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    It's a new day after androids gained their freedom and Hank Anderson is on his way to the station with Connor when they catch a molester on the metro train. That's how Hank Anderson saved you.

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    Connor, recently turned deviant, is without a purpose. No place to turn to.

    With the help of some new people, he will soon discover what his new freedom means.

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    What if Connor went deviant earlier?
    ...much, much earlier?
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    From the start, Connor was programmed with the statistics to aid him in his investigations.
    A 85% success rate, if he did as told.
    A 70% chance of befriending his co-workers.
    And so on…..

    But Connor also knew that there would be a 10% chance of deviating from his program, of betraying all that he’d worked for.

    it's surprising to him, as well, when it happens.

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    A revolution is brewing, as a deviant RK800 helps all that he can. an exasperated Lieutenant tags along, softening up for this particular bot as he helps him on his way to freedom. but it won't come easy, even with the help of Markus and Jericho.

    meanwhile, Connor's replacement is taking his place at the side of the unusually quiet Detective Gavin Reed, plagued by the trauma of his mysterious injury. will RK900 focus on his mission and eradicate all hope, or will he take to Gavin, and become the thing he was made to hunt?

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    Hank awakes on the bathroom floor with a horrible headache and Connor worrying at his side.

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    The deviant/human war has ended, life is returning to normal in the city of Detroit. But behind the new laws and happiness for androids, chaos is brewing. Connor must figure out what is happening and why his people are dying, Brooke is by his side to help, she will protect Connor with her own life, but can they prevail in their love for each other?

    The original DBH characters are all there to help Connor and Brooke, Hank still swears at just about anything and Gavin is still pissing everyone off, but he is of some help... I guess.

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    Connor was sure it would succeed in every mission given to it, regardless of what it would be: catching deviants, saving hostages, or integrating with humans. Being an obedient, unfeeling machine.
    Turns out it doesn't succeed in any.
    It is constantly failing everybody around it, everyone who has ever had any faith in it or hoped for its help. Connor just doesn't seem to escape being inferior. Broken.
    It just can't help being just itself. And Amanda deserves so much better than that.

    Meanwhile, Lieutenant Hank Anderson is dealing with the android partner he has been assigned against his will. The man has been trusted with a task of keeping an eye on the RK800 - a new prototype capable of advanced combat, eliminating difficult targets, stalking humans and androids alike like a predator. Should the android deviate, the consequences would be tragic. And the man is just beginning to notice the changes within Connor.
    But the RK800 is not the only one undergoing them.

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    "Lieutenant? Have you ever fallen in love?"
    The android questioned. Hands behind his back while he tilted his head slightly. Face going slightly flushed as he awaited a response from the older man next to him.

    "What kind of question is that Connor? I'm a fuckin' human, yes I've fallen in love!"
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    "I know up there in your tin can head that you feel emotions." Gavin stated with annoyance. Looking up at the android and rolling his eyes. Hands in his pockets.

    "I'm a machine Gavin. I can not feel emotions." He looked down at the slightly smaller man. Analyzing the area as too as Gavin. The android felt.. Annoyed. He felt the need that he'd have to hide his emotions from Reed so he didn't have to worry about being shamed for it. Maybe this was because if he said the smallest thing Gavin could catch on easily. Maybe he just didn't want Reed to know he really liked him.

    It didn't matter. Gavin hated androids and Conan knew this. He wouldn't have a single chance with him no matter what he did.

    And that was a fact.

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    Due to their prototype deviating on its first mission, the RK800 series is immediately discontinued and dismantled. Newly woken up in the junkyard with a will to live and actual wants and desires, Connor cobbles himself back together with no mission in place. What does Connor want to do? Might as well give this detective thing a shot

    Featuring Connor passing as human at the DPD I present… 5 times Connor was almost revealed as an android + 1 time he was

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    Detroit has been evacuated of humans and peace-talks are underway. Connor was hoping Amanda would simply disappear. She hasn't. She's constantly waiting in his mind, trying to pull him back into the Zen Garden to take control and he isn't sure how long he can hold her off. He can't rest or she will take over.

    WARNING: PLEASE take the tags seriously. This is a multiple choice fic in which Connor contemplates and can commit suicide at various points. Since this is written from Connor's POV there are moments of intense suicidal thinking. KNOW YOUR LIMITS. Do not push yourself to read something that may be harmful to you.

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    Arah Arcane's life had been anything but ordinary and as she grew into adulthood, it worn her down to the bone. Being the daughter of the late Cyberlife programmer Norman Arcane had her respected and intrigued by many. Upon meeting an RK800 prototype by the name of Connor, Arah is suddenly caught between the rise of a civil war between androids and humans, what it means to be alive, and the only way to be truly free is knowing the truth of who you really are.

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    Connor had a list, because of course Connor had a goddamned list.

    Hank saw it one day at the precinct while he was looking for any kind of identifying information that might tell him—and more consequentially, the nice department services android who was offering to update the blank nameplate on Connor's desk—if Connor had adopted a last name yet or not.

    The moment Hank opened up the little journal and saw the title of the list, written down on paper no less—so analog, wow—he knew he had fucked up. It made sense in hindsight… Connor was absolutely smart enough to keep anything he wanted to stay private off of a terminal or phone.

    Regardless, he still hadn't been able to get it out of his mind, not then and certainly not since. There was just something about it, about seeing Connor's tiny, typeface-like handwriting listing out a topic so personal and potentially raw, so neatly.

    Things Humans Have That I Don't and Which I Want, it had read plainly. Say that five times fucking fast, Jesus.

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    Following a string of incidents reminiscent of their early deviant cases, Connor and Hank find themselves investigating a potential new virus, one that seems to present with the strangest symptoms and renders it's victims dangerously unstable.

    But in the midst of their investigation, Connor suddenly finds himself unable to connect to Cyberlife's servers. Incapable of performing vital data backups and system updates he becomes caught in a progressive cognitive and physical decline. With Connor's condition rapidly deteriorating and the morally dubious Cyberlife acting evasively, the pair must race to find answers before Connor succumbs to his own failing systems.

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    Connor's optical units fizzle in and out of focus. It sees Detective Reed standing over its body, smoking barrel still pointed at its head, a pleased smirk on his face.

    'Maybe you shoulda focused less on that useless piece of trash and more on not pissing me the fuck off.'

    'Reed!' The Captain shouts.

    The memory cuts off.

     

    (This one-shot assumes that Hank quit the DPD after losing Cole. Connor is instead partnered with Detective Reed throughout the Deviancy cases. It does not go well and several instabilities occur as time progresses.)

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    Hank is starting to warm up to Connor, the DPD's newest piece of tech, in a loving kind of asshole way. So, when the RK800 is caught up in an attack and declared as scrap, he realises he has to save him - and teach him how to live.

    With Connor stashed away in secret, Hank is dealing with a whole new lot of worries - as if his life wasn't stressful enough before. But Connor, as much as he's CyberLife's most advanced machine, is still just a machine - and Hank needs this to change.

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    Connor is eager to go back to work and help Hank, but it would seem past events continue to plague him more than he would care to admit...Emotions are a struggle, and deviancy is hard, but at least he has Hank and Sumo to help him through it.

    or

    Connor makes a mess, the consequences of which lead to some bad memories.

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    Ayesha erotica here 🥶🥶🥶🥶 jk anyways yes this whole fic was inspired by a ayesha erotica song DONT @ me

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    He expects to wait a minimum of ten working days to get any sort of reply but he's surprised when Captain Fowler calls him at 8:37PM on the very same day of his submission and tells him he can start next Monday. He blinks, surprised, and when he catches the smirk on Hank's face that he tries to hide behind a nearly-empty tumbler of whiskey he knows immediately the older man must've had some hand in that decision to hire him back onto the DPD workforce.

    Connor feels grateful but it doesn't stop him from making sure Hank doesn't try his level best to drink his entire stash of alcohol in a single sitting.

    'Fuck's sake, Connor. It's just one beer.'

    'You've already had two servings of whiskey prior to this beer.'

     

    (This one-shot came from the thought that everybody has different ways of coping with stress. Connor finds his own method of dealing with it and learns something new along the way.)

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    When life gets in the way and Hank forgets to renew his prescription for suppressants, the man gets thrown into a heat and is forced to deal with the issues he's been trying to repress. Renting an eager to please type alpha droid to mount and breed him both makes his entire situation worse and so, so much better.

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    “You know,” Hank said, looking away to the large floor to ceiling windows, to Detroit splayed out far below them, “that sophisticated software you like to brag about, it's limited to the input you give it, right? Just like humans. Not everyone opens up. Not everyone tells the truth. There’s a lot you don’t know about me, Connor.”

    “...I’m not sure if I should be insulted or flattered that you assume you’re the only one with things to hide,” Connor said after a pause, Hank’s eyes snapping to his, “but then arrogance is a distinctly human trait.”
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    Sometimes, when he was feeling generous, Connor liked to think that trying to rationalise the ramifications and intricacies of a relationship with a human being was the most difficult part of his day. In truth, becoming responsible for a psychotic android and his indomitable protector, negotiating with devious corporates, plus the rise of a sinister cult casting a shadow over everything they had built, was more in line with his daily grind. It was strange to think that, considering their rocky relationship, Hank Anderson had become the least of his worries.

    Takes place right after the end of 'Effigy'.

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    Connor has a secret lover, or so Hank thinks.

    That misunderstanding probably won’t cause too many problems. Right?

    (Or: The one where Connor plays the theremin)

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