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    College AU. Levi is an entrepreneur-turned-professor, teaching computer science at a prestigious university. Eren is the TA with a few screws loose. Hange is the best friend/crush you won't make a move on. And you—well, you've got issues, and there's a chance that what you know about Levi's AR/VR startup and the new campus dating app, Coordinate, only scratches the surface.

    Updated every Saturday, but sometimes more often.

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    “Maybe it was the whole look—the unbranded, all-black sweats, the long hair framing his heart-shaped face, the wide green eyes, the way he never smiled. Then there was his voice—boyish and lightly rasping, like he'd been yelling. If you ever needed to come up with evidence for pretty privilege, this was it.”

    Language:
    English
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    14,215
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1092
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    Bucky is being sent to Canada to recover from Hydra, it's a stay at an Equestrian center or high-security prison, now whilst he's not necessarily a horse person, he will take the fresh air over bars....with little argument. Whilst there he meets El, a protege, and magician when it comes to horses, and he can't help but fall utterly in love with her. But that doesn't mean he's going to tarnish her existence with his miserable one.

    Inspired by Heartland.

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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2254
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    Any child reading this now , DO NOT READ, god forbid why you decided to browse this site but this is not a story for anyone of the faint of heart or someone who can’t even watch Hazbin hotel without clutching their pearls.

    I made this as a complete shitpost fanfic for giggles, don’t bitch at me cause you decided to ignore the warnings.

    And before anything , no I don’t ship incest, that’s what the kink shaming part is for.

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    730
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    50
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    Megalomaanisen mittakaavan modernisaatio/fix fic/yms BraveStarr-piirrossarjasta. Ei vaadi erityisiä tietoja alkuperäisteoksesta mutta on siihen keskustelevassa suhteessa. Kuvituksen ja musiikin tiedot lukujen lopussa.

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    Suomi
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Her first day of junior year at the Teyvat Area Public High School, and Lumine can't help but wonder why the girl who spilt her chocolate milk on her brother was catching her eye.

    (Or, Lumine and Aether move to public school.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,780
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    766
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    Where some heroes and villains got concussions and got asked who the president was during the term of Lex and the evil cheeto. Co-starring Doctor Mid-nite

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    721
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    72
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    Levi finds himself bored of watching all the other fancy people, including his sister, dance with one another, so he seeks to find a quiet room to sit alone in peace, but ends up bumping, quite literally, into someone better than he expected.
     

    Or; when Levi and Eren prance around on a porch like horses on crack.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    323
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    It's spring, and the body has urges that are hard to satisfy alone. It's always good to have a friend willing to lend a helping hand.

    Language:
    English
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    12,313
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2099
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    A talking horse tells an annoyed interviewer his story, these are her notes.

    Language:
    English
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    1,433
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2295
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    The Phantomhive Riding School is struggling for business, but Ciel has a plan. But only if he can convince Sebastian, an untamed but extremely fast horse, to let him be his jockey. However, even though Lizzy is also in the race, competition grows tougher as the rest of the jockeys make themselves known.

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    English
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    16,431
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    128
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    Following Zhao Yunlan's revelation about his feelings for Shen Wei, the two spend most of their time together, teaching each other about the world around them, the universe, and their bodies, but problems arise when Shen Wei can't deal with his surge of emotions. (Past!weilan, dramaverse)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    6,140
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1123
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    During a confrontation with Ye Zun, Zhao Yunlan is sucked into the void and lands in ancient Haixing, 10 000 years before his time. Upon arriving, Zhao Yunlan meets the mysterious and alluring soldier Shen Wei, the past version of the professor he knows so well, and Zhao Yunlan can't help himself from wanting to get to know him better. (Dramaverse, past!Weilan)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    8,244
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    999
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    Dirk gets a porn virus and slowly becomes more and more comfortable with the idea of murder.

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    English
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    5,842
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    982
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    Ren Amamiya has to spend a whole year in Tokyo, but he never expected to develop horsemanship with a group of equestrian enthusiaists.

    AKA, the horse riding AU that no one asked for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,435
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    589
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    “Peter-,”

    “I’m sorry, you probably hate me now, I know that you probably think I’m sick or something and I don’t blame you-”

    Bucky’s heart broke a little when he saw a tear slide down the teen’s face, “Stark seriously hasn’t told you?” Bucky asked, letting go of Peter’s shoulder and smiling a little.

    Peter cocked his head like a confused puppy, “Hasn’t told me what?”

    Bucky smiled as he got up, “FRIDAY, tell Tony I’m borrowing his kid for a while, I’m taking him to meet Stevie,”

     

    This is part of a series. Reading them in order is strongly recommended.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,618
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    636
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    7961
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    In a sort of rage against a certain man acting like a certain Hussie, certain characters will take control of their own happily ever after...with some side effects.

    And the new narrator?

    Someone unexpected.

    Language:
    English
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    932
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    81
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    Raihan's rarely been out of the city. His work as an influencer is plenty to keep him busy, and the fast-paced London lifestyle in more than enough for him.

    But when his grandfather passes away and leaves his stable to Raihan, he's forced from his comfortable life, and into a world he doesn't understand.

    Can a scared racehorse and a stablehand with a history change his mind on the countryside? Or will Hammerlocke stables be forced to close?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,159
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    192
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    DAVE: you ready to get served my dude
    EQUIUS: Yes
    DAVE: i cant hear you i said are you ready to get served like a dude on butler island
    EQUIUS: Yes
    DAVE: speak up man are you ready to get SERVED like a chili dog delivered at a sonic by the hedgehog himself
    DAVE: im talking motherfucking soap shoes
    DAVE: are you READY
    EQUIUS: Yes, as we've established
    HAL: I think he's ready.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,519
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    457
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    ExtraJuicy 🍑🍑💦 Both sporty and spicy. Not a horse girl, but likes to ride. Have a sense of humor and we’ll see where it goes.

    “Is that Grindr?” Gabe gasps out, and EJ elbows him deftly in the side as several heads swivel in their direction. Fucking Gabe and his big forehead and bigger mouth. “Erik Robert Johnson, have you learned how to sext?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,596
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    557
    Bookmarks:
    133
    Hits:
    6954
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    A continuation of the smutty Mor4 adventures. Plot creeps in now and again.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,411
    Chapters:
    12/18
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    3733

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