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    Harry Potter, forgotten twin brother of 'Boy-Who-Lived', beaten into death by his abusive Muggle relatives. But his Magic disagreed to die so early, so it dug deep into his soul and blood and brings out something that will help him survive and live. But the question is.. who will take him from his destined cruel Fate?

     

    Tom Marvolo Riddle, AKA Lord Voldemort has fallen into deepest of voids because of his addiction to Dark Arts. So when his Prophesied 'Equal' and mortal enemy, who also happens to be keeper of his soul piece, comes to his aid and offer him another chance by helping him recover from the insanity thus filling out the void that has been created by cruel and merciless fate, what he will do? Can he refuse the little green eyed chaos maker who declared himself as his 'son in everything but blood'?

    PS : All characters belong to author JK Rowling.

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    Sometimes Harry really thinks he’s been cursed in life.

    It’s really the only explanation and it makes a ton of sense.

    He’s born, which has potential, but then his parents were both violently murdered, so that’s not all great. And he had a chance to live with his godfather and the werewolf boyfriend, literally the plot of some romance novel, he’s sure, but that somehow ended up with Sirius in Azkaban, Remus depressed, and Harry in the care of some of the most abusive people he’s ever met in his life. He’s lied to for years, and then he gets magic, something he had only dared to think about, but he got it at the cost of having to kill a professor at the ripe age of eleven.

    Harry gets to experience love, from family that he has now, friends that he never expected to make, and the biggest asshole that always makes him warm. He gets to feel happiness, but only if the world’s biggest serial killer comes with it.

     

    or the one where at least their relationships have fallen into place

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    The tattered memory of Tom Riddle sat on the porch of number 4 Privet Drive, pressing desperately into the horcrux housed in Harry Potter’s forehead.

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    In which Harry Potter is unceremoniously thrust back in time and forced to deal with Voldemort whining inside his head, at least Death had the decency to apologize.

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    Rosa Potter was known on Privet Drive as being an inquisitive little child, large circular glasses making her already big curious eyes even bigger. Her aunt always called her ‘bug eyed’ and ‘owly’, which she knew was meant to be an insult but found rather cute instead, and took to the garden to hunt down bugs that might resemble her. The girl was always covered in mud because of that, wandering around the neighborhood with dirty hands and feet and face, her long wild hair attributing her to a savage deposition. The neighbors considered her a pest, half crazed as she army crawled through rose bushes and scaled fences in her effort to explore every possible nook and cranny.

    When she was eight years old, only three months from her birthday, Rosa Potter disappeared without a trace.

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    The only thing going through Tessa's mind as she stared at the girl in front of her, was that this was the LAST time she ever tried convincing Death to find a hobby and to not be such a workaholic. Honestly at this point, she wasn't even sure why the hell she bothered anymore. Death always finds a way to make her regret talking him into some form of vacation or another...

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    In a world of magic, nothing is as it seems for Harry James Potter. During yet another pain filled summer, everything that he thought he knew will change. Betrayal of old friends, lies from beloved allies, forming friendships with enemies, and soulmates. Follow along in this Order of the Phoenix AU.
    Revenge heavy. Kind of cliche'd. Don't like it, don't read it.

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    Harry never thought that walking in on Hermione and Ron having sex would be the thing that would make him realize that not only is he bisexual, but definitely has the hots for his two best friends.

    In which, Harry tries to navigate his feelings for his two best friends while also trying to keep it hidden.

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    'I love you', he said and littered Draco's whole face with small kisses. 'Yeah you set my soul on fire', hearing Draco laugh heartfully would always be enough for harry to put on a show for him. Even if it meant using a joke from 'Tom And Jerry' as reference. It wasn't like he expected Draco to understand it due to his pureblood ubringing. Oh how he was absolutely fucked and miserably in love.
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    In which Harry pretends to love Draco as a strategy against Voldemord and accidently ends up falling in love with him anyways.

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    Everything had been snatched from him — his lover, his youth, his dreams — only to be trapped in an arranged marriage with the Emperor who did not love him from the beginning, and now he must endure the humiliation of being expelled from the kingdom.

    Draco will do everything in his power to maintain his position as the Empress.

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    This is not your usual ordinary sweet story. This is a twisted story with shadow lurking from the corner because a love story isn't always beautiful.

     Endgame!Drarry

    [ DO NOT REPOST OR TRANSLATE ]

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    Five times Harry offers his blood to a vampire and 1 time a vampire offers his blood to him.

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    Death was not what Harry thought it would be. An empty train and a being proclaiming himself to be the Death, telling him that, “sorry, no afterlife for you” certainly wasn't anywhere near his expectations.

    And having his soul and magic crammed back into his four year old body, being told that he can never die… That was another painful kick to the groin.

    But Harry is British, and the phrase “keep calm and carry on” is practically a part of him by now. He realises that this is a second chance at life. To actually live and do whatever the hell he wants without being someone else’s pawn. It is a new beginning, and things are going to be vastly different this time around.

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    After the war, Harry has become depressed. He blames all the deaths in the war on himself, he started cutting, he doesn't eat right, and he has nightmares almost daily. When he and his friends get invited back to Hogwarts for their 8th year and his crush he's had for years starts to try and help him will he get better? Will he finally become happy once again?

    Warning: mentions of cutting, eating disorders, and nightmares are in this story. Please do not read if you are triggered easily.

    I do not own Harry Potter, credits to J.K. Rowling

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    In a BDSM society where image is everything, to be branded as a "brat" or "untameable" is looked down on.

    Harry Styles, world famous singer and actor is an untameable sub. He's rude, aggressive, hostile, disrespectful and promiscuous. No dom in their right mind would touch him.

    Louis Tomlinson is a rarity in this world. He's an A rated dom with an impeccable reputation of taking the worse subs and rehabilitating their images.

    Harry is his next assignment. Harry hates it and tries to constantly push the envelope in the hopes that Louis will break but to his surprise, he soon finds himself enjoying Louis' firm hand and control. He soon longs for their fake relationship to be real but does Louis feel the same?

    What happens when the sub no one ever thought could be tamed begins to fall in love with the man helping him?

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    Harry Potter is old. Veeeery old. He also sometimes gets summoned by strangers wanting him to have a word with Death on their behalf. His routine gets a little shaken, though, when two brothers in lots of flannel go and just KILL Death.

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    Tom is mistakenly turned into an epic Hero in the Land of Hogwarts. He has to defeat a dragon, save a princess and gain a Kingdom.
    But of course, nothing goes the way it should. It's Tom Riddle, after all.

    He'd rather start on his plan of world domination. Preferably with that cutie named Harry.

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    Harry just hasn't been the same since his wife died a year and a half ago, and he knows it. But knowing something doesn't make you able - or willing - to change things. It doesn't help him sleep, doesn't help him reconnect with the family and friends he's pushed away, and doesn't help him make sense of the realities of becoming deaf so late in life. So when a total and utter bastard of a potion brewer moves into one of the workshop units downstairs of his broom repair business, he couldn't want less to do with the man. Alas, not everything is as it seems with this mysterious wizard, and Harry discovers that he can be a bit of a bastard, himself.

    CW: Ginny died, and legit the first 70k words of this fic is Harry making a new friend and recovering from losing the love of his life; featuring violent flashbacks, panic attacks and very questionable but amusing choices!

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    Upon entering his 7th and final year at Hogwarts, Tom decides that the reinstated Triwizard Tournament is a golden opportunity for him to gain eternal glory (how fitting for his Dark Lord prospects!). Tom, of course, emerges as Hogwarts’ Champion, but when a second name comes out of the treacherous Goblet of Fire, revealed to be Harry Potter, of all people, Tom is beyond furious…

    ... because nothing good ever happens when it comes to Potter.

    (crack with an attempt at plot)

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    It’s wrong place, wrong time for Harry Potter again as he lands in the middle of a murder investigation by the FBI.

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    Finally, when everything was done and prepared and construction and decoration was finished, Harry couldn’t help but be a little proud of the beautiful place he was glad to call his workplace.
    Canopus Café had opened to the public in on the 19th of September, 2007 and was situated somewhat in the middle of the city of Los Angeles, close to the University as well as the freeway. Harry liked to think that he had not deliberately chosen the date that coincided with his friend’s birthday, because he was not guilty.

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    You wouldn’t strike him as a fool unless you saw him that morning, and you wouldn’t mark him as a romantic unless you heard him, heard his breathing: for the papers had been read; for the coffee had been drunk; for his hair was a mess while his partner was undone. It bore repeating with every kiss Tom had left him along with this — as he caught the hitches of Harry’s breaths and chased the sparks from those lips — that he yearned for nothing, but the pleasures of losing himself within him. And that if every morning if he could have this, he wouldn’t mind playing innocent.

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    24
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    7
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    485

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