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    After enjoying a summer romance Harry is excited to go back to Hogwarts, especially now that his nemesis Cedric Diggory is FINALLY out of the way! But just when Harry thinks he's got it made, a letter from Professor McGonagall and a worldwide pandemic changes everything...

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    When Harry dies in the Forbidden Forest, he is surprised to wake up to Death greeting him. Death gives Harry a 'chance to make it better' and Harry, naive boy that he still is, decides not to further investigate what Death really means. Harry wakes up in a world similar to his own and realizes that he can make this world a better place than the one he left behind. He seizes the opportunity with a small promise hidden in the back of his mind. When he dies again, Death is going to hear a piece of his mind.

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    Harry inherited not only his father's looks but his father's eyesight as well. By age seven, little Harry is completely blind. How does this change his years at Hogwarts?

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    He feels the familiar pull of Veritaserum right before the astonishment that his mother- his own pure and loving mother- used it on him. LuLu didn’t even warn him, the traitor. Luckily he’s been learning how to deal with the potion for a while now. 

    Everything would be fine, except Pansy and Blaise have no training, and his mother is deceivingly good at brewing.

     

    Or the one where everything is getting better in his life until Harry's name throws itself out of the Goblet of Fire and Draco doesn't mind killing his friend if it means keeping him safe

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    This is just going to be a series of one shots or short stories that pop into my mind in the depths of boredom. If you want a story, comment. I can write whatever! (Hopefully)

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    6/?
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    “Harry Potter,” Dumbledore whispered.

    With that, five students collapsed, banging their head against the table with a loud clatter. Screams rang across the room as Madam Pomfrey was forced to examine the unconscious students.

    Those who collapsed?

    Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood and Harry Potter.

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    Harry discovers that he’s back in the past, stuck in his 15 year old body to be exact.

    Now he was to find his mate and save the world from a gruesome fate that he and his companions had glimpsed from the future.

    But what if it wasn’t that easy? Especially if his mate is a cynical, cold-hearted dark lord and his enemy is the man he considered his family.

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    La noche del 31 de Julio Lily Potter tuvo gemelos.

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    (Because I'm a total slut for the whole Ice King/Sunshine Queen trope.)

    Evangeline Rosier was never meant to be a part of the war. Hell, she wasn’t even supposed to be alive. But when she's pulled out of hiding and back to England she can't help but jump right into battle. Forging friendships and battling death eaters along the way, Evie falls in with a mismatched group of friends that she can't help but to love. But when fate comes knocking will she be able to give the former Death Eater a chance?

    Lucius Malfoy doesn't deserve a second chance, at least that's what he tells himself of every time he looks in the mirror. But, following his wife's death and his son's disinheritance, he knows what he must do to keep the Malfoy name alive. Little does he realize how much life is waiting for him beyond the walls of the manor.

    Pushed together by the gods themselves and surrounded by a bunch of lovable idiots who just want the best for them, how can these two not fall ridiculously in love? Starring a whole host of characters and a shit ton of shenanigans, this fic is bound to get a little chaotic.

    ***UPDATED WEEKLY ON THURSDAYS***

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    Ron's best friend, Harry, really confuses him sometimes.

    Not long after his friend makes a fool of himself in potions, Ron comes across a number of odd situations centered around that one bloody Slytherin, Malfoy.

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    After the war, Draco Malfoy undergoes a tumultuous trial, where certain people get to know certain things that he is not so fond of them knowing. What happens after is a complete mess and there is the only person who is at fault here - Auror Elise Baelish and her prying into something that she shouldn't have.

    ** I've made little moodboards for key characters to help me write, you can find them here:
    https://ibb.co/wcRzdSp
    https://ibb.co/PczWhhC
    https://ibb.co/QrLCkCF

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    Draco duda sobre tomar la marca tenebrosa,Harry tiene un extraño presentimiento que lo sigue hasta clase de pociones y Neville es su típico desastre en clase de Snape.

    Añade un gira-tiempo, una poción hecha con ingredientes incorrectos, dos Gryffindors actuando sin pensar y ¡BOOM! Tienes una aventura interdimensional.

    Y obviamente, si Harry está involucrado él arrastra a Ron y Hermione consigo.

    Mientras tanto, dos Slytherin juegan a los detectives.

    ¿Lograrán volver a su dimensión a tiempo para dar sus T.I.M.O.S o se quedarán atascados en un mundo demasiado extraño?

    ¡Maldición!¿Por qué Harry nunca puede escuchar a su sentido arácnido?

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    Snape is made Head of Magical Law Enforcement, not Headmaster, but everyone is still out for his blood.

    The people of Magical Britain are calling for his resignation. Umbridge and Yaxley have ganged up to destroy his political career. Voldemort's not happy with the lack of progress on the Potter front. Any day now, Harry Potter is going to kill him.

    This is a political tragedy based on Shakespeare's 'Coriolanus' but set in the magical world. Updates twice a week.

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    Se dejó caer contra un árbol, sintiéndose patéticamente perdido, desconcertado, sin saber que hacer, como actuar.

    Se arrepintió de no haber seguido el consejo de su madre y haberse quedado en casa, estudiando, como todas las noches. 

    Joder, se arrepentía de tantas cosas.

    Tuvo el impulso de hacerse un ovillo, quiso que la tierra se lo tragará, quiso desaparecer.

    Pero eso era imposible.

    Entonces, en medio de su ataque de pánico, cuando sentía que las bocanadas de aire que tomaba no eran suficiente, cuando sentía que sus pulmones iban a explotar, una risa suave y burlona se dejó oír, y todo el cuerpo de Tom se tensó. Sus ojos subieron al instante y sintió su corazón detenerse cuando dos par de esmeraldas lo miraron como si fuera la cosa más hermosa que existiera. 

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    День 7: Feeding (кормление)

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    1/1
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    Snape encounters Harry at Flourish and Blotts.

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    Severus keeps putting off making use of a nifty little spell he's been researching. Harry decides he'll help.

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    Voldemort's resurrection goes a little differently.

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    El 31 de Diciembre de 1926, Merope Gaunt tuvo tres hijos. Cuando uno conoce a los trillizos Riddle, lo primero que piensa es que son tres pequeños ángeles en un mundo de demonios. Cuando uno conoce por segunda vez a los trillizos Riddle, descubre que ellos son los demonios.

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    Harry is a little shit with bad planning. Getting him into a small (maybe not so small) mess. Luckily Tom Riddle knows how to improvise with his impossibly rash lover.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Harry Potter was dead. The Potters knew that. Everyone did.
    He died at the hands of Voldemort that fateful halloween.
    Except that's not quite true.
    And when the Potters learn the truth, everything changes.

     

     

    So. I've never been big on writing and don't know how much of this I'll be able to do. I have a lot of ideas but have trouble in the execution. If anyone would be interested in helping, please comment. Thank you.

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