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    Amarilys Helena Euphemia Augusta Potter did not die.

    But neither did Voldemort.

    So where in hell was she?

    (Here and there with her Immortal parents that's where!)

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    Harry James Potter makes choices. They determined his husband and his new father/guardian. This was not what anyone was expecting at all. MiM help them.

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    41/?
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    A strange dagger finds itself among Harry's things. It isn't until he awakes from a strange dream that things begin to take effect and puzzles begin to solve themselves. A strange dagger. A strange lake. And strange dreams. What more could he need?

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    4/?
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    In which Harry Potter is Natasha Romanoff, and talks to a voice in her head named Tom as she tries to survive life.

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    9/?
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    Harlow Euphemia Potter is the daughter of Lily and James Potter. She goes through a lot of shit. Harry Potter is a little shit. Read more to find out.

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    1/?
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    When Nia Hope possessed Petunia Dursley to protect the children of the wizarding world she intended to help all the children. Next on the list a little girl with a second hand diary.

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    3/18
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    27
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    Harry Potter, the forgotten twin brother of 'Boy-Who-Lived', beaten to death by his abusive Muggle relatives. But his Magic disagreed to die so early, so it dug deep into his soul and blood and brings out something that will help him survive and live. But the question is.. who will take him from his destined cruel Fate?

    Tom Marvolo Riddle, AKA Lord Voldemort has fallen into deepest of voids because of his addiction to Dark Arts. So when his Prophesied 'Equal' and mortal enemy, who also happens to be keeper of his soul piece, comes to his aid and offer him another chance by helping him recover from the insanity thus filling out the void that has been created by cruel and merciless fate, what he will do? Can he refuse the little green-eyed chaos maker who declared himself as his 'son in everything but blood'?

    PS : All characters belong to author JK Rowling.
    Tags may change as the story progresses.

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    31/?
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    If you were given the option to write yourself into a story to fix everything wouldn't you? Maybe Possessing an unwilling and unaware Petunia Dursley on her son's eleventh birthday is slightly immoral. It's also entirely possible that forcing Dumbledore to hire her as the new Muggle Studies teacher and make the subject compulsory is extremely unethical. Harry doesn't seem to mind though so we'll call it a win.

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    17/17
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    29
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    Rosa Potter was never very good at following her aunt's commands. If there was ever a time she did however, it was when the woman told her to get out of the house and stay far away until the sun set on Privet Drive. In truth, Rosa liked it when she was told to leave. She loved how she was given the ability to adventure away from the pristine streets and out into the forest behind the house, escaping from the stifling life that she so despised.

    Rosa should have known that if she wished hard enough to escape, someone would eventually come along to take her away.

    Or perhaps she did know, and simply wanted to be taken.

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    210,443
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    25/?
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    Harry and Tom have come back in time to mess with Mortals- again.

    This time it is the moment Harry arrives at the Graveyard.

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    1/1
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    A deaf Harry Harry Potter/Marvel fic where Tony is Harry's uncle

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    3/?
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    Draco Malfoy is an actor with a perfect life. Due to a mysterious ritual that took his soul to the era of Ancient Greece, he awakens in the body of the Prince of Sparta, who is about to be married to Ares, a God of War who has a bad reputation in history.

    Having no other choice, Draco is forced to adapt to the era of Ancient Greece and accidentally learns the secrets of the Olympus Gods that are apparently not as written in mythology. Even though Draco knows the long history of Ares's affair with Aphrodite, the Goddess of Beauty, it is becoming increasingly difficult to escape the charm of Ares, who is determined to melt his heart.

    Will Draco give up and accepting his new self? Or did he choose to return to his old perfect life? And what happens when Draco accidentally learns an important secret that could have claimed his life?

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    This is not your usual ordinary sweet story. This is a twisted story with shadow lurking from the corner because a love story isn't always beautiful.

    Draco is SHORT than Harry in this universe.

    [DO NOT REPOST OR TRANSLATE]

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    In a drunken moment of weakness 18 year old Severus Snape had a one night stand with the 18 year old cousin of Sirius Black, Proxima Black, resulting in pregnancy. Reluctant at first Snape realized that this was what he needed, someone he could love and to have their love in return. He accepted the pregnancy with the promise to co-parent but he and Proxima eventually grew to love each other as two outcast people but he could never forget Lily.

    Proxima gave birth to Silvestra Dorothea Snape and they were happy... for a while at least.

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    "I'm sorry Severus."

    "Proxima no!"

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    -Please do not copy any part of the story line or characters personas, dialogue, etc.
    -Any original character names, personalities and actions that resemble real life people is unintentional.

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    White flecks fell gracefully around him, the wind picking them up and carrying them as lightweights, watching one float down and then quickly melt into crimson, the deepest shades of red that complimented his skin idly. The snowflakes fell into the blood shamelessly, not a care for the color they were drowning in, or the taint of the liquid that did nothing to alter its own state of solidity against the ground.

    Sad eyes sighed in defeat and annoyance, sitting up and craning his shin that was badly bruised to the point of his flesh splotched in yellows, greens, blues, and blacks. Disgusting. He pulled himself up, the cold numbing any pain he should’ve felt, but at this point, would he really have felt any?

    If he was a normal Wizard, would he have been treated like this so brazenly? As if suddenly, his life mattered if he his parents had overlooked what he was, who he was, why he was what he was? No, they still would’ve thrown him away.

    Everyone threw him away at some point.
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Hogwarts 1939, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!

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    The Master of Death is not to live and not to die. He is bound to fate forever, to fight and fight and fight. Living for eternity, to be a soldier in one way or the next. Sent to worlds so that he can right the balance. Not too much death, not too much life. To kill and to save.
    Harry Potter sits on a train bench in a place that does not exist and a time that has gone by, and contemplates his life. He thinks of his job, and realizes that his life is simply put, unfair. He should get a refund, or should lodge a complaint with the higher powers. At the very least, he deserves a vacation.
    Or, how Harry Potter gets to relive his life with express purpose of does whatever the hell he wants, because after everything he's done he deserves a break, and if that means causing as much chaos as possible, then so be it.

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    3/?
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    67
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    Harry has just finished his 1st year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry after being sorted into Slytherin. He expects to have the best summer of his life, but he loses hope when his friends don't seem to be responding to his letters.

    When he returns to Hogwarts he comes to learn that a new evil now walks the halls of the school. The Chamber of Secrets is opened and the heir of Slytherin is in Hogwarts.

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    6/19
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    When Healer Draco Malfoy sees an opening for a Healer in Romania, he's struck with the urge to leave St. Mungo's so they know exactly how much he does for them. Serves them right, the way they treat him.

    Nevermind that Harry Potter is in Romania, big and buff and sexier than ever. Nevermind that he's a Dragon Tamer. Nevermind that Dragon Taming is a dangerous profession and would require Draco to heal Potter often...

    Or

    Draco moves to Romania specifically to be boned by Beefcake Harry Potter and all his friends know it.

    [UPDATES FRIDAYS]

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    Daisy is caught between Fred and Kylie, and other classmates are still being thrown into the mix. Kylie Ford of the Weird Sisters is starting in Daisy's year, and our protagonist is definitely excited about that! Also, even though what she tells them is true, the Ministry still won't accept that Voldemort is back.

    A new teacher called Umbridge has been stationed at Hogwarts, and Daisy is going to bring her down! It is Fred and George's last year, and she is going to make it count. She and her twin start up an illegal defence group called Dumbledore's Army and when the Weasley twins leave Hogwarts, Daisy goes with them.

    Then, when she and Harry get a vision, they go to the Ministry to 'save' Sirius. And on top of all that, Daisy has to deal with her growing angel powers and confronting her dad ... her real, angel dad... who could that be? Read to find out!

     

    Book songs - Army (Ellie Goulding) and Closer (Tegan & Sara)

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    How do you catch a criminal that can travel through dimensions?

    You send someone after him, of course. And Robards knew the just the Aurors for the job.

    Or, he did. Until all three of them became inexplicably incapacitated at the last minute. Now his best bet are three war veterans fresh out of training.

    But there’s more to this mission than what meets the eye, and the most treacherous world out there might just be their very own.

     

    Starring a MOD Harry Potter who's as unkillable as ever, Neville "Robards-you-bastard-why-won't-you-let-me-quit-already" Longbottom and Ronald Weasley's left leg ("Did you splinch yourself again?" "I was on fire, I'd like to see you do better!")

    (Also featuring Hermione Granger, aka the only reason the ministry isn’t in shambles, and Draco Malfoy, who is still adjusting to life with a moral compass because why the fuck does being a good person take this much effort.)

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    1/?
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    5
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    146
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    He always thought as a child that the earth was like 'ouroborus':never-ending, but when he sees the planet die from the war, he learns that he needs to fix it

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    699
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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    64

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