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    Aziraphale and Crowley are about to take their relationship to the next level when Gabriel and Michael's wrath falls on them. To punish them, they implant a fake reality into Crowley's memory in which he becomes a proper demon for a while and hurts Aziraphale several times. However, they leave Azirapahale untouched and aware that none of it has been real.

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Aziraphale frowned. "What you’re saying, then, is that discorporating you would cause more temptations in the end?”
    “That’s exactly what I’m saying. Not to mention, they’d be better quality, more efficient temptations. And possibly more violent. A lot of Demons really enjoy that sort of thing.”
    “And you don’t?” asked Aziraphale, softly.
    “Oh.” Crawly blinked. “Erm. No, I mean, I really like violence. Big violence-er, me. Always calling for more violence in Hell. I like a good flaying, y’know. All that. Screaming. Er.”
    “Indeed,” said the Angel.
    Bless it.

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    This story follows Aziraphale and Crowley's experiences from Eden to the failed Apocalypse, with one scene per decade, every decade, for the entire 6,000 years. I'm drawing predominantly from show canon, with elements of book canon, as well as Biblical and historical inspiration.

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    Crowley and Gabriel have a history together.

    Gabriel is the only one who knows about it.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell) have a plan to find the Antichrist, one problem... I think they were just shot!

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they get shot)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; totally going to plan!

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    Demon Azira(fell) becomes a Nanny, and angel Crowley becomes a gardener for Warlock. They stay with him until he's eleven... wait a minute, who misplaced the Antichrist?

     

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (From becoming Godfathers to the end of the episode)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, added a bit more of Azirafell's demon form.

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    After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.

    Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.

    Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.

    Updating on Tuesdays.

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    Two years after the failed apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale think they're free. Free to love, free to get married and move into their cottage in the South Downs. But Heaven and Hastur aren't exactly ready to move on.

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    When war breaks out between Heaven & Hell, Heaven takes demons as slaves.
    Aziraphale and Crowley struggle to maintain their own side, but it’s only a matter of time until Aziraphale is forced to take ownership of Crowley.
    However, demon slaves are highly coveted and Crowley’s new status is far from ideal.
    Plot with smut.

    Picks up immediately from the end of the book.
    General themes of slavery, sexual coercion/ dubious consent. This is not a dark fic, it’s more a fluffy fic, but it happens in a dark world. Lots of imminent danger and some near misses.
    Tags will be added with new chapters, please always double-check.
    I've tried to highlight particularly tag-heavy chapters/sections and make them skipable, though mentions of their content will recur.

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    Aziraphale Fell has been working at Heaven's Gate, Inc for the better part of twenty years as an assessor of orphanages for children with magical abilities. His life had been perfectly normal and beautifully boring until the day he was summoned to the Office of the Archangels and given an assignment that will turn his life on its head.

    (Note: this is an AU set in the world of TJ Klune's The House in the Cerulean Sea, and while I recommend that you read it, it's not necessary to do so to understand the plot of this fic!)

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... Or, do they? I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square!

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    “Forget my own head next..” Aziraphale mumbled to himself as he reached behind the stack of books to retrieve the mobile. Carefully he touched the green bubble on the screen. “There you are my dear, I was starting to worry about you.”

    Nothing on the other end. Aziraphale worried he’d swiped the wrong direction, had he hung up by mistake? Or touched the mute button again?

    “Crowley are you there?”

    “Yes, Aziraphale. He’s here,” answered a voice that was not the demon’s.

    Aziraphale felt his insides turn into leaden blocks of ice. He stared in stunned terror at the screen of the phone. Crowley’s picture grinned lasciviously at him and the angel felt sick trying to reconcile seeing the face of his lover but hearing the Archangel Gabriel’s voice.

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    Sometimes, when things are a bit too much for a human shaped being of the world to handle, Crowley turns into a snake instead. Aziraphale doesn't understand, but he tries to be understanding.

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    Aziraphale has a meeting in Heaven. It doesn’t go well. Crowley’s there to help her deal with the aftermath.

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    London
    Sunday after the Apocalypse

    They've survived an attempted Armageddon and near-executions, confessed their feelings, and now Aziraphale and Crowley are ready to spend the rest of eternity together.

    But thousands of years of abuse are not so easily shrugged off. If this is going to work, if they're going to last longer than a few hours, Aziraphale and Crowley will need to learn to communicate.

    It may be their greatest challenge yet.

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    "Sorry, I...," Aziraphale says as he pulls away, seconds, minutes, or maybe hours later. "I don't know what's wrong with me."

    "It's all right. No explanations necessary."

    "Oh, but I want to," says the angel, still clutching the lapels of Crowley's shirt. "I think... that you and I deserve this."

    Or, their first night at the cottage, their first hug and their first kiss.

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    "As the countless angels in the hall hurled their insults and pointed their fingers, rage on their usually calmed and immaculately beautiful faces, the expression on the red haired angel stayed stoic and still. Though if one had looked closer, they would have noticed the crease in the skin between his eyebrows and the slight curl to his lips as his teeth poked from his mouth, biting at the thin lip.

    His fellow Archangels stared down at him, their expressions stern and icy; listening to the other angels shouting and watching as they pointed, sneered, shook their heads, and turned up their noses. They had made their decision, deliberating for a little over an hour, and it was final.

    Their brother would Fall."

     

    An account of Crowley's fall and the memories that still haunt him years later

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    Aziraphale is, technically, a Principality. But he had been created a Cherub.

    It means eyes. Many eyes. Our angel doesn't need to turn around to watch his back.
    Which is a good thing, since watching one's back has become second nature for angels and demons since the Fall.

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    The angel Crowley is done with Heaven. The demon Azram provides an outlet for all that pent-up frustration.

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    Mr. Fell is a sweet man (as long as you don’t try to buy his books). That’s undeniable.

    His partner on the other hand…well, less than savory assumptions have been made.

    3 times a Soho resident thought Crowley was up to something very sinister + 1 time they knew he wasn’t.

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