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    "Rule one, we are just kissing. No touching. Rule two, do what I tell you."

    "Kinky. Didn't know you had it in you."

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    Ever since returning to their own bodies and to Drearburh, Harrow and Gideon's dynamic had gotten weird. You could say they were finally getting along now, about time after almost 2 decades of knowing each other, but this was something more than that. It was tension both of them refused to admit.

    Which is why, when Gideon asks Harrow to teach her how to kiss, Harrow can't bring herself to say no. And Gideon says she wants to learn so she can get girls, but they both know Harrow's the only girl she wants.

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    A series of drabble requests!

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    Gideon and Harrow traverse a haunted house attraction to uncover its simmering secrets—and to cause some Halloween mischief of their own along the way~.

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    The Continent was used to the occasional visitors from other dimensions, but when a trap surrounding the doors of the Tomb sends Gideon and Aiglamene hurtling to a new home, Gideon finds herself with a new calling, and maybe a better chance at having a life. A series of oneshots set in a 'Gideon joins the Witcher's Bear School and gets to be a little bit happier' AU (This is my first fic in a LONG time, any feedback would be really appreciated)

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    “You should make it more interesting,” Coronabeth laughs, with a beer bottle in her hand and a scheming smile on her full red lips.

    “How?” Gideon asks, her body bent over the pool table, aiming for a risky shot.

    “Make a bet or something. Something dare-y. Something that would really make you work hard to win, you know?” She taps a long index on her chin while biting her lips, pensive.

    “Like, what?” Gideon prods, taking a sip of her beer.

    “Like, if Harrow wins, you have to give her head for a month.”

    *

    Harrow and Gideon really enjoy bickering with each other, which is something that every one of their friends has noticed by now. When Coronabeth proposes an indecent bet to push them together (while a bit tipsy, to be fair), no one really pays much mind to what happens after. The problem is, God forbid one of them steps away from the challenge.

    Or, ‘Honestly, we all headcanon Gideon as a pussy-eating champion. Now she has to give head for 30 days AU’

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    In one of the locked rooms of Canaan house, Gideon and Harrow find an old computer, containing video material of the original lyctors. They, of course, dutifully survey it.

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    After the catastrophic events concerning the births of Kiriona Gaia and Harrowhark Nonagesimus, they try to navigate their existence in a world full of superficial relationships and discover the secrets behind perfect lyctorhood and necromancy.

    Alabaster Chambers throw out their open graves, the order of the world falls apart, the bloodthirsty howls of anarchists enfold the ceremony of innocence and a pitiless lullaby rings into the ears, cradled by the hands of Angels.

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    “My goodness, you are a big pup,” Harrow murmured, stepping a little closer. “And so… fit. My name is Harrowhark.”

    Oh my god. Harrow didn’t recognize her under her pup hood at all! This was great! She could mime her way through some polite back-and-forth, make a graceful exit, and hide under Dulcinea’s table before you could say “Fuck yeah!” Relaxing a little, Gideon pulled back her shoulders and stood up straight, showing off just how big and fit she was. Harrow reached out as if to run her fingers over Gideon’s well-muscled arm, then suddenly withdrew her hand.

    “Excuse me,” she said, a blush blooming across her cheeks. She shoved her hands into her pockets. “I am not usually so handsy, or so hasty, for that matter. But there is something about you I find… alluring.”

    Fuck, Gideon thought, she was not going to make it back to that table.

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    Gideon goes to a fetish party, makes some new friends, and runs into her fucking ex.

    Complete fic, posting weekly on Sundays.

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    “Prince Kiriona at your service.” She flashed that white charming half grin "and what's your name, my dark fairy?”

    Harrow didn't know what summoned her to do it. Perhaps It was just because she was still shocked that her childhood foe didn't recognize her in this ridiculous get up, or that she was presented with a fake name as well. But slowly, dreamily she responded.

    “Nona”

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    John looks up from his Jack and Coke in drunken curiosity.
    "What's with the face, Harrowhark?" he asks, genuinely concerned.
    "Contrary to popular belief," Gideon butts in, "her face just fuckin' looks like that, bitch." She tends to use "bitch" as liberally as commas when off her ass.
    "You're piss drunk," you shoot back.
    "And you, my good bitch, are just as contemptible as the day you clawed your way up from Hell."
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    It is Harrowhark Nonagesimus' birthday, and it only gets worse from there.

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    “Oops. Did I interrupt a little Ninth heart-to-no heart there? I just suddenly realized I actually do like to cuddle after sex.”
    Kiriona bristled, locking her eyes on Ianthe. “Don’t even bother, you milky skank. She knows.” And she doesn’t even care enough to be jealous, was what she didn’t say.
    ***
    Just Harrow and her pair of hopeless simps having a totally normal evening on the Ninth.

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    “If you let my hands go right now, I would totally not abuse that power,” she lied again.
    Harrow laughed, the sound suddenly unbearably attractive. “Yeah?”
    “Absolutely. I wouldn’t even be selfish about it. Give me five minutes and we’ll see how many times I can get you off, my Skeletal Queen.”
    “Really? You sure?” Harrow smirked. “You wouldn’t get distracted and wander off?”
    Gideon scoffed. “Of course not. Unlike certain others, I am a good girl.”
    Harrow's un-calloused hands cupped her jaw warmly. “A very good girl.” She kissed her on the nose, and Gideon Nav ceased functioning.

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    She had noticed through careful observation that the majority of necromancers behaved weirdly at dinner events. Particularly necromancers of Ianthe's calibre - or of whatever, significantly lower calibre the rest of the Canaan House hopefuls were. Few of them had a normal relationship with food. It was only the very insufferable ones who thought they were special about it.

    (Ianthe + food. Set pre-canon and during the events of Gideon the Ninth)

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    At the start of the new term, two students from Drearburh Prep transfer to Nevermore Academy.
    Enid wants to get to know them and, of course, drags Wednesday along with her.

    The two new students have an interesting dynamic and some strange ideas about Enid and Wednesday’s relationship.
    But their friendship will come in handy when a dangerous situation starts to develop that puts Wednesday in peril.

    Or: The Locked Tomb/Wednesday cross-over with sneaky matchmaking, slow burn Wenclair, danger, and two golden retriever/black cat pairings.

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    Prince Kiriona doesn't quite know why her Father decided she needed to get married, nor does she know why He invited all Nine houses to stay on her personal station, The Prince's Throne, while she chose a bride. Or groom, technically, but it was only ever gonna be a bride.
    Still, with the heirs of eight Houses to choose from there's got to be somebody she can fall in love with!
    And~
    Love is the farthest thing from Harrowhark Nonagesimus's mind. She's here to save her ailing House, however she can. If only she can catch the eye of The Most Divine Heir, Prince Kiriona, she might yet pull the Ninth back from the brink... not that she knows the first thing about catching a prince's eye...

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    It’s the start of Year 6 at Hogwarts, and Harrow is a Slytherin prefect, top student, and all around bad bitch.

    The only thorn in her side is her antagonist since childhood, Gideon Nav.
    If that annoying Quidditch star himbo would just leave her alone, everything would be lovely.

     

    Or: The enemies to lovers one where Harrow and Ianthe are toxic besties, Gideon likes to run her mouth, and both Harrow and Gideon are bad with feelings.

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    Harrow’s life had already gone out of control but now things really have gone off the rails and she isn’t sure of she’s going to be able to deal with the impeding crash.

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    In the ten thousandth year of the King Undying, Harrow Nova decides to make her twenty-seventh attempt on the life of Ortus Nigenad. She will become the Cavalier Primary of the Ninth House if it kills her. Of course the Reverend Daughter has something to say on the matter.
    And none of it matters anyway, because a letter has arrived and everything is about to change.

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    They'd been together officially for a while now - unofficially inseparable for even longer - and Gideon wanted to put a ring on it. After months of worrying about it, she'd measured Harrow's finger in her sleep, and gone out and gotten her a ring.
    And then... nothing.

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    Harrow felt the slanted smile against her ear as Gideon squeezed her ass and said, “You know if you’d led Mass in the raw like this, I actually would’ve attended. Every time. Front row.”

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