20 Works in Good Uncle Lán Qǐrén

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    "Who the fuck are you? Take off my husbands face you bastard," Wei Ying spat out, crossing his arms childishly at his not husband husband.

    "Wei Wuxian-."

    "Put a sock in it not Cheng Cheng, I'll handle you next."
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    or the one where Baoshan Sanren sends 2020 Wei Ying a book of spells and he activates one and sends himself back in time. Not only that but everyone from Wen Ruohan to Guanyin Temple come back too, sounds nice right? Well, not really when everyone remembers what happened and is now wondering two things: Why their dead family, friends, and foe are alive and kicking; and how Wei Wuxian is back in his old body wearing a god awful outfit and short hair. Thus ensues Wei Ying explaining he's from the future and then goes on to tell everyone how life is in the said future; it's sweet and soft but some where along the talks there are more serious, somber ones that have to be told too - and a few apologies to the not Wei Ying , Wei Ying.

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    Rather than mourning a future that had not happened yet, he would rather work with all his might to prevent it from happening. [...] His aim was to fortify his home and his family so that they would never again be left vulnerable to greedy cultivators aiming for his genius. For that, he needed help.
    He may be a genius, but he was not the cunning manipulative man they thought him to be.
    No, that was not him.
    He knew who was, though.

    (Or: Wei Wuxian uses a powerful array to go back in time and builds a secret squad to prevent the misfortunes of the future.)

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    "Yet you won't give the answer to the acting sect leader"

    "I didn't go for the Lan sect, I went looking because Lan Zhan wanted the answer and because Zewu jun asked me to"

    "You would watch the world burn for two people"

    "Oh no, grandmaster. You misunderstand." Wuxian replied with a cold smile "For Lan Zhan, I will burn the world down and scatter the ashes."

    Alternatively: rogue cultivator Wei Wuxian messes up canon and everybody in his path for Lan Zhan but will not confess to said man.

    P.S: I suck at summary before the story is complete but this will cover canon events except Wuxian is a somewhat well adjusted rogue cultivator. Updates weekly on Fridays.

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    Wen Zhuliu doesn't follow Wen Chao's orders in melting Jiang Cheng's golden core. Instead, he brings him to The Palace of The Sun and Flames where Wen Ruohan takes a special interest in turning Jiang Cheng to his side.

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    After the catastrophic events of Guanyin temple, there are good days and there are bad days.

    On good days Jiang Cheng can go about his duties as normal, training his disciples and protecting his sect and it's people from those who would do them harm.

    On bad days he wouldn't be able to get out of bed, staring hollowly at the ceiling in a way that reminded him too much of the period of time between waking up only to feel nothing in place of his golden core, confirming that his time in the hands of Wen Chao and his lackeys was not a dream- and the swell of hope when Wei Wuxian told him about a way to develop a new core.

    On his bad days, his head disciple, Jiang Zhen, would assume the duties of the sect leader until he was well enough to return and the rest of his sect would pray endlessly for their beloved sect leader to heal.

    Or when Jiang Cheng doesn't realize how badly he's doing until he's carted off to Cloud Recesses and finds healing alongside Lan Xichen who's not doing so hot either.

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    “Seize the day, as little as possible
    trusting the future.”
    — HORACE

    Left, thousands of li from home with one of the Twin Jades of Lan was actually not much of an unpleasant experience.

    But what was an unpleasant experience, is waking up in the arms of a man who had slain him. Who absolutely despises him.

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    For a while, the families of Wei Changse, Jiang Fengmian, and Lan Qiang will make a guest appearance in SuperMen|SuperDads, a show that looks into the lives of celebrity fathers taking care of their children.

    At the height of their popularity years back, him eloping with model Cangse had netizens threatening and mocking them left and right. Wei Changze was hoping that, by giving them a glimpse of his family, people will see that they had no regrets plus showing off their little ball of sunshine Wei Ying.

    Jiang Fengmian has never been truly alone with his children since work has piled up. He wanted the opportunity to spend time with his children give Ziyuan a few days to herself.

    People were curious about formal idol Liyun's family. She was forced to retire so young following an unfortunate accident with a sponsor. And then she eloped with Lan Qiang, former musician who is now CEO of LanSecurity Inc. For them to agree to be on the show, what a surprise!

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    In order to financially support his two nephews through university, Lan Qiren, under the name Renren-gege, started hosting weekly livestreams where he partakes in activities such as stripping down to his underwear and insulting his audience. One viewer, known only as golddaddy69, is constantly the highest donator on his streams. Lan Qiren decides to ask them if they have any special requests for their rewards, and is taken by surprise at their suggestion, but goes through with it anyway.

    Jin Guangshan didn't expect such raunchy images of Renren-gege using a dildo, but he's more than satisfied with the outcome.

    One day, they coincidentally cross paths. Jin Guangshan recognises Lan Qiren immediately and invites him to dinner. Lan Qiren doesn't fully realise Jin Guangshan's goal of sex.

    What Jin Guangshan underestimated was just how insecure and unconfident Lan Qiren truly is. Yet he's determined to sleep with this stubborn, socially awkward and incredibly hot man.

    Lan Qiren, meanwhile, has put up many shields over the years, and doesn't believe in things like love. Jin Guangshan has a lot of work to do to break down these barriers and show Lan Qiren how to enjoy life, love and even, simply, himself.

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    — about the deal that I’m making?


    Lan Wangji goes back in time to save Wei Wuxian. This changes everything.

    Day 4: Righteousness | Time Travel
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    wangji always knew that love would be the end of him. it was a Lan thing, to be afraid of love, simply because they were cursed in it.

    or: three times lan wangji has been cursed in love, twice that people whom he loves have stayed whole, and one time he was lucky. (but like, angsty)

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    Lan QiRen spends a day taking care of Lan Yuan at the request of his nephew, softness ensues.

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    "You can carry her, if you'd like," Wei Wuxian says, and immediately Wangji is bending to take his daughter into his arms, ready to pass her to Qiren at his omega's word.
    It has been decades, since Qiren has held a newborn in his arms, but as he automatically shifts his hold to better support the child, he thinks that perhaps it is not something that one is likely to forget.

    /OR/ Lan Qiren meets Yanying but also talks about Cangse Sanren

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    Lan Huan has been kabedoned. By his crush. In the boys locker room. While he’s essentially naked. Lan Huan thinks he’s going to die.

    “Lan Huan,” Nie Huaisang says, as casually as ever, “I helped you, didn’t I?” He uses his other hand to tap his phone against Lan Huan’s collarbone.

    Lan Huan.exe has stopped working.

    How does one speak English? How does one make sounds that others recognize as human speech? Lan Huan’s mouth defaults to, “Yes.”

    Nie Huaisang raises an eyebrow. “Good. Then you can help me, yes?”

    “Yes,” Lan Huan says immediately.

    Nie Huaisang pulls back, face bright and phone (on his collarbone, it was on his collarbone!) in hand. “Great! Put on your clothes and you can get to class!” And then he just walks out of the boys' locker room, as if he hadn’t just completely robbed Lan Huan of the ability to speak.

    Or: Nie Huaisang has had enough of Meng Yao causing his brother undue discomfort with that voodoo doll of his, so he enlists Lan Huan's help in destroying it. And, well, when your crush asks you to do something, you can't just say no, can you? Unfortunately for him, all that's in store is more suffering. And salad. A whole lot of salad.

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    The disgraced Madam Lan gives birth to a daughter first, not a son.

    The Lan sect has never had a woman for a sect leader after Lan Yi, and does not wish to have one again.

    Lan Wangji refuses to claim his sister's birthright.

    (These three facts have shaped Lan Xichen's life, for as long as she can remember.)

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    “Tell me what we will do,” Lan Wangji pleads. “Tell me what will be different, after we are married.”

    “Nothing will be different,” his beloved whispers, tracing the arches of Lan Wangji’s brows with the point of one tender finger. “I've always loved you, my Lan Zhan, so what could possibly change?”

    (In which Lan Qiren gains a new great-nephew, Jiang Cheng loves his job a little too much, and Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian dream about their wedding.)

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    The first discussion conference that Wei Wuxian sits in on after getting married is hosted by GusuLan. What this means is that, as the spouse of the Second Jade and mother of the heir to GusuLan, Wei Wuxian is obligated to join the conference, whether he wants to or not.
    (Spoiler: He really, really doesn’t want to.)

    /OR/The one where initially I just wanted Lan Qiren to speak up on Wei Wuxian's behalf but somehow it devolved into just dumbass Su She bashing ft. Wei Wuxian Protection Squad.

    EDIT (14/08/2020): Added this to the Another AU of an AU series, I forgot to do so when I posted it!

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    The first time Qiren displaces into the body of his soulmate's spirit animal is as an adult.
    He finds himself in a familiar office, a fairly sizable room with a desk, a fireplace, two(?!) whole leather sofas, what looked like an entire wall of books, and a collection of jars.
    As the head of Ravenclaw, Qiren very much approves of the books. However, Qiren is also fairly certain that he knows which room this is, because of the obnoxious green theme going on, but he doesn’t want to confirm.
    (He desperately wishes that he's mistaken.)

    /OR/ Who is Lan Qiren's soulmate click to find out

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    The estate Jin Guangyao builds for them in Dongying is a beautiful place, though it would be more beautiful still if Xichen could walk more than a hundred paces before having to go back to the house.

    “Papa?” Lan Yunhua calls to him, plucking at the long blue skirts of his gown as he starts making congee for breakfast. “Naoko-chan and the other girls asked if they could come to visit us.”

    Lan Xichen closes his eyes and reaches for a gourd of water. “And what did you tell them, A-Hua?”

    “I told them that they couldn’t, because Mother is too sick to have visitors,” his daughter recites. “That’s what A-Die always says to tell them, right?”

    He nods, shooing A-Hua away to the bedroom to keep her brother company—and smiles to himself at the thought that Wangji did not share their father’s fate in the end, even if Xichen could not escape their mother’s.

     

    (In which Jin Guangyao flees to Dongying, and takes Lan Xichen with him.)

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    His grip is strong, but the callouses on his palm are rough and dry, nothing like the hands Wangji remembers from his childhood. When had his uncle aged so quickly, without Wangji noticing? When had Wangji stopped knowing the shape of his hands?

    reupload of a previously-written fic.

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    It'd been a year since Jin Guangyao died.
    Wei Wuxian is back at Cloud Recesses.
    Lan Qiren realises that Wei Wuxian is not so bad after all, and that perhaps Wei Wuxian's particular brand of brotherhood is exactly what his grieving eldest nephew needs.

    (Lan Qiren protects his family. Seventeen years ago, that family grew to include Lan Yuan. Now? Now, it grows to include Wei Wuxian. Eventually. If the idiots (and he thinks this with fondness) will hurry up and confess.)

    A look at Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian, and Lan Xichen, post-canon, from the perspective of Lan Qiren

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