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    While in lockdown, Jane Crocker attempts to teach all her friends how to cook.
    It goes about as horribly as you’d expect.

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    They won, or at least they got as close as one could come to winning when the game is rigged. The perfect world that was awarded them was one of trees, forests, wastelands and rivers. Strange creatures capable of killing even the most powerful god-tier stalk through the lands.
    So it begs the question, is the game ever really over... till it's over?

    Aka, I'm bad at summaries, lol. The main ship is totally rosemary!!! and it really only has the alpha timeline kids, but I do what I want.

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    You look into the mirror to find your own face looking back at you. You laugh. And then you cry. Last, you try and figure out how you got to this moment.

    The Auto-Responder had long since resigned himself to an artificial existence, his only dwindling hope for escape hinging on a promise that has yet to be fulfilled. Then one day he wakes up, Dirk nowhere to be found.

    What's the point in getting what you want, if you can't show off a little?

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    37/?
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    Karkat was ready to tell his moirail and her wife about his relationship with Dave, he was just waiting for the right time to do so. So what if the time to do so was after Rose started subtly interrogating him at her own wedding? He still came up with the brilliant idea for what Dave was calling, "Coming Out 2: Electric Boogaloo". Karkat didn't want to know what that meant, but he did know that he would beat Rose at her mindgames before dessert.
    or
    In Which Karkat Is Forcibly Removed Johnny Rockets After A Failed Attempt To Outwit Rose Lalonde

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    Your name is Joey Claire and the adults in your life don't do a very good job of taking care of you. It's fine. You'll manage.
    (When your babysitter shows up at your door with a baby in her arms in December of 1995, things get better, you never see Pa again, and then they get much, much worse.)

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    You are somehow transported into a strange world full of girls with dicks. And other than them having dicks what do they have in common? Why they want to pump you full of cum of course! This fic follows your own adventure through the world where you try and mostly fail at trying to not get fucked until you can barely walk.

    Each chapter will hold an individual or sometimes more of the girls from Homestuck and each of them having a completely unique way to fuck or a unique kink to that specific chapter!

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    "I don't know what's going to come out of me," I told her. "It has to be perfect. It has to be irreproachable in every way."
    "Why?" she said.
    "To make up for it," I said. "To make up for the fact that it's me."
    -Ugly, Bitter, and True - Suzanne Rivecca

     

    Basically: How many mistakes can one person make, honestly.
    Or: The Reader learns to lie.
    Or: Lots of hot takes on troll culture, physiology, and behavior.
    Or: How to die on Alternia.
    Or: A Hiveswap: Friendsim remix, borrowing heavily from canonical content.

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    2/?
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    a thrilling spinoff of the bee movie, ft esoteric pixie bf

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    “It was six years ago,” you repeat, breathing out over your tongue to ease the sting of the alcohol. “It’s behind me now.”

    That is a monumental lie. It hasn’t left you for a single day. It’s standing nearby and watching you, right at this moment. It wakes up with you in the morning and stares at you while you brush your teeth. It tries to hold your hands while you’re working. You can taste it on your food and hear it whisper intimately to you when things around you get too quiet.

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    Between the Multiverse, Garuza's Ambitions, and the remaining Kanaema stone being an utterly unknown factor... the Kiramagers find themselves caught in a rapidly escalating race to the finish line of this long running battle.

    Even the Kiraful-Go Arrow may not be enough to help them survive through the adventures ahead of them. They may need the backup of those who walked this path before them- whose own predecessors' accomplishments have left a long shadow across the Multiverse.

    Engrave it on your hearts! Hear Their Roar, and Be Amazed!!

    Arriving in a flash! Dispatching Evil with a blast!!

    It's About To Get Wild. Just Try and Stop these Five Sentai Together!!

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    This is a collection of prompts, AU and one-shots for the Miraculous Ladybug fandom!

    They content salt and crossovers, mostly Maribat, and if you want to do something with the prompts and AU go ahead just credite me and let me know when it's done please! :)

    Warning: English is not my first language so sorry if it’s confusing

    UPDATE: “Biodad!Jonathan Joestar” AU

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    21/?
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    He gave you the life you want, and you will do the same for him.

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    2/?
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    Horuss and cronus being gay.

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    1/1
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    On an Earth that seems reset to pre-SBURB normalcy, Dave Strider transfers to Mitakihara. There he finds the magical girl system, more universe breaking powers, and an Akemi Homura all too eager to fix her time abilities with his...

     

    AU crossover fic that diverges just before Homestuck's Credits and Puella Magi Madoka Magica's Rebellion movie.

    Fic updates every two weeks.

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    2/?
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    A deep dive into Beforus style culling, with Kankri getting a good bit of trauma along the way.

    Kankri never had a lusus, they had been picked up from the caverns. Cherry red wiggler body on display for all to see, bright scarlet eyes still far too weak to see more than 12 paces ahead of them.

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    Chapters:
    57/?
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    Karkat decides that faking a moirallegiance with Dave is the perfect way to get Gamzee to leave him alone. There's no possible way that this can go wrong.

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    6/7
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    The Den of Darkness, huh?

    Well, with a name like that, it had to be pawsitively stuffed to the gills with treasure!

    Oh, don't give Nepeta that look, she's heard it all! The Cave of Unfathomable Evil just had a grumpy bear, easily tamed by some medicinal herbs tied to a steak. Boom! Free loot. The Fortress of Looming Dead? Did you know that skeletons cannot reach you if you are good at climbing, and that zombies are very vulnerable to fall damage? Oh, what about the Tower of the Grey Necromancer? That guy was a pushover, all Nepeta had to do was make goo-goo eyes at him and the entire place was free for the ransacking.

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    John gets ready to leave.

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    Your name is ELUSCA PONTOP. You are fond of PAINTING, CRITTERS, and BONECRUSHING HUGS, the latter of which is encouraged by your overly affectionate OCTOPUS MOM. You're KIND OF LOUD and you have the tendency to be sort of OBLIVIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC at times, but you mean well. You MOTHERFUCKING LOVE THE OCEAN. This is only slightly problematic seeing as your JUGGAGODS in their INFINITE HILARIOUS WISDOM made you with a bloodhue that lies somewhere between indigo and purple, leaving you with PUNY GILLS and FUCKED UP TINY-ASS EARFINS. It's all good, though, it's chill, you have a BITCHASS TUGBOAT to be living on, which allows you to go on all manner of FUCKING EPIC ADVENTURES with your moirail/helmsman.

    THESE ARE YOUR STORIES.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    10
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    4
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