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    Crowley is devastated after Aziraphale's departure and tries to find some solace in Muriel, but the bookstore new owner is too busy enjoying her life on Earth. The new Supreme Archangel has a real problem on his hands and, if all this were not enough, a strange and mysterious character appears in their lifes.

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    Crowley se siente destrozado tras la marcha de Azirafel e intenta encontrar algo de consuelo en Muriel, pero la nueva dueña de la librería está demasiado ocupada disfrutando de su vida en la Tierra. El nuevo Arcángel Supremo tiene entre manos un auténtico problema y, por si todo esto fuera poco, un extraño y misterioso personaje aparece en sus vidas.

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    Eric decides he wants to follow Crowley's lead and leave Hell

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    Heaven and Hell are toxic. Will Aziraphale and Crowley be able to finally cut the ties to their abusive "families"?
    Aziraphale and Crowley try to find a way to prevent the Second Coming with the help of some rogue angels and demons, Jesus himself and the Antichrist.
    Crowley also tries to escape Hastur’s wrath.
    Post Season 2

    Thanks to Blue_Infinity for beta reading

    Part of the Series Bittersweet, but each of the stories in that series can be read as standalone pieces.

    Some chapters are explicit,
    But I will add M versions of the explicit chapters for those who don't want to read the spicy and quite messed up stuff.

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    Resorts and Hotels had never been on Aziraphale's lists of interests, but the job paid the bills and fueled his expensive hobbies, so he couldn't complain. It might have even been bearable, if the aggravated "Whot?" on the other end of the line didn't sound so damn familiar. Just like that, he was stuck in a long-term project with a certain someone he really hadn't planned on seeing again, and the feeling seemed to be mutual.

    Crowley liked his plants, his job, nature and its little disgusting quirks. What he really didn't like was people. This dislike could be applied to most, but was especially true for Gabriel Morningstar and Aziraphale East, for very different reasons. Which didn't mean he would pass up the opportunity of a lifetime: Taking care of a one-of-a-kind piece of natural beauty around Eden's Cove, even if he had to deal with both of them to do it.

    One fateful night, love for nature and hatred for Gabriel goes far enough to turn to crime.

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    Centuries of the most notable moments in Human History, as told from the perspective of our favourite ineffeable duo.

    天使来到曼哈顿找恶魔,无意间目睹了事件发生的全过程并在地狱的影响下误会了恶魔。
    点就看Crowley如何通过卖惨澄清误会(?)

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    Furfur, bored of hell is met by a familiar fellow who suggested they go have fun.

    What they didn't know was that Earth can be more fun then hell.

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    Aziraphale is Supreme Archangel, he's where he is meant to be, where he can make a difference, a change.
    Or is he?
    A story about betrayal, falling, self-hatred and acceptance with a sprinkle of love
    +*+*+*
    Or my prediction for Season 3

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    And maybe he did… Deserve it. Maybe that’s what he was created for.

    Punishment. Endless and eternal.

    He wasn’t even good enough for Death.


    Hell comes for Crowley with a vengeance after Aziraphale leaves and Hastur gains control of its ranks

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    Crowley's lot don't send rude notes.

    Centuries later, Aziraphale picks up the pieces.

     

    Whumptober Day 27: Scars

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    What happens to Crowley in Hell after saving Elspeth's life?

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    The girl, perhaps four or five years older, put an arm around her brother, and he leaned automatically against her side, hugging her leg. “He’s an angel,” she told him solemnly. She looked up at Crawley, eyes glowing with fervor. “Aren’t you? God sent an angel to save us.”

    A low snarl rippled from Crawley’s throat. “I’m not an angel,” he spat, striding menacingly toward her. “And I didn’t come from God. God’s the one who sent the flood in the first place. God tried to drown you all. And there was an angel here, but he buggered off as soon as the rain started and hasn’t shown his sorry face since. I’m a demon, and I saved you. Got it?”

    Aziraphale and Crawley meet again before the flood. Crawley has questions, Aziraphale has doubts, and they both have choices to make.

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    How much torture can a demon take? And which is worse; physical or psychological?

    "The ragged, filthy cross gloomed gloomily from its position, leaning against the wall opposite Crowley. He had no intention of moving towards it, for once grateful for the heavy chains around his wrists and ankles, holding him in place."

    Or Crowley gets captured by Hell and with Aziraphale being the new Supreme Archangel, there is little hope for our darling demon.

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    Crowley is supposed to be leaving to meet Aziraphale but Hastur has other plans. Specifically, he's come to punish Crowley.
    When Crowley doesn't turn up at the bookshop Aziraphale comes looking for him.

    Whumptober 2023: Day 4: Cattle Prod | Shock | "You in there?"
    "I see the danger. It's written there in your eyes."

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    Five months have passed since the declaration of the new Supreme Archangel. The news rang hard into the depths of Hell which only annoyed their inhabitants, causing a shift in leadership and position of power in response. Now that Beelzebub had run off with the now ex-Supreme Archangel Gabriel, it was as if all Hell had broken loose more than expected. In the middle of all the confusion was Eric the Disposable Demon, who grew more confused and curious about what was happening around him. He eventually allows himself to voice his questions aloud. After all, how much trouble could one demon get into for asking a few simple questions?

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    Aziraphale gets badly injured and thanks to the efforts of The Bentley and Muriel, Crowley winds up at the bookshop once again, faced with something he wished he had never seen.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are tasked to find the Lance Of Michael

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    Not written anything for ages, but had a silly idea and ran with it. What if Hastur let himself be arrested after eating the call-centre staff? They'd probably want a psych eval right?

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    Hastur and Ligur for 6000 years.

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    Aziraphale decides to apologise for not going to Alpha Centauri with Crowley, and not treating him with the love he deserves and proclaims the importance of the Demon in his life with a kiss...

    Little did he know, it wasn't Crowley at all.

    Aka. Crowley is possessed

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