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    "I'm sorry babe, someone sent me a laser-eyed dog and I had to drown it."
    "Wh-"
    "Let's just say I'm afraid to go in there again because its eyes are still going off."
    Tim just wants to shower, stupid handsome man.

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    Taking care of a teenager ain't easy. Even though he's your little brother, you wonder if stealing $4 million dollars from the richest guy in the universe to save his life was a good life choice you made a few months back.... Yeah, still haven't come up with that answer. Now you're stuck under THE Handsome Jack's thumb, working to seal all of Hyperion's backdoor access points while you wait for the day to go back home and smack the living hell out of your brother for putting you in that position in the first place. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Another group chat

    P.s Wilhelm is Rhys dad and Tim is his papa <3

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    3/3
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    Angel wakes up crying in the middle of the night.
    Jack tries to calm her down.
    It's Rhys to the rescue.

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    1/1
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    4
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    Having to do the same things over and over again in your life can become terrible, a constant repetition that leaves you empty. Maybe things will get better when you meet that one unlikely person?

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    3/?
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    Rhys is unexpectedly sent back in time after opening the Vault of The Traveler to pre-borderlands Helios when Angel is still a rambunctious seven year old and Jack has only been the CEO of Hyperion for a couple years. His job? Probably to fix the timeline. To prevent Jack's death, and hopefully Angel's too. At least, that's what he's going to try to do. What he doesn't know is that it was complete serendipity that he was sent to that specific time and location. Technically he should be dead. And hopefully he'll either get back, or fix everything, before the Eridians come to dispose of the anomaly in the space time continuum. ( Also Jack and Rhys have some sexy time and other plot complications. Bare with me. Is that the right bear? I don't care whatever. Just read my story. Or don't. I'm not a beggar.)

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    13/?
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    Formerly known as Let's Do It. Let's Fall In Love. Awkwardly. Rhys is just a bookstore worker/ soon to be owner with one arm and one blind eye. Oh yeah, and he also obsessively watches this inventor man who is always working in study section. And this inventor man, Jack, has been working here instead of his office just to get a peak at the cute and sexy librarian man who runs the bookstore. And really, after the amazing way Rhys handles Angel, Jack has just no choice but to win Rhys' heart over.

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    13/?
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    All Angel's ever wanted was a real family.

    Jack is afraid that he will end up treating Angel the way he was treated without even knowing it.

    Rhys just wants to belong somewhere, more than anything in the world.

    Somehow, the broken pieces of their lives all fit together.

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    Most of the time people have no problems coexisting with their instincts and the world has melded to fit this wide variety of needs so when two nocturnal bros head out to watch a movie they didn't at all consider that something could go awry.

    Inspired by Bettyboop4w33t4's fic 'Wild Thing; You Make My Heart Sing'

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    4/?
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    Despite their numerous differences, there were only two things Rhys and Jack shared in common; blue eyes and bloody knuckles.

    HIATUS UNTIL I CAN FINISH MY OTHER FIC

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    4/?
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    6
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    4
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    So you want to hear a story, eh? Then gather around and listen to the story of how a humble man changes the fate of the universe with a single act of kindness.

    or

    While cleaning the loading bay, Rhys stumbles upon Angel and everything changes.

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    3/?
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    It's shopping time! You get a room! And you get a room! Everybody gets a room! Except for Doris. Screw that bitch.

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    Aka where Tim finds a magic ink pen and the entire animation studio feels the wrath of his poor life choices.

    Tim just wanted to make a name for himself at the Hyperion animation studio, sadly his more experienced co-worker Vasquez is determined to not have that happen, so it's not really a surprise that when Tim gets his first big break, things go south.
    However, what Tim didn't expect was to get help from a rather unlikely source...

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    "We'll put an ad up in the paper or something, or on Craigslist. Can't be that hard to find a roomie without a bee allergy." They could've gotten another cramped apartment for around the same price, but Vaughn had seen the ad for their new house and couldn't believe the asking price.

    The great deal on the place? Well the guy next door was a huge dick to everyone when he was home, and his presence drove the property value around him down. But he paid everything on time and in full, so nothing could be done about it. The neighbors couldn't even call the local authorities because nothing this Mr. Lawrence did could be even considered disrupting the peace, he was just incredibly unpleasant.

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    Tumblr prompt fic, based on: “Fuck you and your bee farm I’ve had enough” AU

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    "__________-"Dennison spoke almost on the verge of a whine. "Dennison, sweet pea, darling, bane of my existence! What did I say about touching my music?" You grunted and twisted something inside of the robot. "Y-yes but-" "But nothing!" You interrupted harshly. "If I have to take another god damn five minute break just to shove a grenade up your ass, I will not hesitate!" You threatened without looking back at him. "But H-Handsome Jack is-" "Yes! Yes! I am fully aware of the fact that Handsome Jack is going to be making an appearance sometime today to more than likely kill someone! Although considering how many times I've told you to piss off today, I might be the one shooting someone! If you'd stop interrupting me and touching my music, I would of had all of your shitty mistakes fixed two hours ago!"

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    14/?
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    One day Handsome Jack meets a strange kid in the elevator on his way down for an inspection. He figures out that the child, apparently named Rhys, is suffering from an autoimmune disease; his body is attacking itself, and he has no family to help him. Jack takes him in, and has to deal with every trial that presents itself.

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    28,222
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    9/?
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    155
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    406
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    52
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    3895
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    A series of oneshots about our favourite (au) brothers, Tim and Jack!
    Or the one where Jack is a good brother and Tim is shy

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    1/1
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    3
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    17
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    1
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    143
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    Rhys' mom visits. It doesn't go well, but Jack is supportive and protective of Rhys, no matter how much he wants to kill Rhys' mom.

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    1/1
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    24
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    129
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    2198
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    Hyperion workers suddenly are attacking one another and anyone caught in the middle. One of those few people happens to be the reader after they decide to play hero and save Angel. While trying to save the girl, the reader is beaten to a pulp and blacks out. When they awaken, they not only have their friends worrying over them but they unfortunately now have the complete attention of their boss, Handsome Jack.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    30
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    127
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1283
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    Based on the tumblr prompt found here: http://dailyau.tumblr.com/post/150589270205/the-tables-have-turned-this-week-at-the-pta

     

    “The tables have turned this week at the PTA meeting and this time it was helen that smacked your brownies out of your hand and told you to fight her and christ our children are cheering for you” AU

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    English
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    1,463
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1279

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