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    When a young and parentless boy gets adopted into a troll friend group, he unknowingly starts a rivalry between himself and the short, shouty leader of the group. Completely unaware that this is the beginning of the end of his normal, totally cool, and completely trauma-free teenage life.

     

    A Davekat Lilo and Stitch au
    Don't worry, it isn't a direct copy and paste of the movie, but you'll notice some similarities here and there!

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    12/?
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    A decade ago, the sidekicks Coolkid and Kiddo Eclipse were the two most promising up and coming heroes. Both powerful in their own right, together they made an unstoppable duo…

    Then Coolkid died, leaving Kiddo Eclipse to shoulder the burden of both their legacies.

    Ten years later, Jade Harley (now going by Lady Eclipse) is about to prove herself worthy for the Skaian League - the international team of heroes. All she needs to do is take out the notorious gang of criminals known as the Felt.

    (Ten years later, Dave Strider is just trying to move on and live his life.)

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    alternate title: timeline shenanigans: the fic

    what happens when pieces are placed on the board that aren't supposed to be there?

    Current Act: Act 3
    Illustrations in chp.: 2, 6, 8, 14, 19, 28, 31, 46

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    52/?
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    Paradox Space is well a paradox, so naturally an AU has an AU.
    "It's less about things going to our plan, but more about messing with someone else's."

    It is recommended you read or listen to Homestuck: Alternate Universe by FunkMcLovin.
    Any direct passages from the original work are used with permission.

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    8/?
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    The tale of why Jake and Dirk got kicked off the reality TV series Naked and Afraid. (Apparently being hunted for sport and fucked in the forest doesn’t make for good daytime television.)

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    It is worth noting that you are, as of next week, forty years old. Nevertheless your mother holds claim to a large portion of your consideration if nothing else, and you are a firm supporter of respecting one's parents among other elderly folk.

    And so, despite your severe shortage of personal investment in a suitor, you agree to having dinner with this allegedly fascinating fellow who has your mother's attention.

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    Scifistuck.

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    “I do not think Spongebob would survive the apocalypse.”

    “Literally why though?”

    “Why would he survive?”

    “Dude he can literally rip himself up into bits.”

    “That doesn’t stop you from getting bit and infected dude.”

    “He’s a sponge! They wouldn’t wanna eat him.”

    “They go after anything that makes noise, Spongebob can’t shut up to save his life.”

    “You watch how you talk about Spongebob Johnathan whatever-your-middle-name-is Egbert.”

    “James.”

    “What?”

    “My middle name is James.”

    “Oh, really?”

    “Yeah.”

    “Johnathan James Egbert.”

    “That’s me.”

    “Well Johnathan James Egbert watch your fucking mouth about how you talk about Spongebob.”

    “I’m right though!”

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    1/?
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    It's 2016. Something had to kick the self-hating gay man out of you, right? This was practically inevitable.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you cannot stop thinking about that old man.

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    Jake has always lived either 1) for other people, or 2) to fit into a box he placed on himself.
    Just who is Jake English, really?
    It's time to find out.

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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
    OR
    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    21/?
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    Dave's bro dies when he's seventeen.

    _______

    Alternatively: Dave catalogues everything that Bro has left behind in a series of broken vignettes. Until, of course, everything connects.

    (title from for the love of music by Vylet Pony)

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    1/?
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    Jade

    Iwill be adding more to this because I'm having great ideas from my friend thank you Jakerton. Thank you my grandson.

     

    This gets better as it goes on trust me...

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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

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    9/?
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    Xefros is a rustblood troll near the end of his natural lifespan. His final pilgrimage before death is to set coordinates for Earth and meet with Joey Claire one final time.

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    Grandpa Harley has a lot of secrets. He always intended to share them, but he also knew he might never get the chance. He wrote this collection of letters as a failsafe.

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    Skaianet, a powerful spy agency.

    Angered they weren't being taken seriously despite how long they had trained, the children of the Agents of Skaianet take things into their own hands, however this lands them in the middle of the biggest conspiracy of their generation. Clones and stolen xeno tech play catalyst as secrets unfold. For the new team their entire worlds are about to be turned upside down, and they might even have to save it afterwards.

    young justice (2010) au if young justice was 30% less of a superhero story and 50% more of a spy story

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    3/?
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    sincerely, j egbert.

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    1/?
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    Who would have thought house sitting for one afternoon would somehow lead to defending large reptiles from creatures dressed in goofy attire after the world ended? Makes me almost wish I went to that stupid parade, even if our last moments together would be spent watching death descent from above.
    Heh.
    Who am I kidding?
    I miss them so much.

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    1/?
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    Language:
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    4
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