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    Jake English has always wanted to pilot a jaeger, and be the one to close the breach himself, and final become a hero that his grandmother would be proud of. Enter Dirk Strider, a former pilot turned mechanic after the loss of his brother. The pair really seem to hit it off, and it feels like they might be drift compatible...
    Until a test run proves the opposite. Now Jake is left standing in the ashes, forced to the sidelines as everyone else has to clean up his mess. All while dealing with the echoes of having Dirk in his head and how incredibly violating it felt. Can he pursue the feelings he's started developing for Dirk knowing that he'll never be able to be fully open with him?

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    Jake works at a flower shop and Dirk is a tattoo artist at the tattoo parlor across the street... Need I say more?

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    1/?
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    Your name is Jake English.
    You buried your Grandma because no one else could.
    You have three friends, and you never want them to think less of you.
    You have one friend you can't help but love.
    You have one life you seem intent on ruining.

     

    A Jake English character study

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    The Stri-Londes are magic users that have created their own coven of sorts, and have all partnered up and settled in, with the exception of Dirk. His siblings are tired of seeing him mope around, and devise a plan to summon the perfect love for Dirk; his soulmate, if you believe in that sort of thing.
    Jake English is quite the force to be reckoned with, despite the fact that he's certain he possesses no magic. He’s incredibly positive without meaning to be, and alarmingly charming for someone with no charm spells at their disposal. Not to mention he’s devilishly attractive and Dirk is a sucker for those bright eyes under those dark bangs. Something in the way Jake walks and talks and acts has Dirk thinking that this man was literally made for him.
    Is this apparent tulpa just a figment of his imagination, a machination of the magic done by his siblings, or could Jake really be Just That Perfect?

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    5/?
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    A city that never sleeps, a not so lonely island out in the middle of nowhere, a small suburban town, and a house hidden amongst the trees.
    It's nice when everything is as it should be isn't it.

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    3/?
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    Molly meets a time-displaced friend.

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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

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    Español
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    When Dirk's little brother is kidnapped, he must go on a quest to save him. This does not end up the way he thinks it will.

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    Jake English is at the end of his rope, having yet again severed every last tie he had left. That's when he meets a gracious collector of sorts, one who's willing to retie his strings so long as Jake follows his hands.

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    sincerely, j egbert.

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    Kanaya finds a pleasant older version of a friend.

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    "A light starts blinking in the corner of your eye, drawing your attention towards your idle monitor just before an incessant beeping starts up. The noise thankfully doesn’t begin to drive you out of your mind before a few clicks on your keyboard brings the screen to life. The beeping goes quiet but the light continues to flash and a shortcut on the home screen blinks at you. You navigate into the program that connects you to the observatory in New York and you look at the recorded anomaly - anomalies! - and a grin slowly stretches across your face. “Yes!” you cheer and throw your arms up, spinning away in your desk chair. “Finally!” When your foggy mind absorbs the rest of the relevant information, however, your stomach sinks like a stone in water.

    There were three meteors within a week of landing which is… Well, it’s certainly not expected and you can feel the headache coming on as you imagine trying to explain to the twenty-somethings that surprise! You’re gonna be parents after all. Yeah, that’ll be great."

    (Or, a Post-Scratch AU where Dirk and Roxy land at the same time as Jake and Jane. Oh, and some more familiar faces show up in the Alpha Session. Or, an AU just about as convoluted as Homestuck itself.)

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    David Strider learns that his accounts are leaning well into the red and has to take disastrous action.

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    A (pacifist’s) (biologist’s) (engineer’s) solution to a military problem, as told by someone who doesn’t particularly know what’s going on, and doesn’t particularly want to be there.

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    …Hello there.

    I’ll be brief. I don’t want to keep you waiting.

    This is a universe different from the one you know. People play different roles, for better or for worse. While one may deem it a swap, it’s not that cut in dry. What seems unchanged may have been altered irreconcilably from what you know, while some things may seem oddly familiar. As this tale diverges, the fate of our protagonists will change more and more. Already their relations, their identities, their selves have shifted.

    Four kids will play a game.

    That will never change, though. Nothing can change it.

    --

    A sort-of Swap AU I call the Spin AU, for virtue of the swaps being less literal here and there. Details and lives changed, people changed, yet at its core, how much is really different? Follow the alpha kids in shoes they were never meant to wear, and the disaster that follows from our dear friend the butterfly effect.

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    Hahahaha Hi guys..... I'm back to posting another fic that I'm probably not gonna finish.... AKA ANOTHER RP POST WOOOO
    Credits, aka my fellow rpers:
    John and Equius: Halofan7 on AO3
    Jake and Kanaya: Budbunnen everywhere
    Dave, David, and Karkat: overlooker on AO3
    Eridan and Aradia: churro-lord on tumblr
    Terezi and Rose: Me!
    Vriska: chemol on AO3
    Everyone else: Done by various People in the PARENTSWAP: REBOOTED server! AKA: https://discord.gg/MfEmpPFVMu

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    Dirk Strider has an unusual hobby: he collects puppets, and ball-jointed dolls as well. But at some point a ghost named Jake appears in his life, saying that Strider's new favourite doll contains a malicious spirit that feeds off of people's fears and suffering. And so, to defeat it and protect the ones he loves, Dirk has to face the deepest of the human nightmares. Only it appears to be not so easy when the puppeteer finds out that he's become the puppet himself...

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    You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Alternatively, you either get violently murdered by your older brother and kidnapped by Fae royalty or…is there another option? You guess you’ll never know.

    When someone tells you to ‘never fuck with the Fae’, you should probably listen.

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    Detective Dirk Strider is assigned to a suicide case at Betty Crocker Robotics that turns out to be something much bigger involving sentient robots and a pool ball eyed supercomputer. Oh, and chief robot psychologist Dr. Jake English is also there…to stay.

    (I, Robot (2004), but make it Dirkjake!)

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    6/?
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