18 Works in Grub Kelp

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    At the end of The Eternity Code, Artemis arranged for future business enterprises with Mulch Diggums. Once again, his business pursuits will cross paths with the LEP Recon, particularly one officer named Captain Holly Short. This time, she is in need of his assistance. Spoilers: Books 1-3 and editing for flair. There is a rather large probability the rating will have to go up.

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    3/?
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    Holly is on the trail of a low level smuggler, however, when she and Foaly discover that the cargo he’s carrying is much more dangerous than they thought, they’ll need Artemis’s help to make things right. However, unbeknownst to his fairy friends, Artemis’s world has become a lot more complicated. Is there time enough to save the fairy world and put his life back together?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    5
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    14
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    A year has passed since Haven was nearly destroyed thanks to what is now referred to as the Great Techno-Crash or the Berserker Incident, and The People have finally shifted back into normal lives. For Commander Trouble Kelp, normal life consists of piles of work, keeping his officers in line, and of course, managing his love life. If anything is certain, nothing is easy for the elf, especially considering his relationship is rocky at best. He has decisions to make and fast, before he finds himself caught up in the flames.

    Set one year after the Last Guardian

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    1/?
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    Artemis makes a miscalculated assumption

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    318
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    Just a little one-shot. It's a given that, after being on the site for a while, you've got to pair up Grub Kelp...right? He's too cute to be single! A bit of office banter leads to a shocking proposition for Corporal Kelp.

    Podfic of "Like I Like My Coffee" by Kitsune Heart.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    I'll be reposting this work after it undergoes heavy revision and work. I'll leave this one up for several months before I delete it properly

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    4,111
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    500
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    Get a Tumblr they said, it’ll be fun they said… You are not on twitter? Lemme fix that for you she said… We’ll make you an Instagram account Mud Boy, you’ll like it they said… Artemis your mother thinks you should get a Facebook he said…

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    605
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    Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 19: Whatever Angeline said to Holly was terrifying.

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    52,097
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    509
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    20329
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    Set 12 years after the great crash (aka the last guardian), in a world where a new genius rules the criminal underworld, the story follows the tale of a teenage Rene Mardling and her struggle against the LEP. Can she do what Artemis accomplished all those years ago? Can she make it out alive?

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    23,468
    Chapters:
    14/?
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    4
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    2
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    247
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    A series of short scenes that we've all been panting over for the last book. Filling in plot holes, increasing the levels of awesome, shipping in such quantity as hasn't been seen since WWII, brick jokes, and fixing those little mistakes. Chapter 15: The grand finale, and I have RUINED you all for the last book, haven't I?

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    15,105
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    53
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    267
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    39
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    Filing. Meetings. Paperwork. Hordes of the undead descending upon you and your coworkers, ravenous for their succulent brains. Wing Commander Vinyaya should really get overtime for this. A sequel to "In Another's Eyes."

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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1946
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    The missing bit from chapter 51 of "In Another's Eyes." Ten years taking care of needs, but had they ever really belonged to one another? Perhaps Grub had, but Vinyáya gave herself to no one. Never completely. Until now.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    28
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    3
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    2363
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    Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?

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    Chapters:
    58/58
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    10464
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    Just a little one-shot. It's a given that, after being on the site for a while, you've got to pair up Grub Kelp...right? He's too cute to be single! A bit of office banter leads to a shocking proposition for Corporal Kelp.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    3699
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    Another Spud's Spud Emporium, another goblin rebellion, another universe…

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    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    135
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    In between keeping the underground safe from trolls, humans and ice-cream, the LEP like to kick back, relax and... annoy each other.

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    English
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    2,728
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    510
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    The Kelp family are unique, and widely respected. But not everything has been rosy for them - and when times are hard, they stick together.

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    730
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
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    251
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    Grub thinks about the difficulties of having Trouble for a brother - always being second best, being thought of as a failure by so many, and the feelings which cloud his mind.

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    English
    Words:
    438
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    194

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