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    With so many stressful factors in Tommy's life, it made sense that he would die of one eventually.

    But why does he have to keep dying to every single one?

    Based off a comic series by the talented @nastiiuu_comics on Instagram

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    Rivenspire spoilers and Daggerfall Covenant questline spoilers (specifically Stormhaven and main quest with Molag Bal).

    I had plot bunny idea of a conversation concerning my traumatized Vestige about Molag Bal. I say traumatized because...let's be honest here. The amount of stuff the Vestige goes through is alarmingly dark at times.

    Edit: New chapter! I am continuing on with the Rivenspire storyline

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    What is one to do when they’re ripped from their ordinary, everyday life, dragged across space and time, and offered the chance of a lifetime by a madman in a snazzy suit? The answer: cause gratuitous amounts of chaos, kiss a jester on the lips, and commit countless acts of murder, of course!

    Oh, and defeat the world eater.

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    Doc glared at the other players that scurried out of his way as he strided through the walkway. He growled. It's like they'd never seen a creeper before! This so-called opportunity had better be worth it. He didn’t like being around so many potential threats.
    He scratched at the green fur on his chin, stuffing his flesh hand back into his hoodie. The clothing always felt weird against his fur and any exposed wiring. The Admin of the thing said he'd be in the area over to the north. Apparently he was hard to miss.
    His tail bristled up whenever one of the many players got too close. Of course then they'd notice what he was, and their face would pale and they'd scramble out of the way. That was fine, he didn't like coming into contact with any strangers. No need to risk his little one being exposed or injured.

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    A being who lives in quiet peace unless a bargain is made. An offer made too loose will bring your downfall and a trade made too tight will bring the world's. Will you dare offer a contract?

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    Yen & Renfri take care of Lil Bleater for Eskel. Silly fluff.

    For my bingo prompt: kid / pet-sitting

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    A young man escapes into the night, guided only by visions he doesn't understand and the wisdom imparted to him long ago by a kindly gardener and a goth nanny.

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    I love the Dream SMP. I love seeing fanfics. I intake mostly angst.... A LOT of angst--
    It is hard to locate specifics things I may want. I have decided to grab this issue by the balls and kill it by making my own fanfics. I am shit at writing, but I at least have some background of roleplying. That has improved my grammar more than school ever did.

    LOTS of trigger warnings, not for the faint of heart.

    These are all free to use, but keep in mind that I might ALSO use them.

    You can request things, but theres rules/things to mention;

    -NO smut
    -I will do romance, but no minors. Sorry coping problematic fellows, but I am uncomfy with such content, and therefore will not write it. Once again, my apologies. You will have to look somewhere else. [:
    -Much more likely that I will write it if it's angsty, includes Tommy, or has a incredible amount of trigger warnings
    -I am (probably?) neurotypical, despite some odd sensory things, so if you have requests for things like autism, it'll probably be... innacurate. My apologies.
    -This will be my first DSMP writing. It'll be shitty.

    My names Bagel, I go by all pronouns, and I do my best to interact with everyone, so go ham. [:

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    Undredal is a charming village. Nestled among the remote fjordlands of Norway, surrounded by steep cliffs and glassy water, it’s like something out of a fairytale. (One could even call it magical.)

    But Undredal has been harbouring a big secret—and it’s not the amazing goat cheese.

    Baz Pitch doesn’t know it, but he’s about to find out what it is.

    ***

    An AU where Ebb got to Simon before the Mage could and ran off to Norway. The World of Mages was never the same.

    PLAYLIST | PHOTOJOURNAL

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    Inej docks back in Ketterdam with a surprise.

     

    Or: Kaz Brekker versus Milo the Goat, showdown time

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    Based on the Tumblr post that's like "half of college professors are like 'you can know nothing about me except my name' and the other half are like 'and that's why my wife left me! anyway what's up with y'all'" and the response "There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids." except in this it's high school teachers instead of college :)

    (https://thebaconsandwichofregret.tumblr.com/post/179960921170)

    I also hated high school and had one history teacher that made it bearable so am I projecting this onto fictional characters? maybe :)

     

    In which Bucky is Mr. Brick Wall and Steve is Mr. Overshare

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    Two men: One stuck in prison, the other has no regard for the Raft's 'no visitors' policy.
    Both fascinated by the other, they make a deal to get to know each other.
    They should have seen the end result coming really.

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    Andromache Black is the captain of the firefly class smuggler's ship the Scythia. She and her crew move things through alliance space to help people out, earn some money, and maybe, just maybe do some good.

    Her mission - and her whole world - is thrown off-kilter when two people she was certain were dead come crashing back into her life.

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    Kaz recruits Wylan to help infiltrate the Ice Court.

    Wylan is under the impression that Jesper is flirting with him—until Jesper brings up his lost true love.

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    Milo the goat finds himself in a metal machine with a magic guy with guns, a pretty girl with knives, a demon whose heart pounds for the pretty girl and another irrelevant guy.

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    “Oh, I should probably warn you, um...” Steve bit his lip and glanced at the door. Billy was laser-focused on that magenta, plush lip and then...there was yodeling. Yodeling?

    Billy looked at the door in shock, “Harrington, what was that?”

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    This story is weird. It is absurdly sensitive and logically invalid. So inconsistent. Yet I'll continue to write.

    This story is about the unconventional memoir of a teenage girl who happens to have unconventional family members, classmates, pets and even enemies. That girl is Kuro.

    I told you this story is crack personified. I am done trying to make sense of this story, que será, será.

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    The day continues as it began, slow, warm, kind. The days with Steve in Wakanda all feel that way. It’s serenity, as if they’re encased in a bubble, a perfect little world where everything feels molten and dipped in sunlight.

    OR

    i got this prompt: 'It’s not as if this hasn’t been done before but man could I go for some Wakanda Bucky, Nomad Steve, and cute ass goats. 😩 Just some cute recovering gays amiright 🥺'

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    "How many people have disappeared from the village in the last year?" said Eskel.
    Mieczysław rubbed his nose. "Well, one. But who can say how many folk travelin' or tradin' have been taken by that thing? Could be dozens, you know."
    "Few journey this far north," said Geralt.
    "Aye," said Mieczysław, "And why do you think that it is?"
    "The weather?" said Eskel, clearly trying not to laugh.
    "Nay," said Mieczysław, voice trembling, "It’s because them woods are haunted! Folk know to stay away!"
    "Hm," said Geralt. "I haven't heard anything about them being haunted. So how would anyone else not from around here know not to come by these woods?"
    "Word travels," said Mieczysław stoutly.
    "More than humans do, it seems," muttered Eskel. Geralt snorted out a laugh.
    "What's that?" said Mieczysław. "Speak up."
    "He said, where's the path that leads to the mushroom grove?" said Geralt, loudly.

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