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    There's something living in the archives of what used to be the Magnus Institute, with eyes and static and the desperate wish to be some sort of a person.

    There's someone living in London, with poetry and wind and sea salt who wishes to be something more than the person he is.

    Maybe this can work.

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    The bookstore was an average one—downtown location, classic storefront with gold lettering reading Blackwood Books. The many shelves were packed with what looked to be mainly used books. Large twin windows flanked the green door, and Jon felt their hopes rise at the prominently displayed pride flag.

    (Wherein Jon quits his toxic job, part-times at a charming little bookstore, goes on a re-organizing frenzy, and falls in love along the way.)

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    Martin, Tim, and Sasha have gotten themselves summer research jobs at the Magnus Institute. It’s been a lot more than they bargained for, and honestly they’d prefer it with about fourteen less eldritch fear beings.

    or: An AU based off of some drawings by socks.on.shoes on instagram, featuring Jon as Local Fear Avatar Trying His Best, Martin and Tim as Guys Who Did Not Sign Up For This Shit, Sasha as The Group’s Only Braincell, Elias as A Bitch, Peter as Also A Bitch, and more.

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    The problem is, Jon can’t masturbate. Or they can, obviously, but they can’t finish. Jon has never been able to successfully bring himself to orgasm without a partner, not as a hormonal teenager, not as an even more hormonal adult, not ever. He can function just fine without it most of the time, but if it gets too out of hand then his libido refuses to be ignored, and it makes him very unhappy, to say the least.
    He does feel bad for letting it get to him so much. It's embarrassing, first and foremost, that he's such a slave to his sex drive that it impacts how he treats people in entirely unrelated situations. But it's also just not the type of person he wants to be, horny or not. He is responsible for his words and his actions, and he needs to get a grip.

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    If you had told the Jon of several weeks ago that they had pulled Martin from the Lonely, escaped to Scotland, and were now living in near domestic bliss in a hopefully-not-murder-cabin, they might have believed you a little, but not by much.

    And yet, here he was. Sitting in Daisy's hopefully-not-murder-cabin, working on his latest project, and waiting.

    Martin has a not-so-great time out, and Jon makes sure he's okay.

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    He’s heard the stories. He knows his mother wouldn’t take another step on land if she could help it, not anymore. It took a long time for him to feel comfortable walking alone on the beach without anticipating torches and pitchforks at his first footfall, skin-thieves and scoundrels looking to steal him away.

    Martin’s supposed to avoid humans, but he’s never been great at resisting temptation. In the aftermath of a dreadful storm, he finds himself and his sealskin coat trapped in the home of his mysterious human crush, Jon.

    (Formerly titled It Will Set You Free.)

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    “Have you ever been to Pride?” Martin asked as they laid together on the couch one night after a long day in the Archives. June had just started and so had the relentless ad campaigns proclaiming various businesses' commitment to inclusivity that only lasted for one month out of the year.

    “Once,” Jon said, leaning up to look at Martin from his spot plastered against his chest. “It was… It was interesting.”

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    So we know what classes the Magnus Institute staff would be if they were DnD characters, right? So what if they actually wound up in the Forgotten Realms setting? And had to delve into dungeons, and fight dragons, all while navigating returning memories of past lives in a world where the gods were nothing but Fear?

    OR: Martin Blackwood gets to travel around the Forgotten Realms being an Actual Bard with his (no longer eldritch monster) boyfriend, gathering up the reincarnations of their dead friends along the way. There's also another apocalypse to stop, and people keep telling him he has to be the hero, and he's *really* unhappy about this.

    Oh, and there's some prodding from the gods to get Jon and Martin to remember *yet another* past life.

    At least Jonah Magnus isn't hanging around. We hope.

    This fic is specifically a re-written version of a DnD game my writing partner and I are playing together, and we enjoyed the story so much we wanted to share. Enjoy!

    (Title is from "Broken Pieces Shine" by Evanescence)

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    “Christ…” He muttered under his breath as he propped his cane up against the doorway, slowly creeping towards Jon’s desk. Being careful not to wake him up, Martin scooped Jon up into his arms, holding their small sleeping form close to his chest. Treading carefully, he carried Jon into the climate controlled room, and placed him gently into the cot.

    Five times Martin has cared for Jon + one time where Jon looks after him.

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    This is a Story about Somewhere Else. Two entities tumble out of the vastness. Unsure of the when or where or what they would come to, the pair finds themselves at the edge of a friendly desert community.

    Welcome to Night Vale
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    After the events of MAG 200 Martin wakes up in a strange desert. First and foremost, he goes searching for Jon. They promised to be together. This world they've landed in is beyond strange and it seems as though the Fears are not far behind them. Will Night Vale be able to handle the horrors upon horrors that they bring upon this world?

    I mean, yeah, probably.

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    Being gay and in love in a secondhand bookshop.

    Projecting ones love of Barbie movies onto Martin Blackwood is something that can be so personal.

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    A domestic, soft moment brings up some feels. They hug about it.

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    Jonathan Sims has lost everything.

    His love, his friends, his humanity. Everything worth losing, they lost, ever since they ended the world and everything went to shit. Even though Jonah was dead, and the world was mostly restored to normal, that meant nothing to Jon. Because Martin hadn't survived to see it.

    So when the Distortion offered Jon a deal he couldn't refuse, Jon took it.

    He had nothing left to lose, after all.

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    Sasha stood staring at the bathroom mirror. They didn’t know how long she had been standing there, all she knew is that they didn’t know what was looking back. Logically she knew that it had to be her, that’s how mirrors work but something just looked off. It didn’t look like her.

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    Sasha struggles with dissociation and depersonalisation after their experiences with the not!them.

     

    Can be read as a standalone fic or as part of the series!

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    H£ቺ£n: Nikola hëre is big proponent of no thoughts head empty
    GloriousClownCar: :o)) I Am
    H£ቺ£n: Jon is too but only because at some point they run out things to repress and have to move on to thoughts
    SpareTraumaPls: …
     

    Tim wishes his sugargrandpa situation made sense, Jon counting down the days until Elias gets his head out of his ass, Sasha wants her friends to stop being a collective disaster and they all try to stop Martin from hanging out with lonely old men.

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    Jon has a freaky monster doppelganger locked in document storage and is trying very hard not to have a breakdown about it.

    He's not succeeding very well.

    (Or; trust, and identity, and becoming.)

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    “Archivist?” She knocks on the screen before cringing at the noise it makes, almost like a gurgling drowning man, before it stops.

     

    ARCHIVIST.VBS.watch: HELLO SASHA.
    ARCHIVIST.VBS.watch: YOU CAME BACK…

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    Tim brought his ABBA/Mamma Mia burn CD to work with him, and now The Magnus Archives is an office romance musical.

    Chaos ensues, homoromantic tension is cultivated, Elias is UPSET about it, and dancing is ubiquitous.

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    The events directly following Martin stabbing Jon. Jon and Martin travel to a place between worlds.

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    Martin and Tim get left home alone, soft shenanigans ensue

    (can be read on it's own or part of the series)

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    1/1
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    51
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    1
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