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    He’ll have this boy. One night, he’ll have this boy, before renouncing him in the next town.

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    When Geralt falls under a spell that makes him see illusions of everything he wants most, he doesn't take it well, and Jaskier comforts him in the best ways he knows how. Established relationship.

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    A modern AU where Geralt of Rivia is an ex soldier exiled from the army under Don't Ask Don't Tell, and Jaskier owns a gay bar. Hijinks ensue. A huge thanks to Stressedspidergirl, who is the actual best beta.

    Please note that this story can be pretty intense at times, especially in later chapters. It deals with homophobia, depression, trauma, broken families, AIDS, and a whole host of other topics that can be uncomfortable or triggering. There is also, however, fluff, deep family bonds, humor, and smut ahead. Enjoy!

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    It's been nearly a year since Geralt drove Jaskier away. He's hoping to see him again, to apologise, to give them both that closure. Somehow, he hadn't expected to see him again quite like this.

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    Witchers feel emotions, Renfri wasn't a monster, Roach is notably chill, Geralt prefers nonhuman company, Jaskier is generally good at people but doesn't have much experience with outliers and outcasts and is happy to ignore objections because he thinks he knows best, Yennefer's life is abuse piled atop abuse with a sprinkle of ethnic cleansing and a complete lack of choice, Istredd's life likely wasn't much better, Tissaia does not know what she's doing, Triss is lying about being assigned to cure the princess but is afraid to admit a personal investment if Geralt won't first, Geralt lies just all the time, Jaskier is surprisingly tolerant of Geralt getting him on Calanthe's shitlist.

    Ch16: Eist, Calanthe, and how there's more to the relationship than just that Eist genuinely likes Calanthe, because just that wouldn't avoid other problems.

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    This is the first of a series of drabbles from a two part drabble game on Tumblr. Geralt and Jaskier are hiding from an angry mob in a sewer, and Geralt wonders why Jaskier follows him everywhere. This series is completed. (Unless I get any more prompts. Tumblr is wild like that sometimes.)

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    "Fire cannot burn a bard." —Jaskier, probably

    Or: the one in which Jaskier can't keep his mouth shut even as he's about to be burned at the stake, Geralt is reminded why he does not like the Eternal Fire, and Jaskier maybe accidentally becomes a religious icon.

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    "Have you ever loved anyone?"

    Geralt, weary of the man’s motives, answered gruffly, “No.”

    “Oh, that’s a lie if I ever did hear one,” Jaskier immediately rebutted, finally looking up from his notebook. Geralt wasn’t sure he liked his grin; it made him feel caught out, pinned. “You took entirely too long to answer. Now humor me, who is it? Who has won over a most unattainable prize, the heart of our very own White Wolf?”

    Geralt definitely didn’t like the way Jaskier clapped in childlike glee.

    “Shut up,” he grouched with a deep frown. Geralt began to sharpen his blades with pointed vigour, but either because he hadn’t noticed or didn’t care-- or even worse, deliberately in spite of-- Jaskier continued.

    “Do not attempt to evade my question. I will get an answer from you, Geralt of Rivia, even if it means asking all night. Don’t make me annoy it out of you.” At that, he brandished his lute, strumming threateningly in Geralt’s direction, a quick succession of poorly matched notes. Both grimaced at the dissonance, but Jaskier ploughed on unshaken. “I mean it, Witcher, I will not shut up-”

    “You rarely do.”

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    "Jaskier, how drunk are you?" he asks, and Jaskier breathes a laugh into Geralt's shoulder.

    "I am excellently drunk, Geralt, I've done a very good job of it. I am as drunk as a Skelligen skunk."

    "There are no skunks on Skellige."

    "I am as drunk as a Skelligen monk, then."

    Which is fairly drunk, all things considered; Skelligens don't fuck around about that sort of thing.


    Geralt has been foolish about many things in his long life, and every time to his detriment; he'll not make the mistake of deluding himself that someone like Jaskier, with all the world open to him and everything to offer in return, would ever really choose Geralt's company in that way.

    (Geralt may not be a reliable narrator of his own life.)

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    Geralt has a micropenis and he is deathly ashamed of it. Enter a curious, open-minded bard who is eager to help our Witcher get over his fears.

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    This is an Angsty, fluffy, body-positive little ficlet. No cock-shaming happens in this fic!

    Written for this prompt at The Witcher Kink Meme:
    https://witcherkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/429.html?thread=483501#cmt483501

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    After all this time, Jaskier never thought he'd come into his inheritance. Now, it's coming — and fast. He's turning into a vampire.

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    Jaskier learns something about his Part-Elf heritage and he decides to tell his Wolfs.

    Four thousand words of plot with three thousand words of Porn With Feelings basically

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    Jaskier has been acting strange. Well, stranger than a shifter bard in love with a witcher is expected to be.

    In which Jaskier is acting more wolflike than usual and Geralt is oddly flattered yet very confused.

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    Even if Geralt is hopeless at communicating his feelings Jaskier knows that Geralt is devoted to him and only him. But when they reach the camp, Jaskier stands listlessly at the edge of the woods as he watches Geralt make a beeline towards Yennefer.

    That is, Jaskier thinks that Geralt is devoted to him and only him.

    In which both men suck at communicating and it takes the power of everyone at Kaer Morhen to help them get their shit together. Also, Yennefer finally gets some cuddles of her own.

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    “I want to hurt you. I am so damaged inside I don’t even know how to fuck someone without wanting to hurt them. I…” Geralt trailed off, trying to find the words. “I want to shove you down and bite you and hit you. I want to make you cry, Jaskier.”

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    Geralt is a dom but doesn't know it. Jaskier teaches him.

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    For years Geralt and Jaskier travel together. What starts out as Geralt being annoyed by the bard who insists on follwing him turns into something more as the years go by.

    But in the midst of the war Nilfgaard's wages on the rest of the continent, Jaskier is captured to tell them where Geralt is. It's either betray Geralt or save himself.
    Will he be able to make the right choice? Or is it already too late for him to choose?
    And what exactly has lead to Jaskier getting caught in the first place?

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    Jaskier is a higher vampire who has always used his trysts to feed. If he doesn't feed, he can't keep his human form. And that has never been a problem, but now...

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    There was this one time Geralt accidentally kissed him. And then it happened five more times after that.

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    The thing is, Geralt hasn’t ever… done this before. It's strangely human.

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    Jaskier was baffled. This giant figure was a man of legend, inspiring words of terror and admiration both. And yet facing him Jaskier only saw a lost and lonely man who acted more like an injured wolf than a butcher.

    AKA the modern AU no one asked for where Geralt is a vigilante and owns a flower shop, Jaskier is a tattooist and singer, and they both have lots and lots of feelings.

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