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    He held the device in his hands, turning the helmet over and over again as he thought about it. He had been quite adept at ZERO even before they had modified it. It had never been difficult for him. He could choose so many ways to go, if only he wanted. He already knew what he was going to do, though.

    He just, wanted to see what Khushrenada was thinking. At the end of the war, under house arrest, any of it. Things had changed so fast, from leader of the world to man under arrest to leader again like snapping fingers, and with those glimpses before he just. He needed to understand. It wouldn't bring anyone back to life. It might bring him peace.

    Letting out a slow unsteady breath, Wufei raised the helmet and slid it onto his head before thumbing it to life.

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    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*

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    ''While the title of High Lord Protector hasn't seen use since Cybertron's Golden Age, it is hardly a forgotten honor.
    With peace talks moving swiftly forward and no clear reinstitution of the Functionalist Council yet in sight, Some have speculated that Optimus Prime and the warlord Megatron could be formally uniting through the ancient ceremony of appointing Megatron as Optimus' Prime's-''

    Megatron is old and tired, and if there's anything he doesn't have time for amidst the exhaustion of peace talks, it's the thoroughly baseless rumor that he will ever act as Optimus Prime's High Lord Protector.

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    approximately 15 years after their informal marriage, Akira and Schwarz Nijino are finally able to certify their Marriage. This is 18 years post the series ending. they are old, cranky, happy, and have all those old married couple vibes. My headcannon for ages in the series is 28 for Akira, and 30 for Schwarz. They now would be 46 for Akira and 48 for Schwarz.

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    [It’s never occurred to Jīn ling before, but Jiāng Chéng is right… technically, he and Lán Xīchén aren’t married. They’ve been together for years—decades—and yet they’re both still bachelors. Without thinking, he utters, “What the fuck.”]

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    [30 years post-canon]

    Old (not officially) married XiCheng getting hitched, for the sake of the children. (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ Finally! It's what we all deserve!

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    Left to die on the sands of Tatooine, Boba Fett expected nothing. No rescue, no aid, nothing. But sometimes fate steps in to rescue the wretched, whoever they might be. And sometimes that fate comes with a soft face, gentle hands, and a kind heart.

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    Après son accident de voiture, Matthias veut savoir qui des membres de sa famille est resté après la Grande Disparition. Les survivants de la famille Stresemann sont complètement brisés.

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    Bilbo Baggins wants to do something special to repay Maglor for helping him with his writing over the years he's spent retired in Rivendell. Unfortunately, the elf in question is a little hesitant to cooperate, once he knows what his little hobbit friend wants to do. Not that his request is unreasonable, not in the slightest, but Maglor has a rather complex relationship with his memories, and isn't quite sure how he feels about having them recorded for posterity.

    Still, if it makes the halfling happy...

     

    A continuation of 'Return to Life', this story is mainly going to be little snippets and vignettes of Maglor's new life in Imladris, mostly out of order and mostly unrelated.

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    {What would happen if Levi had decided to save Erwin's life instead?}

    "Did... Did you do it?" Erwin asked, all Levi could do was stare back at him wide-eyed, "did you kill the Beast Titan? Did all those lives that were lost mean something?"
    That question felt like it mattered more than any answer he would find in the basement in that moment. The silence alone was enough to answer his question.
    Erwin awakens the new host of the Colossal Titan after barely scraping by the threat of death, sacrificing the life of Armin for the greater good of Humanity. Now having changed the tide of fate, a new path is formed, and it's not any prettier than the last.

    [⚠WARNING: THIS WILL HAVE SPOILERS FOR SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN SEASON 3 AND 4, INCLUDING THE NO REGRETS OVA ⚠]

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    I’m sorry I forgot you in a hotel room in Roswell when the sun died, Jim wants to say. Has been meaning to, for a while now. Apologies don’t come easy, clumsy foreign little things on his tongue, like he’s trying to wrap his head around a whole other language. Kane wouldn’t appreciate it, at any rate. He’s a detective and Jim knows the type through an intimate knowledge of himself -- the fact that it happened is always gonna outclass the why.

    (Jim's grown used to the routine he and Nate Kane have fallen into. He contemplates it.)

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    Some time has passed since he's been spared by the Hero of Ferelden and moved to Montsimmard, followed by the woman who Joined the order with him in hopes to avenge her late lover - the one he's killed in the attempt of saving his country.
    Yet Loghain finds himself surprised when he realised he doesn't quite dislike the woman as he had anticipated and that, in fact, her hatred does nothing to the growing interest he's harbouring inside his old heart - both shameful and very human.
    How does a deposed Fereldan general cope with the idea of falling for an elven Orlesian mage, after despising them for so long?
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    Original Warden Character - non-Hof

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    In bringing new Lost Boys back to Neverland, Peter Pan brings something else, too, and Spanish Flu wreaks a deathly effect on Hook's crew.

    In the aftermath, the Jolly Roger comes for the last time to England, and Hook faces the most frightening adventure of his life: retirement.

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    Written for The Witcher Secret Santa 2020 for Tumblr user stillness138. Geralt and Iorveth re-visit the town of Flotsam, the memories they left there, and things get emotional and sexy along the way. We see how the town, and they, evolved over the past decade. Takes place about 10 years after The Witcher 2, and is canonical to my fic The Green Man And The Gwynbleidd, although you do not need to have read one to read the other.
    Many LOTR and Silm references, some quotes from the movie, some just random elf things. I hope this is enjoyed thoroughly!

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    The two of them had been on the earth together for so long.

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    In order to keep the members of the Dark Brotherhood in contact with one another, Speaker Terenus creates a group chat and invites several…distinct individuals to join, although may be in over his head.

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    2056, six years after the end of World War III. A planet depopulated and devastated, with the remnants of humanity trying to scrape together what's left of society. Out on a base at the edges of civilization, a man leads a cadre of tactical dolls dedicated to helping save what remained. From criminals to rogue robots, conspiracies to conflict. The humans and androids of Sector 09 stand ready. Whenever they aren't driving each other up the wall.

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    Farley Havelock's ship is sank-- and his son has something to say about that to the massive sea creature what sunk it.

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    Luke tackles Zoom for the first time this Christmas.

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    Habits, especially ones that have been etched into someone’s daily routine for so long, are hard to break.

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    Twist on the “Back of the Mirror” AU where Veld and Vincent (and by association Elfe and Sephiroth) trade places in the FF7 storyline.

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