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    Gideon and Harrow have found a nice quiet planet to live a nice quiet life on. Gideon feels alienated from her body after being resurrected, though and it's killing their sex life. She and Harrow decide to spend a day working through it.

    Or

    A Cottagecore AU meets a Duck Butter AU.

    Or

    Several sex scenes interspersed with musings on trauma.

    Or

    Just let them be happy for two goddamn seconds, PLEASE.

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    1/1
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    “Do I get to touch?”
    “If you want,” says Harrow, carelessly discarding another magazine. And then, pointedly: “And if Griddle behaves.”
    Another noise from across the room. Corona is starting to see the shape of this. “Want me to get Cam?”
    “If Cam wants to join us, we’d be glad to have her.” Harrow’s mouth twists, curving up. “Though some of these magazines are very nasty.”


    Coronabeth Tridentarius has never asked about the rope marks Harrow leaves on Gideon's wrists. It was only ever a matter of time before she found out anyway.

    This is a coda to Let's Make The Most of this Beautiful Day (Since We're Together We Might As Well), but it can be read as a standalone.

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    2/2
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    68
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    640
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    Camilla's usual practice tools are missing. Ianthe fills in.

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    9/?
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    3
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    15
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    2
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    "Harrow," finally, Gideon's throat was able to form words, though her brain still lagged, and she didn't know what sort of words should have been used in this moment, because what do you even say when you have a hand full of the Reverend Daughter's tits? Gideon had no fucking idea.

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    16
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    63
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    6
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    As punishment for a particularly scathing end to her junior year of high school, Gideon Nav is sent to Camp Mithraeum: A sprawling collection of empty fields, wood cabins halfway rotted to hell, and a lake which glitters gorgeously in the sun, sitting approximately at the edge of the universe. Gideon, loudly gay and loudly atheist, is hoping to make this experience as miserable for everyone else as it is for her. Just when she thinks that bible camp couldn't possible get any worse, she's partnered up with her greatest enemy, Harrowhark Nonagesimus.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    288
    Kudos:
    180
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    26
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    Harrow could see through the open top the lurid, brightly-printed covers of cheap pulp magazines. CULT SECRETS: THE STRANGE REVENGE OF THE SCARLET BOUNTY HUNTERS! read the issue on the left. DOUBLE FEATURE TROUBLE! read the one on the right, THE HANDMAIDENS OF SUBTERRANEA! TERROR ON THE JOVIAN FRONTIER! It showed a malformed pterodactyl attacking a woman wearing what must have been a really large red sheet, set against the backdrop of a huge pile of jewels.

    "Ugh," said Harrow, who had secretly been hoping the box contained a skeleton.

    Or: Gideon Nav and Harrowhark Nonagesimus grow up together in the shadow of the Ninth House cult.

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    Chapters:
    4/20
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    20
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    68
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    9
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    561
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    "Rationally, Gideon could have taken a piss before starting her workout, right when they got back, and really, she had been planning to...but once she and Harrow had gotten back to their quarters, Harrow sat at a little desk and poured over her notes, and it had distracted Gideon so much that she forgot entirely about her bladder situation."

    In which Gideon forgets to pee before a workout and discovers Harrow has a dark, secret fetish.

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    Turnabout's fair play in love and war. That means it's probably legal in whatever the fuck Harrow and Gideon are doing. (Or: Gideon gets the necro-flu.)

    A direct continuation of "The Meaning of the Word".

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    783
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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus is this close to graduating from high school early and escaping all of her dreadful, hormonal peers. Unfortunately, a rogue physical education requirement - and her own hatred for shorts - forces her to join the school's fencing team.

    Friends are a waste of time, in Harrowhark's opinion. The loud, muscular, extremely attractive saber fighter is determined to kill that opinion super dead.

     “The question, my lugubrious lady, remains: what in the crypt-keeping fuck is your deal?”

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    63
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    146
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    26
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    When the Dark Forest cats rose against the Clan cats, they were defeated. Or so the stories say...

    What if Tigerstar hadn’t been defeated by Firestar? What if he had discovered a powerful magic, and used it to put himself back in power?

    Enter Gideon, small orange ball of self-proclaiming hotness. Gideon spent her young life listening to her foster mother tell stories about the Clan cats. Now, she has the chance to join the Clans, and become a warrior herself. But during Gideon’s training as an apprentice, things don’t line up exactly as she’d hoped. Dark secrets start to unravel, and she’s forced to choose between loyalty to the Clan she’s always dreamed of joining, or loyalty to her newfound friends.

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    6/?
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    Harrow and Gideon complete the entropy trial and smut ensues in the morning after

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    1/1
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    Harrow has a problem. Mercy has a solution.

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    2,167
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    30
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    1
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    That was when recognition struck me like Augustine’s rapier at practice. I knew this armor from my youth.

    I would like to give myself slack for not noticing the armor earlier--I had been busy adjusting to Lyctorhood after all--but cutting myself slack was never something that got us to where we were. To where I was.

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    Ianthe reminisces about a historical union between the Third and Ninth houses.

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    Gideon can feel a wide grin spreading over her face. “You want me to jack off for you, Nonagesimus?”

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    109
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    656
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    Gideon Nav loves the Renaissance Faire. It’s her second home, and during Faire season it is her only home. She had been performing since she was a child all thanks to her parents. A recent high school graduate, Gideon was thrilled to finally work full time at the Faire. She had played minor roles as a knight for the past few years, but getting a major role with lines was her dream.

    Then members of a different Faire join Gideon's precious Canaan Faire while theirs is undergoing renovations. The Dominicus Faire is filled with nothing but rich prep school kids, and Gideon's longtime rival Harrowhark Nonagesimus. To make matters worse, this season involves the knights being bound to the actors portraying the king's royal advisors. Which means that a knight and advisor will spend the whole Faire day by each other's sides.

    And guess who Gideon Nav is stuck with.

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    16,192
    Chapters:
    5/17
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    501
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    Gideon and Harrow go ghost-hunting.

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    34
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    She never could have satisfied you, though, Harrow. She was a simple creature. You were to her like a pearl before a swine, precious beyond her comprehension. Be thankful this way opened you to me, and that when you are ready to ascend to my side, the galaxy will fall at our feet.

    Eight were called to Canaan House. Two survived. They have done something terrible and sacred. They have become something terrible and sacred. They are just going to have to deal with it.

    Remix/mash-up of Magichorse's excellent Harrow/Ianthe (I'm still holding out for 'Harrianthe') works, because they were kind enough to indulge me.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    23
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    2
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    203
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    I am incapable of following prompts so here are 1500 words where Gideon is a doofus and Harrow is a mess. I bent the whole "one flesh - one blood" thing a bit, but its a smutty prompt drabble so please don't take it too seriously. Wrote this instead of sleeping because sleep is hard.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    269
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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus has an important Anatomy midterm tomorrow morning. But her biggest academic rival has other plans, and schemes to disrupt her evening of studying by "pranking" her with a very special, unwanted pizza delivery.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    2
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    21
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    336
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    It was just cavalier and necromancer -- two perfect Lyctors -- in a room that smelled like rust and dirty socks.

    Alone.

    Which meant, Gideon knew, Harrowhark was finally free to do whatever she wanted. What she had been dying to do ever since she’d seen Gideon alive and back in her own body.

    And what Harrowhark Nonagesimus wanted, more than anything else in the universe, was, of course, to yell at Gideon Nav.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    387

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