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Jon is trying to save the world, Sasha meets a new client, Tim is narrating his own life and Martin is restocking the first aid kit. Again.
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- Part 3 of CW Detective Agency
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It's a common myth that creatures of the sea grant wishes to their saviours, bind their souls together or offer their own hearts as a token of gratitude. In reality no selkie or mermaid is obligated to pay back. However, it doesn't mean that they can't return the favour if it is what they truly want.
Unfortunately it turns out hard to accomplish for a hopeless romantic when his hero is some oblivious prick.
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Martin didn't think Jon would do it. But this was the same Jon who had gone into the coffin with the full knowledge that no one had ever made it out of that thing. What's the worst that could happen if he quit? He could die, of course. But more often than not, Jon felt like a walking corpse anyway.
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Is there anything left to escape but life? by Maik_ol
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), The Bifrost Incident - The Mechanisms (Album), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Mar 2024
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Lyf is on Earth after the Bifrost Incident, they wake up one day on a freeway and some stranger comes and picks them up saying he knows them
I don't like writing... but I'll make an exception for all of them because I need this concept to be real and I've only seen it once.
...So slow ass updates
This is not abandoned as of March 2024! I'll update this if I do. Im currently not fixated on the mechs but trust it will 100% come back. -
Who knew befriending your coworkers could be nice by Absolutely_fishy
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Mar 2024
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DidSomeoneSayDrinks?:
alright listen i know i just got here but ugghhhhh
rlly don’t wanna be at work today…Mr. TeaMiser:
You’re right you just got here lol
You haven’t even done anything yet———
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Chatfic with the archives since the ideas been plaguing me. Everyone lives and things are a struggle. Starts in early s1
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I Don't Wanna Be A Monster In The Making by tHE_kINg_oF_dORitOs
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Mar 2024
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"It takes less than a second for Jon to be on his feet. And then he’s moving. He has no idea where he’s going, but he knows he needs to get away from them. He has no idea what they’ll do to him if they catch him, and the fear of being caught, chased, or Hunted even, is enough to give Jon the energy to sprint.
Everything is a blur of yells, paper and then darkness and quietness.
When Jon comes back to himself, he’s stood in the tunnels. Before him, a very familiar yellow door stands. He collapses onto the floor, his whole body becoming jelly, just as the door opens."________________________________
after being deprived of statements and locked in his office for over 2 months, Jonathan Sims is free once again. Now with a gang of unruly avatars that seemed to have adopted/kidnapped him, he must learn to navigate life as a fully-fledged Beholding Avatar.
what shenanigans will he and his newfound family get up to? And is Martin ok? -
Things That Crawl And Reach For The Light by daylight_b0yyy
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Mar 2024
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Held captive by the Circus of the Other and facing an imminent death, the Archivist finds unlikely companionship - one with far-reaching consequences.
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Chapters likely to vary in length. We intend to update fortnightly, but might not be able to do so if we are particularly busy. As of writing the first chapter the plot was planned in full, so it is unlikely to not be finished...eventually :)
Please note that this is going to be very heavy in corruption themes and insects, moths and caterpillars specifically, so if this is something you're not keen on please don't feel obliged to keep reading!
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Martin Blackwood, beloved archival assistant, who is always there with tea and a soft word of comfort isn't exactly who he says. Actually he's exactly not who he says, he is Not Martin, and he didn't expect to have anything to do with the archival staff beside feeding off their terror that Something Wasn't Right. But then he started feeling something akin to "emotions" when it comes to a certain Archivist who is always in trouble.
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Tim Third Wheels Through the Apocalypse by my_heart_of_heart
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Mar 2024
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“I can’t believe you’d decide to pass through my neighborhood and not say hello to dear old Sasha.”
The others looked warily at Tim. He wasn’t sure what they expected him to do, but apparently he wasn’t doing it. All he could do was try to keep his heart from breaking all over again.
I just thought it would be fun if Tim could be there to see Not-Sasha get exploded in season 5.
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“'Are you just here to—to make fun of me, then?'
Helen smiled faintly. 'Would you believe me if I said we were here to help you?'
Jon blinked. That made even less sense than the idea that they were treating him as some sort of zoo animal. 'Probably not,' he finally managed. 'Are you?'
Helen tilted her head to the side, seeming to consider her reply. 'That depends on you.'”
Or: the one where, after the archival assistants stage their 'intervention' to stop Jon from taking live statements, a little group of avatars, assembled by Helen, stage a different intervention.
They agree he's making terrible life choices. They have very different opinions about what those terrible life choices are.
(Or: wanna see how many TMA-related heartbreaks I can fix by giving Jon some actual friends?)
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Statement begins by Randomnerdblogs
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
14 Mar 2024
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What if there were more statements that were yet to be uncovered? What if there was more that met the eyes on those flimsy papers, and documents that mean nothing to us now. What could've been hiding under all that paper work.. stories that are untold.
[ These are fanmade statements I wrote, so no nothing is Canon nor is it relying on any character from the series. Just inspired by its writing! I also do apologize if there’s typos in these, they were copy and pasted after writing them originally on my notes or discord. Again these are fanmade, so sorry if the writing doesn’t feel like a ‘real statement’ feel free to comment ideas or takes you’d like me to write out! I can’t promise I’ll write it out, but still worth a shot.]
[ Some statements have concluding statements, some don’t, some have proper introductions. So FYI for that ] -
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a reflection of what remains of helen richardson.
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i will wander in silence with you by romcommunisms (softhar)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
13 Mar 2024
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People keep disappearing from a little town up North. Obviously, the most rational way to approach this is to have Jon and Martin go up there and investigate what's causing these disappearances. Obviously, if they want to get any answers, they're going to have to pretend to be a couple. All while trying to avoid getting sucked into the Lonely.
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A Distorted Owl by NamerofThings
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 Mar 2024
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He had been the sun personified.
And Gertrude?
She was an Icarus who allowed another to fall in her stead.
He’d saved the world, but he didn’t volunteer to wear the cape.
No, he’d just been a person.
*In which Michael Shelley survives the Distortion's identity transition. And finds love, eventually. -
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Aussage von Jared Hopworth, dem Boneturner, über seine Verbindung mit Viscera und seine jüngsten Aktivitäten.
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- Part 132 of Die Magnus Archive
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- 2,862
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- 1/1
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Michael is apparently pregnant. Gerry and Michael are going to be parents. Join them on the struggles of two dumbasses raising a child.
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- Part 1 of Nick & Lucie
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that an eldritch horror in temporary possession of evil artifacts must be in want of a partner.
And they've been together for ages. They've been together so long, you can barely tell them apart. They've been together so long they're nigh inseparable.
And now?
They're engaged!
A Breekon and Hope in LOVE fluffy crack piece.
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A Comprehensive Guide to Interdimensional Travel, the Supernatural, Apocalypses, and Everything/Nothing In Between by ImMostDefinitelyDeadInside
Fandoms: Ghosts (TV 2019), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Good Omens (TV), Doctor Who (2005)
09 Mar 2024
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“Come on then,” The Doctor challenged. “What species are you? What planet are you from? I can only help you if you let me.”
“Tell this gentleman,” Fanny spat the word as though she believed him to be the complete opposite. “That nobody in this house requires his assistance.”
Alison had had enough at this point. She was close to up and leaving the room and never returning when the doorbell rang again.
“Mike?” Alison sighed.
“On it,” Mike said, leaving the room equally as exasperated as his wife.
“Expecting anyone?” Alison asked The Doctor.
“I could ask you the same thing.”
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What if when Jon and Martin save their world, they're transported not to The House on Hilltop Road, but to Button House instead? What if the Tardis picked up the energy from this interdimensional shift? And what if the forces of Heaven and Hell had something to say about it?
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Jon and Martin are in a strange new universe and they've brought the Fears with them; however shall our heroes cope?
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By the way I'm Embarrassed So Let me Be. (full fic) by Herdslittlefictions
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Mar 2024
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Life is strange. with ups and downs. stops and reawakening. sometimes strangers met and become lifelong confidantes, or trusted allies are the ones to plunge the dagger into your back. In life you learn; in life you love; and in life you are afraid.
Never more so than in a world where eldritch horrors are mundane.Gerard Keay has a series of run-ins with the chaotic Michel Shelly. Perhaps it is the start to something Beautiful. perhaps its the start of something horrifying.