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    Harry is betrayed. Harry gets a second chance to do it all over again.

    There is just one catch. If Harry gets to keep his memories from his previous life, so does Voldemort.

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    27/?
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    PSA: This is a crackfic. It's a parody/satire of the books, the current state of the world and fanfiction in general. It's all a joke and was written to entertain myself and others in quarantine because I figured people could use a laugh right now. While it pains me to have to write this, because I believe it spoils some of the fun, I want people to know ahead of time so that they can just enjoy it if it's their cup of tea and feel okay with going along on this absurd ride.

    Now, onto the actual summary:

    After enjoying a summer romance Harry is excited to go back to Hogwarts, especially now that his nemesis Cedric Diggory is FINALLY out of the way! But just when Harry thinks he's got it made, a letter from Professor McGonagall and a worldwide pandemic changes everything...

    Disclaimer: Obviously JK Rowling owns the rights to Harry Potter, and I am definitely NOT her.

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    31/?
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    36
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    7
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    Harry was left on his (false) Aunt's door step after his parents were killed. Dumbledore just didn't take into account the fact his mother (like the rest of that family) wasn't exactly human, or the fact that she would wake up only minutes after Harry was taken from the house they made a home in (on his orders).

    Watch out Dumbledore, you got many very powerful beings after you after you tried to tear their family apart for his plans.

    Let's just hope they don't kill him right away with all the heart attacks they give him.

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    3,108
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    1/?
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    2
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    10
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    7
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    Everyone has a soulmate. Any person with any degree of common sense knows that. Everyone also has an enemy, chosen for them by Lady Magic herself.

    How do they know this?

    On the seventeenth birthday of every witch or wizard, two names tattoo themselves upon their wrists. One, their enemy. The other, their soulmate. Which one is which, you ask?

    No one knows. Sometimes, not even the witch or wizard in question knows.

    Except Harry seems to have one name on his wrist...the name of a certain blonde haired ponce who's way to attractive for his own good...

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    1/1
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    Harry survived his first year but, as always, it's only downhill from there.

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    9/18
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    86
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    122
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    17
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    Sick of the Dursleys and resolved to missing his few friends if it means getting away from the people of the Wizarding World and their nosy whispers, Harry gets the idea to leave it all behind for a while, just a bit, just for a rest. Like a camping trip, except he’ll take enough provisions for a year or so...maybe some plants, seeds and things for a little garden. Maybe some time away from the things that weigh him down will help the constant highs and lows he’s been feeling for a while now. Just a little break.

    (Or, the one where Harry says TTFN and takes himself off on an indefinite vacation and upsets a few very careful plans.)

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    54,413
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    8/?
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    “What should I call you, darling?” Tom purred into the man’s ear, nibbling at his earlobe. The man moaned again, writhing against Tom deliciously.

    “Ha-Harry,” he groaned, arching his back as Tom’s hand began to explore even lower. Tom playfully dipped his hand into Harry’s waistband, and Harry shuddered.

    “Well, Harry,” he breathed, his voice curling around the man’s name, “Would you like me to bite you?” Harry’s breath hitched at the question, but he remained stubbornly quiet. Now Tom couldn’t have that.
     
    Harry and Tom first meet at a nightclub, and after an unforgettable night, they both are desperate for more. But what will Harry do when he realizes who Tom really is?

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    18/?
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    A boy with long, black, bloody hair stumbles into the great hall, and everyone goes silent.

    Including, but not limited to, the four Marauders.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    131
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    29
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    Harry avait fait l'armée suite à Poudlard et la défaite de Voldemort.
    Il aurait pu être lépidoptériste, Luna lui avait montré la beauté des ailes délicates des papillons. Mais il avait finalement signé pour la seule chose qu'il savait faire : se battre pour les autres.
    Mais au moins, ses lunettes étaient plus stylées.

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    3/?
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    The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries had many consequences. One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. But who can really he rely on in this farce of home? And should he really trust Albus Dumbledore to have his best interests at heart?
    Harry was going to go back to his time. Back to 1996. He was going to go back to the Department of Mysteries. He was going to save his friends, and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened.
    But how? At what price?
    And what will be left of him in the end?

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    38/?
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    “And soulmates? What does that mean?”

    Ron seemed to brighten a little at that. He always did so when he had a chance to teach Harry and Hermione something new about magic.

    “So there’s this legend, right? Like, at first witches and wizards where sort of joined. One soul in two bodies or something. But then the old gods got jealous of them. Didn’t like how powerful that made the magical folk, I guess. And they separated them into two people, with only half a soul each, to make them weaker. We are supposed to be looking for our other half in people since then.”

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    Salazar Slytherin woke up in the body of a three year old boy with the most ridiculous head of black hair and a runic scar craved into his forehead. The last thing he recalled was dying. Now it is over 900 years in the future. What is a wizard to do?

    Series
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    Words:
    141,180
    Chapters:
    11/?
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    3
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    745
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    What if Harry decides that all of the death from the war was pointless and does something about it? So, he gets ahold of a time turner and purposely travels back in time to stop Voldemort from rising with no intentions to return to his proper time. How does Harry's life and the future change because of this decision?

    Sorry for the kind of awful summary but as I update the tags will be more helpful.

    Sorry for the cheesy title. It was the best I could come up with.

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    85,160
    Chapters:
    11/17
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    130
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    647
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    237
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    Harry Potter saves Bulgarian Quidditch star Viktor Krum from an early death when Death Eaters invade the Quidditch World Cup campsite. From there, a friendship (and something more) blooms, turning everything on its head. New friends are made, old friends are lost, secrets are revealed, and the fate of Wizarding Britain is forever altered.

    Originally posted on FF.net as 'Normalcy'.

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    548
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    It's amazing what you can find in a small bar on a no where island. Marco didn't find exactly what he was looking for, but that's the risk you run when you window shop.

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    7,758
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    32
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    90
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    When Harry dies in the Forbidden Forest, he is surprised to wake up to Death greeting him. Death gives Harry a 'chance to make it better' and Harry, naive boy that he still is, decides not to further investigate what Death really means. Harry wakes up in a world similar to his own and realizes that he can make this world a better place than the one he left behind. He seizes the opportunity with a small promise hidden in the back of his mind. When he dies again, Death is going to hear a piece of his mind.

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    24,037
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    8/?
    Comments:
    108
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    140
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    Harry thought he was going to dislike Lockhart as a teacher. Turns out he was wrong, he doesn't dislike Lockhart at all, he hates him. Having just learned he had a bit more money in the bank than he initially thought he hires some help to deal with his little issue.

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    1/1
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    22
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    3
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    151
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    Prequel to ST, LB-adjacent: It was common knowledge that Hope Potter was a very unnatural girl, but it was the dearest hope of Petunia and Vernon Dursley that no one ever found out how unnatural she really was. LB with edits and scenes referenced in ST, one year each chapter, FemHarry

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    278,462
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1221
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    Harry inherited not only his father's looks but his father's eyesight as well. By age seven, little Harry is completely blind. How does this change his years at Hogwarts?

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    English
    Words:
    41,118
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    268
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    5603
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    After all was said and done, the Weasleys went home. Two months passed, Harry and Draco returned to England permanently. Did things change? Was Harry able to forgive? Is there going to be a happy ending for everyone?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,171
    Chapters:
    13/14
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    179
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    5481

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