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    Cytherea confronts Dulcinea, before everything that came next.

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    Home economics. Gideon had, rather wrongfully, determined that this might be one of the few classes that might actually teach her something useful about the world. Taxes, resumes, the kind of boring things that might eventually carry her into that mythical realm of adulthood that her teachers were constantly on her case about. So far, she had learned how to gouge her finger up trying to sew a button onto a coat, and she had learned that if you fucked up really badly, a cute girl might band-aid it up for you.

    Home ec taught Gideon another vital life rule, just minutes later: life isn’t fair.

    Because Harrowhark Nonagesimus was holding a baby.

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    In which Gideon Nav — high school junior, lady-killer, rugby star extraordinaire — finds herself raising a (creepy, possibly haunted) baby doll with her greatest enemy, Harrowhark Nonagesimus. Between trying not to fail the class, kill one another, or inflict lasting childhood trauma on a robot, the two might just end up closer than either of them had ever imagined.

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    5/?
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    101
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    Griddle,
    I await the news of your death with barely contained excitement.
    Worst Regards,
    Harrowhark Nonagesimus
    or,
    Gideon escapes... but doesn't fully leave the ninth behind

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    2,196
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    8
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    18
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    2
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    Gideon Nav is the most powerful necromancer on the Ninth but is far more interested with swords. Harrowhark, lady of the Ninth is going to have to drag her screaming and kicking to the emperor's summons or so it seems.

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    1/?
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    Gideon feels like she's been dragged to hell and back as she slowly regains consciousness. Her bones ache and all she wants is a hot shower, or better a hot bath. Something wet drops down her upper lip. Gross. She cracks one eye open and finds herself looking at her face.

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    5,251
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    3/?
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    5
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    32
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    3
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    188
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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus, the Reverend Daughter and Lady of the Ninth House, after the death of her original cavalier, requests her childhood nemesis to be sent as an replacement. However, what Gideon finds when she arrives is not at all what she expected and is propelled into a trajectory with a figure from her past.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    3
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    18
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    1
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    123
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    Palamedes would mope himself to death over Dulcinea. Luckily for him, Cam won't let him.

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    It figures that the only college with the badass Cavalier program is also the college that Harrow Nonagesimus wants to attend. Oh well. Campus is big, right? She'll probably never see that pointed little face again.

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    6/?
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    16
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    61
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    10
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    Gideon and Harrow work in Harrow's parents' Christmas store. Here's a year of bickering conversations they have about the holidays.

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    Harrow gets an unexpected visitor...

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    "There are too many feelings swirling in Harrow’s chest, some of them rising up from deep in her ribs, opaque and half-remembered. She ignores them and focuses on the clearest, most useful one: anger. She grabs the front of Gideon’s shirt, shoving her against the wall and sneering up at her."

    Harrowhark is exhausted at the end of a long day, and finally loses patience with Gideon. It rapidly gets out of hand.

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    1/1
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    30
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    On the fourth floor of a profoundly ugly building in upstate New York, Gideon Nav shoots two ninjas in the head, and kicks a third off the balcony.
    It only gets worse from there.

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    2/?
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    5
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    20
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    6
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    Gideon gets to have some fun doing what she does best.

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    1/1
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    6
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    20
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    2
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    63
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    Diverges from canon following Chapter 37.

    Harrow has a decision to make.

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    4/9
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    14
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    45
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    6
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    Harrow and Gideon actually like each other and are inseparable. Harrow regrets the siphoning trial. Angst. Kisses. What if these dorks didn't hate each other.

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    15
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    have you ever thought, "what if gideon the ninth had all the wonderful, terrible characters but none of the FUCKING AWFUL PAIN?"
    have you ever thought, "what if instead of everybody FUCKING DYING it was all banter and drama?"
    anyway i wrote that

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    5,128
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    9
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    14
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    Dulcinea tires of Gideon's vow of silence and wants to make her talk.

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    1/1
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    2
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    28
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    1
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    To Palamedes, the world has always been a puzzle, and he has ever refused to see any part of it unsolved.

    Three sets of letters from Palamedes Sextus to Dulcinea Septimus, and their replies.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    7
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    18
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    1
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    Not much hugging happened in the Ninth. That doesn't mean Gideon isn't willing to try it out.

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    1,594
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    1/1
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    16
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    51
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    7
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    190
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    The war is over. The emperor is dead. The other lyctors are dead. They have lived and now it is time for Gideon to be returned to her proper place.

    CW: Suicide, Suicidal Ideation, Graphic description of death

    Language:
    English
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    1,131
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
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    123

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