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    Jaskier was kidnapped by Cat witchers, mutated and trained into the perfect sex slave. He comes into Geralt's possession completely by accident and Geralt swears that he would never take advantage of Jaskier that way... except that somewhere in the midst of all the mutations done to him, Jaskier's body has stopped craving sex and starts needing it. When he begs that beautifully, when he smells that tantalizing, there's really no choice but for Geralt to give Jaskier everything he wants.

    (AKA, the sex slave fic where everyone tries really hard to treat Jaskier like a person instead of a sex slave. 50/50 hurt/comfort, porn literally everywhere, a mashup of all your favorite horny tropes, eventual witchersexual Jaskier.... and a fuckton of feelings. This author is Soft As Fuck)

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    Geralt wakes with a gasp and a thought. A thought he’d rather not have. Jaskier sleeps across from him, cuddled with his lute, perfectly visible in the dull morning light.

     

     

    Fuck, he’s going to die.

     

    One day, Jaskier’s smooth face will grow crows feet and wrinkles, his joints will start aching and Geralt knows he’d slow for his bard, let him ride Roach, carry him up stairs of traverns. Jaskier’s eyes would still be filled with joy, shine with love at every flower and every child, that his fist would clench at every bastard talking ill of his witcher, no matter if his hand shakes too much to even flit over his lute. Jaskier’d stop traveling, move into the coast, and eventually…

     

    Oh fuck no.

     

     

    Or, Geralt realizes Jaskier’s going to die and sets out on trying to find an immortality potion. Jaskier thinks Geralt’s trying to shut him up. Cue: Miscommunication.

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    Geralt does not like being touched, except under specific circumstances. It requires a level of trust that he is simply not comfortable giving. Jaskier, though, seems determined to earn it.

    (An inversion of the touch-starved Geralt trope)

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    Geralt frowns.
    “What is it?”
    “Pardon?” Jaskier looks around from setting the saddle atop Roach’s back, giving the Witcher a curious once over.
    “You-you’re upset.”
    “Well spotted,” comes the too-quick unguarded response. Geralt frowns further, brow furrowing. Jaskier places a hand on his hip, the other rubbing between his own brows and huffing out a breath. "Look..."

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    Geralt has to push through and make sense of all these feelings he has about the bard who has miraculously come back from the dead. Each chapter is a glimpse of what they deal with on the road again.

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    Geralt had intended to buy flowers, hoping against hope to fix his relationship with his bewitching girlfriend by giving her a bunch of dead plants. Instead, he met the cute florist slash aspiring singer Jaskier and couldn’t get him out of his head anymore. So he kept coming back to buy flowers every week. If only he could figure out how to tell Jaskier that he was single now.

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    In a world… Where everything seems to pressure them to have sex… Geralt and Jaskier are courageously resisting. Although, in Jaskier’s case it’s more about simply losing hope.
    It begins… Where the show stopped because such an intense set up needs a pay off before 2021.
    Set in locations with names that never appear in neither the books nor the show but sound like lazy modifications of the ones that do… The drama unfolds.
    Trapped in a plot-less void where every event exists solely to motivate interpersonal communication, with villains who have a suspicious interest in their personal lives… They struggle to make sense of the growing closeness between them.
    Surrounded by war, existential doubt, boundless human cruelty, and bloodthirsty monsters… They fight to survive.
    As Nilfgaard slowly floods the Continent with the blood of the innocent, and structured lives of people who cultivate the land unfold into chaos…
    As the growing collective dread begins to appear as an inevitable consequence of fundamental flaws in human nature which can lead only to slow deterioration and painful social decline…
    Only one question comes to mind…
    Will they or won’t they?
    They definitely will.

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    Jaskier has so many words.

    They’re constant, relentless, ceaseless. A bombardment of words. An onslaught of words. A veritable barrage of words.

    (Jaskier would appreciate the grandeur of these words, if Geralt shared his thoughts aloud. Bombardment, onslaught, barrage. Descriptive words. Poetic words. The sort of words the bard uses to transform the most banal contract into a thrilling adventure. They’re not words Geralt would have thought to use before Jaskier.)

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    Geralt's ramblings after severing ties with Jaskier and Yennefer.

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    Las divagaciones de Geralt luego de cortar lazos con Jaskier y Yennefer.

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    It has been only seven days since Posada and Geralt's paper-thin patience can't handle this chattering bardling following him everywhere.
    The witcher tries everything to scare him off and each time Geralt pushes Jaskier away the songbird comes back with more determination.

    Geralt stops trying after a while and accepts his fate as Jaskier's muse. This burden slowly seems to become a need and Geralt is not ready to handle his own feelings when he was denying them throughout his whole life.

    OR: How these two muppets trying hard not to fall in love.

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    Geralt was tired of being immortal and watch the world change around him while he tried to find his place in it. He was the last witcher to grace this earth and as honouring as it was, it didn't fill up the hollowness inside him.

    He still spent his days with hunting for monsters while he worked for an organisation that kept every magical being and supernatural creature as a secret from the public eye, while he tried hard to avoid his memories about a certain teasing smile and cornflower-blue eyes.

    Hundreds of years after he last saw his bard Geralt got a new case where the only eyewitness was a young brunet, with bright eyes, clever mouth and he called himself Jaskier.
    Geralt didn't know if he landed in his personal hell or it was just a dream come true but he knew one thing. He was not ready to face Jaskier again and deal with his emotions at the same time.

    Geralt didn't know if he landed in his personal hell or it was just a dream come true but he knew one thing. He was not ready to face Jaskier again and deal with his emotions at the same time.

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    It’s not easy being a witcher in love – and it’s not easy being a witcher’s beloved either: just ask Yenn and Jaskier. After their time in King Niedamir’s mountains, both of them have their reasons to be hating on Geralt of Rivia – but is it really any more than they hate on each other?

    After all, whatever would happen if the vengeful sorceress and philandering musician decided they have more in common than they once thought? Misery makes for strange bedfellows, and the enemy of my enemy is a potential hot hookup, isn’t that right...?

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    A Bard’s magic is, at its most intrinsic, based on love. A true Bard reaches out to the masses with their song, and the faith of the singers breathes life into the music. They have a magic that can sway the heart of any tyrant, win the love of any maid, even break the most powerful of curses. A Bard’s spell is a thing built on love and trust; in the end it is like a kind of religion. The Bard says, wouldn’t it be nice, if it were like this? And the words become a wish carried by a thousand mouths, and the world changes.
     

    “You’re a Bard,” Yennefer said.
    “That is my occupation,” Jaskier replied.

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    Geralt is emotionally constipated. He knows anger, hatred and fear, but the longer he travels with Jaskier, the more he feels something else in his heart. But is it love?

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    After the mountain, Geralt and Jaskier reunite and everything goes back to normal. All is well.
    But Jaskier is still behaving strangely, and Geralt cannot figure out why.

    Something is very wrong with Jaskier.

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    (Companion to Tunes Without Words, but either can be read alone)

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    For centuries, the village at the foot of the Rivia mountains has sacrificed a young virgin every five years to the demon that lives up there. These young girls are given to keep the peace and make certain that the demon won't come down to slaughter the livestock and the villagers. However, this year there is no pretty girl of the right age and beauty who is a virgin too. So the fates choose and befall Jaskier to be the sacrifice and satisfy the demon's hunger.

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    Jaskier and Geralt have been together for decades, so of course they act like an old married couple. Unfortunately, people keep assuming that they're together, and it's really cutting into Jaskier’s sex life.

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    Even if Geralt is hopeless at communicating his feelings Jaskier knows that Geralt is devoted to him and only him. But when they reach the camp, Jaskier stands listlessly at the edge of the woods as he watches Geralt make a beeline towards Yennefer.

    That is, Jaskier thinks that Geralt is devoted to him and only him.

    In which both men suck at communicating and it takes the power of everyone at Kaer Morhen to help them get their shit together. Also, Yennefer finally gets some cuddles of her own.

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    Geralt knows that him being oblivious is a running joke amongst his friends, but he's really not. He knows that Jaskier is a Higher Vampire, would have to be an idiot not to — but for some reason, the bard hasn't told him yet. Maybe, if he drops a few hints, Jaskier will finally feel comfortable enough to share his 'secret'.

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    There was this one time Geralt accidentally kissed him. And then it happened five more times after that.

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