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    Gather ye right close, good people. Come close until the computer screen near scorch ye, for I charge ye that all must see how the antichrist was raised by angel and demon. And let my insomniatic plot bunnies be a message to the archive. Gather ye right close, I say, and mark well the fate of all who meddle with such as they do not understand!

    Or: Crowley takes the extra baby from the hospital and raises him with Aziraphale. Only God noticed that he took the same baby that he came in with... but she's not telling anyone except the readers.

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    A retired Lucifer decides he should get to know his son better - if Adam will let him.

    Along the way, he meets the other two kids in the Swap. One of them needs him more than Adam ever did.

    Chapter 29
    At the beginning of the holidays, Oliver wakes up with a sore throat and a stuffed nose, and pulls a face. He doesn't want to call his parents out of work - they can't really afford the time off anyway - so staying with Mr Luke it is.

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    Various Heavenly viewpoints and attempts at understanding the strange and shocking relationship of the treasonous angel Aziraphale and his co-conspirator demon Crowley. There must be something happening there. They couldn't actually enjoy each other's company or like each other. Something must be going on. More observations necessary.

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    The Them were having fun at the amusement park, but the prize they wanted was snatched from their fingers. Now, they are on a double mission - win back the prize, and enjoy themselves.

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    Pepper struggles with being the only girl in The Them, and with her feelings about girly-ness in general. Anathema gets her talking over chores, and Pep realizes that she's been making a lot of assumptions - about herself and about others.

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    the Them go to a candle-lighting in London. fluffy, soft, a hint of past trauma, everything Jewish life is.
    may or may not be based on my own experience

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    Adam, Warlock, and Josh "Greasy Baby B" Johnson end up needing Adam's "Emergency Contacts" after a disastrous night out celebrating their shared 19th birthday.

    Aziraphale and Crowley are happy to help.

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    Anathema had once said she couldn’t see Adam’s aura, and it should’ve been more of a red flag, but the reality was it had just been so large she couldn’t see it for what it was.

    For Crowley, it was the same thing with trying to see reciprocation from Aziraphale.

    *

    The enormity of love was, by all accounts, indecipherable. Aziraphale had known what love felt like in this world. At least, he thought he understood it. He felt it all around him. He always had. Sometimes, it was stronger in particular places than in others. But, there was something blurred about it all if you looked too close. He’d realized that Heaven never felt like this, yet it’s where you were taught that it should exist. Aziraphale had started to wonder. He couldn’t decide when the thought first came around that perhaps the love he felt had actually been what was sifting between him and Crowley.

    At some point, it was easier to be humbled by the complacency of what they’d always been showing each other than outright admitting it for what it was.

    But that wasn't enough anymore.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale lost track of The Holy Grail a millennia ago, but forgot to mention it to their respective home offices. Now Heaven and Hell are both demanding its return under suspicious circumstances, the three babies they switched at birth are re-uniting, and a retirement home in Florida is aging in reverse. All Crowley and Aziraphale want is to protect their hard earned human lifestyles, but it seems like there’s no rest for the wicked (or the good).

    *I did not know the plot of Neil Gaiman's Chivalry when I started writing this*
    **Not season 2 canon compliant**

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    Aziraphale leaves for Heaven to help with The Second Coming, but not everything Upstairs is as it seems. Crowley runs away from his problems until he is suddenly summoned by a trio of unlikely friends trying to save the world (again). Through misadventures, imprisonments, immortal attempted suicide, lucid dreaming, dealing with teenagers, and an off-putting amount of bebop, an angel and a demon try to find their way back to each other as Heaven and Hell close in around them. (I'm aware that this starts off slow. It starts getting good around chapters 5-6, but the Epilogue might be my favorite part.)

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    There are two men heading towards Jasmine Cottage, ready to kidnap an heiress and ask for a hefty ransom.
    Unfortunately for them, nothing will go according to plan.

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    Esau 'Greasy' Johnson had always felt that he was born into the wrong nationality. Eventually, he finds someone else who feels the same way. A tale of two very ordinary, non-magical humans.

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    Lieutenant Anthony J. Crowley would do anything for his country. Lately that has been organizing and performing highly difficult rescue operations for the British Government. But as his last mission goes awry, he finds himself demoted. Now, he is assigned as a nanny/bodyguard for a widower Professor and his five children in the small village of Tadfield. But this family is more than they seem, and as Crowley gets to know them, he can’t help but start to grow attached. But he also has to wonder, why was he assigned to watch this family? And what is it about them that helps Crowley to relax and become more himself than he has been in years?

    A Good Omens AU based on the movie, “The Pacifier” with Vin Diesel.

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    Greasy Johnson does not want to celebrate his 14th birthday with that weird Adam Young and his friends, even though he and Adam happen to share a birthday.

    But in the last year, he's lost his gang, his friends, pretty much everything but his tropical fish. And, you know, a lifelong rival is a kind of friend...
    --
    “What kind of fish are these?”
    “Don’t pretend you care,” Greasy snarled, trying to loom again.
    “I’m not. Look at that. They’ve got little stripes on them. That’s neat.” He said it so seriously. Adam was always serious these days, for the last couple years at least. Like he was looking at things no one else could see. “I always thought it was nice, the way they all play together. Always have a friend, right?”

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    Adam catches up with an old antagonist.

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    All Crowley has to do is deliver one baby. Nobody said anything about ALIENS???

    Now what is he supposed to do!?!

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    After Aziraphale and Crowley retire to the South Downs, Warlock and his partner take over running the bookshop.

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    In England, it isn't just falling stars that grant wishes. You can also wish on the evening star, the first star that appears when it gets dark.

    5 wishes that were granted, 5 that haven't been (yet), and 1 wish that was mutual

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    It was the week after Greasy Johnson had turned eleven. As a belated birthday present, his parents were letting him spend all afternoon at the public aquarium.

    In other words, the day had been going very well. Unfortunately, he was in the middle of admiring the tropical fish display — easily one of his favorite places in the world — when the door opened to admit his sworn enemies. The Them.

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    There had been a boy in his dreams for as long as he could remember. Slowly, carefully, with determined intent on Adam's part, their dreams grew nearer, and he found a way to tie them together and say hello.

    All bright smiles and mischievous laughter, they could have been brothers. Blue eyed and golden haired, they could've been twins.

    "I'm Adam," he said. And the boy was called Warlock.

    ---

    What if Adam and Warlock were connected in their dreamscapes as children, brothers in their hearts?

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