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    V-Day came and went, leaving Eggsy and Daisy motherless, with Eggsy to raise his baby sister. Years have passed, Eggsy rose above impossible circumstances, opening his own bakery and raising Daisy to be a happy, loved and thriving five year old. His life is good. Even with no alpha of interest, because an omega can support themselves, until his dry cleaning is mixed up and he's faced with a scent that he can't shake.

    Merlin owns one of the biggest, most successful software companies world-wide. Creating top-notch, eco-friendly and efficient computer parts and systems. The alpha is so absorbed in his work, he has no time for personal or family life, and with a past that makes finding a mate difficult. Until his dry cleaning is mixed with Eggsy's and the attraction between the two is undeniable.

    As past and current situations hold both Eggsy and Merlin back, Harry, Daisy and Roxy work to show them there is nothing to fear. Will they be able to overcome their timid and shut-in ways to realize they're meant to be?

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    Eggsy Unwin is a Dom. Yeah, he's kind of inexperienced, but he's keen - but he knows he's not worthy of anything Harry and Merlin have to offer. At least, not yet. No matter what his fantasies are.

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    The decision has been made to adopt Zach, Leo and Gemma. So, naturally, Merlin and Eggsy were in the market for a bigger, permanent home for their growing family. And the time has come to introduce their new home, and new children, to the rest of their friends and family. Who are all unsuspecting of the new titles Merlin and Eggsy plan to hand out at their housewarming/commencement party.

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    The Hart-Unwin twins, Sebastian Lee Hart-Unwin and Skye Marie Hart-Unwin, are causing chaos at Kingsman HQ. Because no one can tell them apart. Well, Harry and Eggsy can, but that's because they're their babies and they've got it on lock.

    Harry and Eggsy have a well earned day-date to themselves, the twins are left in the care of Merlin and the Knights. They run into a bit of trouble.

    Their fathers have dressed them in the same outfits and they are, after all, identical.

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    Eggsy has about a few weeks before he has to be the most picture perfect escort money can buy for one, dashing Mr. DeVere.

    Harry is only trying to teach Eggsy to waltz, and dance properly, just in case the moment should come up in their mission to dance intimately together.

    Merlin is so done with their shit. He uses the excuse that Roxy needs him to pick her up and closes out their comms.

    Pretty much your basic "idiots in love but refuse to acknowledge the growing fire between them until the very last minute" type of story, depending on my reads, I'll try to start the second chapter.

    I've finally started writing again. Hallo!

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    Gallant; of a person or their behavior; brave, heroic.
    ; one who attends or escorts a person.
    ; one who is unflinching in battle or action.
    ; a person who is dashing, spirited and having great dignity and nobility.
    Knight; one who is devoted to person or cause.
    ; one who is award a the title by a sovereign in recognition of merit or service.
    ; one who comes to the rescue of someone in a difficult situation.
    ; one who is innately chivalrous.

    Those two traits are less common than they should be and historically, seemingly non-existent in women.
    Which is utter bollocks to Galla Garrett, who might have had a rough upbringing, where those traits are weakness, but that hasn't stopped her from being herself. Which is just what an ancient artifact, belonging to her uncle has been looking for.
    Fem!Eggsy+BlackKnight!AU.

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    Eggsy works a graveyard shift at a convenience store. Harry is his insomniac customer who likes to wander around at night. He stumbled into the store one night at like 2 am and met the frazzled and irritable Eggsy Unwin, who Harry continues to come to the store to see at absurd hours of the night. And because he unfortunately can't get enough of the grape fizzy drink.

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    “You are out of your fucking mind. I thought you were dead, I grieved, I mourned. I saved the fucking world, but I felt nothing. Because you were dead Arthur.”

    "I haven't felt anything for so long."

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    Eggsy ignores Harry after his return, when they are locked in a room the truth comes out.

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    Eggsy calls in the medal, but when Harry Hart takes him under his wing, Eggsy finds himself face to face with the one person he thought he'd never see again. His best mate and former next door neighbor, Rosie, or Mordred as Kingsman calls her. Because of course his best mate is a Kingsman agent now, and a damn good one at that.

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    Эггси был ребёнком, заботливо выращенным в чужой для него культуре, являющим собой эталонный набор противоречий. У него было два имени и три семьи. Казалось бы, в такой ситуации впору запутаться и перестать понимать, кто ты такой на самом деле - но Гэри Анвин точно знал, кто он такой. Только никому не рассказывал.
    А Гарри Харту очень хотелось узнать.

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    egg(alahad)sy created Kingsman chat.

    egg(alahad)sy: welcome to a new era

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    Eggsy gets an early morning phone call from his sister regarding Christmas for their mother - Harry Hart is an annoying, but deliciously pleasing, distraction.

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    A potential Kingsman recruit makes the mistake of speculating on Eggsy's place in the organisation. Far be it from Agent Galahad to let his man be so maligned.

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    After ten years of marriage, Eggsy and Harry decide to renew their vows. Only Eggsy has a case of cold feet. Luckily Roxy is there to set him to rights, and get his arse married for a second time.

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    Harry asks Eggsy to do something for him after a long day of work.

    OR

    Harry wants Eggsy to sit on his face.

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    A simple wardrobe malfunction could cost you everything.

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    Dean had Eggsy sign up at the Kingsman Agency, England’s discreet and (somewhat) secret gay mail-order-bride service.

    After a year of silence from them to which Eggsy assumed was due to his questionable records (petty criminals didn't make the best wives, did they?), he thought that he would never get a call announcing an interested suitor, and he wasn't hoping for one either.

    But he'd never gotten what he wanted, and just when he thought things couldn't get worse, they do. Or so he thinks.

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    In the event that something were to happen to him in the line of duty, Merlin created a computer programme for his sister and her family to access his personal files: texts, documents, photos, videos — records of his real life — the life beyond the confidentiality of Kingsman anyway.

    Merlin-centric excerpts from a larger collaborative work. Enjoying it? Trying to gauge interest for posting the full work.

    Tags and rating updated with each chapter.

    CH1: G. Merlin becomes an uncle.
    CH2: T. Merlin makes shortbread. Background M/M (Merwin, Merlahad, or Hartwin -- Pick your poison...) if you want it.
    CH3: G. Merlin and Harry in a graveyard.
    CH4: M. Merlin does the London Triathlon and Harry watches. Merlahad subtext if you want it.
    CH5: T. Young Merlin. In a dress. Playing rugby.
    CH6: T. Merlin, Harry, and some hair clippers from Harrods. Implied Merlahad.
    CH7: T. Harry helps Merlin back to his apartment after surgery; they each have a gift for the other. Implied Merlahad.

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    London is due to get a nasty snow storm, which means some of the roads are closed off. That means Harry, Percival, Merlin, Eggsy and Roxy are stuck at Kingsman's Estate. They are all cozy by a fire with alcohol, and an idea to play truth or dare to pass the time.
    When it comes time for Harry's turn, he pulls Percival's name out of a hat holding everyone's name. He decides to ask his husband what the first thing was Percival noticed about him.
    Percival's answer surprises everyone.

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    These are added scenes that did not make it into the main story: Happy Pets Means a Happy Home.

    It will include snippets between chapter 33 and 34 of the story - nearly a 20 year gap between the two chapters - and other fun, including: Pet POV's, tumblr requests for the story, personal HC's on the story, time-stamps, and some much needed merhartwin smut - which is what started this monster in the first place.

    All of our favorite canines, and a few added animals, will be making an appearance here was well.

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    4/?
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