonks has added Marson, SishSash and J.Sims to the chat.

     

    TimStonks: hellooooo my dear coworkers!!!!

    SishSash: im already so done with this

    Marson: Um? Guys? What is this

    J.Sims: I would like to know too, actually.

    Group has been Renamed “Archive buddies!”

    TimStonks: isnt it obvious????? a work gc ofc!

    -

    Chatfic with a topping of twitter, sprinkles of 'no ones dead nope never happened' and a ridiculous amount of mechanisms Jon, i swear it didn't start like this. now with added JonMarTim. Gay asses.

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    georgie finds a bunch of tapes with essentially the entire first three seasons of the podcast while jon’s in a coma what does she do

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    A hound finds Gerry, and Gerry finds an Avatar.

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    The Magnus Archives, except nobody dies (mostly?), and they all have reddit. It goes about as well as you can expect.

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    r/legaladvice

    Posted by u/ebouchard 2 months ago

    My husband has embarrassed me at the annual institute holiday party for the last time. I want another divorce.

    My husband, soon to be ex-husband if all goes as planned, was leering at an archival assistant the other day. He also had a bit too much to drink, and started talking about various…personal activities that I would’ve preferred be undisclosed. Now, I’ve divorced him before, but this time he seems fit to antagonize me and not sign the papers. Not just that, but he’s also disappeared, which isn’t uncommon but is still frustrating when I’m trying to divorce him. He always gets in a hissy fit when I divorce him, but this time he’s just being petty.

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    tl;dr: my husband ran away in an attempt to be petty and now I can’t divorce him. What do I do?

    Edit: Please stop making remarks on the healthiness of our relationship. It’s none of your business, and we are perfectly fine.

    Edit: We got divorced again since I made the first post.

    Edit: We are now remarried again.

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    Martin Blackwood has worked at Magnus Coffee and Sundries for nearly eight years now. He likes his job. He likes his new manager even more. Even if Jon is a bit of a jerk. And also in a relationship. And would never give him the time of day even if he weren't.

    Or that's what Martin thinks anyway.

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    It's just-- this:

    Georgie Barker looks at Jonathan Sims across the table in their favourite cafe one rainy January morning and instead of saying "I don't think this is going to work," she says "I think we should take a break."

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    ♡Sasha♡: Tim i just messaged you
    tim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): bet!
    tim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): LMAOOKGDJDBDHS FUCK OH MY GODHDGS
    tim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): HIS FACE IM ABOUT TO LOSE IT SHSBDBS MARTIK IN THE BACKGTOUND TOO
    tim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): FUCK IM GONNS PISS MY PANTS THATS PERFECTSFS

    or: the archives staff make a discord server. it goes exactly how you would expect.

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    Tim: now that we have a work group chat, I've just got one question

    BossWoman: and what is that?

    Tim: what is up with Jon's username?

    D'Ville: That's... a long story.

    Featuring Archivist!Sasha, Mechanism!Jon, little to no plot, and lots of group chat shenanigans

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    After everything goes horribly wrong, Melanie finds herself with a second chance. She just hopes she can use it well.

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    Martin is a barista at a tea shop. Unfortunately he's developed a crush on a cute nerd who's name he doesn't even know. Luckily, he has a plan of action, or rather, his coworkers do. It mainly involves being increasingly obvious until there's no way he can be ignored. Surely this is going to work...

    (Rating is for occasional swearing.)

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    Martin Blackwood loved people. He was a caretaker by nature, so it only seemed right that he would end up with a job that allowed him to bring comfort to people. He did it in one of the most tangible ways: food. Martin ran a diner on the outskirts of London. It was far enough away from the hustle and bustle of the city to be peaceful, but close enough to get a steady stream of patrons. In only a few short years of running it, he’d gathered a large amount of loyal customers who he knew by name.
    ****
    Just a wholesome AU where Martin owns a diner! It's got pining, shenanigans, and a little bit of mystery solving, and much more. This is purely self-indulgent and fluffy.

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    “He just showed up the other day for the first time in, so far as I can tell, ever, and no one thinks it’s even a little bit weird? Something’s not right.”

    Martin paused for a moment.

    Jon was, of course, hoping in vain that his pointing it out would bring some sudden revelation, and then the two would set out with some half-brained scheme to Expose Michael For What He Really Was. They would go and tell Tim, who would tell Sasha, and it would be rather like old times: the four of them charging recklessly into something bigger than they understood, and coming away with some wild memory of their recent escapade, or something new and terrible and grand to ponder, or the truth, or whatever it was they went looking for.

    But Martin just said, “Jon, are you sure you’re feeling alright?” and Jon sighed.

    ___

    There is something in the tunnels underneath the school.

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    There is a war brewing with the Witch Lords of the north, and the Serene Empire is not powerful enough to stand against them. Their only hope is to forge an alliance with the mysterious Lord of Eyes, a Witch Lord who is famed as much for his neutrality as his power.

    Martin Blackwood, a minor Raverran noble with far less political expertise than he claims, is drawn into the fray through a chance encounter at a ball. With an invitation to study at the Lord of Eyes’ personal Archive, he is sent racing north to turn this opportunity to the Empire’s advantage and somehow convince the terrifying Lord to save his country.

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    The visions had started small- a flash of Tim, not as Jon knew him, but with pockmarked scars marring his skin. A moment of an unusual feeling of fondness towards Sasha that didn't feel like Jon himself, but someone else's left over affection. It hadn't taken him long to realize his knowledge was... bleeding over, in unexpected ways. He adjusts his actions accordingly.

    His archival assistants just want to know what the hell is going on.

    or//

    “No! Something… else. Something really strange,” Martin sat down at his desk, leaning his chin into one hand. “He… smiled? At me?”
    “Really says something about him that that’s a real cause for alarm,” Tim quipped loudly from the other side of the room.

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    28/?
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    "So, what does happen if an Eye learns to See within itself?

    What happens is this: the Archive Beholds the Watcher – and the Watcher blinks first."

    ________________________

    Jon goes back to before the world ended and tries to forge a different path.

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