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    A fussy bookseller and a care-free journalist write a book about the End Times.
    The thing is, one of them is an angel and the other a demon. As if this wasn’t trouble enough, everything in their book suddenly begins to happen in real life…
    This is my retelling of Good Omens. It's fairly close to the original, but with a few twists and surprising turns, and lots of Spiritual stuff. Quite a bit of God and redemption themes going in here. Also took some inspiration from some fan-fics and cool fan art :)
    *Please let me know if I need to change the rating!!*

    (Will try to post a chapter every other week as I can. I'm a slow typer, however, so even though much of the story is written, it's not typed yet- or edited :)

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    He grumbled, taking a pair of scissors and cutting off the infected leaf. “Say goodbye to your limb, plant. And may this serve as a warning to the rest of you!” His voice raised slightly. “I will not tolerate this kind of business.”

    “…What the fuck are you doing?”

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    Aziraphale left. But has he, really?

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    Азирафаэль все еще пытается загладить свою вину перед Кроули.

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    30 drabbles that grew into 30 one shots. Each chapter is a different story. See some of our favourite Angels, Demons, and Humans living their lives throughout the years.

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    Crowley yells at his plants 364 days a year (365 on leap years).

    This is the day where he doesn't.

     

    (aka: I love Tu Bishvat, so Crowley does as well.)

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    Crowley’s plant misbehaves and needs to be dealt with. The plant recounts how it met Crowley and contemplates its life. Throughout its life are profanity, explosions, espionage, royalty, car chases and some heartwarming sprinkling of evil.

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    Crowley is screaming at his plants. Normally Aziraphale would leave him to it but a) they may not deserve it yet and b) it is three o'clock on a school day and the neighbours are going to get upset if it continues.

    Time to interfere.

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    What if, the coffee theory was right? What if Crowley noticed something wrong with Aziraphales words? What if Crowley figured it out and saved Aziraphale again? What if...

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    This takes place between the end of Season 1 and the Lockdown Audio and explores Crowley losing his flat to Shax.

    This also includes reference to a deleted scene in which the demon Erik asks to punch Aziraphale. I know it's not canon but it's being treated as such here.

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    Pls do not send my fanfics to Neil Gaiman or tag him in any posts/media about them. He has no interest and I wish to respect that.

     

    As for Michael Sheen, we couldn't stop him if we tried and frankly I hope he reads it and enjoys himself lol

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    Aziraphale left Crowley, but for some reason the Angel keeps calling him, and Crowley keeps answering.

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    [No tags for it but I have dyslexia sorry if anything is bad or some shit]

    "They will be called Demons, they are Fallen Angels. They either questioned or went against God. You will not follow them unless you wish to Fall as well. God's plan is, well, ineffable. It is not for us to understand. These Demons are not to be Loved or Befriended, as they cannot feel Love nor do they deserve it. As of now, they are the enemy."

    But of course, two Angels didn't listen. Now most of their memories are gone, they don't know what the colors of the Halos mean, and they're still questioning everything about Gods plan.

    The Halos are like mood rings, though humans cannot see them. Besides Anathema - she thinks it's funny. The three Demons have no clue what they mean and are desperately trying to figure it out while simutaniously saving the world.

    The ocs Raziel/Apollyon/Apollo, Engelbert/Eddie, Kimira/Kimi, and Evangelos/Agramon/Mercury.

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    Crowley is so desperately thirsty, but the only drink that can quench that thirst will destroy him.

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    Aziraphale breaks into Crowley’s house to talk to him and finds out something incredibly surprising.

    Hijinks ensue, it’s gay.

    (AKA: Aziraphale does something silly and Crowley can’t even be mad at him for it.)

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    ***((Completed Work))***

     

    Starting moments after S2E6...

    The new Supreme Archangel Aziraphale is in Heaven, juggling the Second Coming at The Metatron's behest. Crowley is wrestling with his romantic realizations, and losing. What is it going to take to get our lovestruck beings back on track so that they can save our favorite Libra and all its inhabitants? And where are God and Satan in all of this?

    There’s a lot of ground to cover before this ends, as it was always going to, in a garden.

     

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    Pls do not send my fanfics to Neil Gaiman or tag him in any posts/media about them. He has no interest and I wish to respect that.

    As for Michael Sheen, we couldn't stop him if we tried and frankly I hope he reads it and enjoys himself lol

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    "That said, this angel and this demon love each other in the way someone who loves God does, that much is objective. Their love is patient and kind, it doesn't insist in its own way, it is not irritable or resentful, nor does it rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth.
    That’s how it truly is; their love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
    Most importantly, however, it will never end. Does not matter whether everyone in the universe isagainst it, they will persevere till the end of their never-ending life.

    That considered, who could’ve known if God was truly against it in the first place, if this was a test, if this was their plan. But maybe, just maybe it is useless to ponder at such question.
    Cause that’s what these two are: indescribable, unimaginable, forbidden, wonderful.

    They are just ineffable."

     

    !☆Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6uYMJQ4qqHe5xSYcbIX5eg?si=IHmQuRt_SUmQIGNLU4PcAQ

    (Please note english is not my first language, so be patient, thank you!)

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    Aziraphale teaches Crowley love (his plants).

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    In Which Crowley (post S2) Processes What Is Actually Happening, Lodges An Official (If Private) Protest (NOT A PRAYER), And Accepts An Under-The-Chandelier Job Offer.

    With a few spoken and unspoken qualifying codicils, of course.
    This is how s3 would go if I were to write it...

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    This fic takes place after season 2. Basically, this is my take on season 3. It covers my theories about who were Crowley and Aziraphale in Heaven, what happened to them back then, what happened to Crowley in Hell and how their ineffable love story unfolds after the heart wrenching kiss, through the Second Coming, and to the end.

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